Corrupted wish game

[syphon]

Granted, but now you forgot how to speak in English

I wish I had a Job right now

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted but its cleaning all the toilets in a baseball stadium with a toothbrush and you only get paid $4 an hour and get no benefits

I wish I had some watercolors

[syphon]

Granted, but they release toxic vapors

I wish I had an iPhone 5

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but its broken and wont even turn on and on the rare occasion it does turn on, it shuts off after 5 seconds

I wish my watercolors weren't toxic

[syphon]

Granted, but you have no watercolor paper

I wish i had my drivers license

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but you hit all the pedestrians.

I wish i had slept better last night

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted you slept so soundly you missed your chance to win a billion dollars

I wish items for musical instruments weren't so expensive

[syphon]

Granted, but all the instrument items are sold out

I wish I could draw alot better

[QtheQreater]

Granted! Here's an example of your new skill!



I wish for all of the towels in the world to be blue.

[SilverToast]

Granted but now water is naturally green and the sky is green.

I wish that I had some unheard of magical scientific ability.

[AdriTan]

Granted! Your ability is...... Farting Green Bubbles!

I wish Ace33Wing would quit being so stinky!

[SilverToast]

Granted the few who are immune to the fatal odor survive.

I wish we can all defy the laws of physics.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but it only lasts for 5 seconds

I wish my fiance was here

[AdriTan]

Granted, he's here. In Alaska.

I wish that I could meet some of you face to face.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but we scare you so much you never come back to the forum again

I wish adritan would come back

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but she doesn't speak to us.

I wish we hadn't scared Adri

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but she still doesn't like us

I wish adri liked us

[Panda4christ:3]

ranted, but she can't be near us.

I wish Adri liked us and could be near us

[syphon]

Granted, now you can't live in peace

I wish I could live in peace

[AdriTan]

Granted, for about two seconds. I am back, crazier than ever!! >:D

I wish I could dance well!

[syphon]

granted, your an expert at the chicken dance

i wish i had a car

[AdriTan]

Granted. It's a model car of the cruddiest car you can possibly think of.

I wish I could somehow come across some money.

[Oddood198]

Granted. A scary man in a suit takes it from you.

I wish I had something to spend this money I just got on. >.>

[AdriTan]

Granted, you're spending it on me!! Hahaha!

I wish Oddood would take my buddies shopping too!

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but the money turns out to be either counterfeit or was drug money and everyone gets arrested and your friends don't talk to you for 3 months

i wish the money wasn't counterfeit or drug money

[Sparx00]

Alright, but now the money is on fire.

I wish for a tiny rock.

[syphon]

Granted, but it's too small to see

i wish my wishes werent corrupted

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but you now you only get a tiny sized version of what you wish for

I wish my garden was growing

[AdriTan]

Granted, it's growing in your hair and birds won't leave you alone.

I wish my friends would talk to me... O.O

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, now they won't stop.

I wish that edward elric was real