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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby syphon » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:09 am

Because your foot and head are both positive magnets causing a Magnetic field

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SierraLea » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:22 am

Because then everyone could see your insides, and that's just gross.
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby syphon » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:29 am

Thoughts of suicide

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SilverToast » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:02 pm

because you are stalked by someone who looks just like you who can only be seen in a mirror.

Why do people not have natural pink or blue hair?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:04 pm

Because a boy being born with pink hair would be horrifying...

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SierraLea » Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:02 pm

Because an evil scientist snuk into your brain and reprogrammed you so that that's al you could enjoy.
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby syphon » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:00 am

because your addicted to the color pink

why is it that awesome music gives me goosebumps?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby AdriTan » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:03 am

Because your body can hardly stand that level of awesome!

What do you do with 10 slayn colossal beasts?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SierraLea » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:57 am

BBQ Time!
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:50 pm

another ninja

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby AdriTan » Thu Mar 21, 2013 1:57 pm

Because my rabbit friends ate them all.

How can I turn myself back into a regular panda/bunny when I've been turned into a hedgpandunny?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:00 pm

eating raw garlic every day for a month could help

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby AdriTan » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:02 pm

They're underpaid.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby syphon » Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:41 pm

To keep the flu away

Why does my back hurt still?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby AdriTan » Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:32 pm

My prickly hedgepandunniness was too much for you to handle!!

Why did syphon eat half of me, making me turn into such a strange crazy creature??
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Crossfire » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:29 pm

Because, whether he admits it or not, Syphon is insane.

Why is it 15 degrees above one day, and then the next it drops to -20?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby ClaecElric4God » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:38 pm

Because if the weather didn't go down quickly enough, it might actually start to get warmer.

Where is that awful smell coming from?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Toranoko-san » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:07 pm

A ReDead that has been sitting in a pile of garbage.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby DecooPunk » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:49 pm

They are waiting to kill you

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Shilohan ninja » Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:53 pm

Because it's laced with crack transmitted through the keyboard/mouse/controller whenever you play.

Why is the river red?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Koneko-chan » Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:17 pm

Because someone put food coloring in it.


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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby AdriTan » Fri Mar 22, 2013 5:29 pm

Commercials are there to hypmatize people into buying random things! Don't watch!

Why must people feel forced to hypmatize us all?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SierraLea » Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:21 pm

Because they can't hypnotize us, so they had to use something else.
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:53 am

The Grumpy Cat (or rather, a grumpy face...)

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby syphon » Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:25 am

They hope they can keep you from getting old

Why am i addicted to CAA right now, im like on it almost everyday?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:39 am

Because CAA is awesome :D (And i am too so...)

What makes CAA awesome?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby syphon » Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:11 am

Becuase of all the awesome people here that bring joy to me and everyone else. id name them ( dont woryy your included haha) but it would be too long of a list haha. (i dont think im following the rules of this thread as im supposed to post a ridiculous answer) XD (was it really your birthday? Sorry i havent seen your name on the birthday list at the bottom of the caa page. Well if it was happy belated birthday!)

Did i have to follow the rules for that question?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:14 am

i didn't know there were rules....\

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Koneko-chan » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:32 am

Bunnies who wanted world domination.

Why do I have such insomnia lately? D:
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:54 am

Because your brain has become allergic to sleep.

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