Corrupted wish game

Postby **Ingemar** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:25 pm

Granted. But now, it belongs to a certain Andrew Lloyd Webber musical.

I wish I had tusks.

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:51 pm

Granted, they will grow out of your butt

I wish ingemar would start wishing for weird wishes

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:16 pm

Granted. But he won't post them. (why'd you have to wish for that?)

I wish that I had a photograph of Ingemar with tusks, because it would be funny.

Postby **Ky Kiske** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:19 pm

granted but in the picture Ingemar is goring you with his tusks which may be funny to others but not to you.

I wish I could disappear and reappear whenever I wanted.

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:19 pm

granted

but it's drawn in MS Paint

For ky kiske. Granted but you can't control where you will appear

I wish that I will be rich with cash someday and be rich and... stuff.... and im sure everyone already asked me that

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:26 pm

Granted, you're rich. Unfortunately, you're also ugly and infirm, and all of your money goes to doctors who just barely manage, with all of your money, to bring you back up to almost how you are now. They leave you with extensive scarring and, oddly enough, incurable halitosis.

I wish that I controlled an army of explosive squirrels.

Postby **Photosoph** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:18 pm

Granted. *Paints squirrel faces on a pack of defective grenades.*

I wish that penguins could be found in the desert.

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:29 pm

Granted, but they dehydrate to death

I wish that I could get a free subscription to macworld and pcworld (magazines)

Postby **Photosoph** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:51 pm

My penguins.... *Sob*.

...Granted! But then you automatically loose $100 from your savings.

<Edit> I wish I'd remembered to wish when I originally posted this...

Postby **Mr. SmartyPants** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:16 am

Granted, but then you forget again

I wish i had a cup of water with me, im kinda thirsty now

Postby **c.t.,girl** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:28 am

granted...but it's sewwer water.

i wish i had an electric guitar

Postby **harina** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:43 am

Granted, but suddenly there's a blackout in your house and it takes weeks to fix it..

I wish it were 03:00 PM already so I didn't have this much spare time..

Postby **CreatureArt** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:25 am

Granted, but now you're incredibly busy and miss all that spare time you could have used to make your life easier.

I wish I knew the why of pi. (spelling deliberate. It still gets to me that an equation can go on literally forever).

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:28 am

Granted, but it causes your brain to meltdown.

I wish EGM would either straighten up or die.

To Write Love on Her Arms · Postby **ZiP** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:41 am

Granted. Dead.

I wish I knew what EGM stood for...

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:50 am

Granted. You're now given 42,000 meanings for "EGM".

I wish I knew what Calvin was eating in ZiP's avvie.

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:05 am

Granted you just vomited!!! I wish more people were on this thread!

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:52 am

Granted, but they all Spam like mad

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper

Postby **Radical Dreamer** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:42 am

Granted, but now you've got indegestion.

I wish my iPod Shuffle would re-charge before my next class so I could listen to it....hmmm....

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:58 am

Granted, but it deletes all your music.

I wish that space aliens and undersea aliens would be at war.

Postby **Ashley** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:01 pm

granted, but it's a long boring story that will be made into countless sequels everyone will rant and rave over, as well as flood the children's market with mind-numbingly stupid toys.

I wish I didn't have to work out =___=

Website · Postby **Kawaiikneko** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:03 pm

Granted, you can be fat your whole life

I wish Ash forgives me for my insolence. *cower*

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:21 pm

Granted, but you're still banninated.

I wish Kawaiineko wasn't banninated.

Website · Postby **Kawaiikneko** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:32 pm

granted, but Ashley might unleash some Texas fury on you for unbanninating me.

I wish I could express my gratitude to Myoti for unbanninating me.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:57 pm

Granted, but the resulting chaos gets you banninated all over again

I wish there was something good on TV right now

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:59 pm

Granted, but everything else is so bad that the good thing gets banninated for being different.

I wish to banninate bad things on TV.

Postby **Blitzkrieg1701** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:03 pm

Granted, but now we're stuck watching test patterns

I wish I had some pizza

Postby **Myoti** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 1:09 pm

Granted, but since I'm stuck watching test patterns with you, I get half your pizza.

I wish for an unlimited supply of Root Beer.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:00 pm

Granted, but it's actual beer for roots. You now have the ability to get plants drunk.

I wish that pizza would come alive and create pizza zombies.

Postby **Photosoph** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:01 pm

Granted, but then you're forced to eat it and explode from consuming far, FAR too much.

I wish that Kaligraphic hadn't exploded.

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