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Postby Lilac#18 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:45 pm

[color="Plum"]Great.

How come I haven't been on here in a while?[/color]
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Postby TheGasMaster438 » Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:16 pm

because you have been busy building taco pyramids

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Michael Lance » Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:00 pm

Better than what I could come up with.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Lilac#18 » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:16 pm

MCL

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:22 pm

cause it'd look funny if we were all bald

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Neane » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:54 pm

Because aliens are stealing them in order to eat the choc late in them.


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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:07 am

Because all good things must come to an end.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cc4FuzzyHuggles » Fri Dec 14, 2012 2:56 am

Because, the turtles have learned to run. Now they rotate the earth faster.
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby anlptgtsg » Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:28 am

Because. yeah just because.....

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:07 pm

because we are

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:39 pm

Because they're such classics!

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:16 am

cause they do it on purpose just to make those of us who don't know Japanese suffer.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:01 am

Because rain is awesome!!! :D

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby impact777 » Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:17 am

Because it's the complete opposite to the weather in Germany. ^^

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Dec 15, 2012 2:37 am

Those darned football fans.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sat Dec 15, 2012 11:47 pm

because you're too young or have Korean subs

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:59 pm

Because someone just said something awkward.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:41 pm

cause you need something to do...like chores

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:55 am

Because moms love saying that.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:10 pm

Its not really love. Cats manipulate us to make us love them. I think they have invisible mind control rays hidden somewhere...probably in their eyes.. They make us love them so we will feed them with out complaining. I swear that's how my cat is sometimes!

Why do people like dogs so much?
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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Crossfire » Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:15 pm

Let me put it into perspective. You can train a dog to call 911, to sniff out dangerous threats, and to protect what you hold dear... and these examples are only the tip of the ice-berg. What can a cat do in comparison? Crap in a box.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:21 pm

Because life just isn't quite as awesome as anime.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:42 pm

cause you like to procrastinate

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby bobmonkeys » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:09 am

Cows. Eat mor chiken.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:41 pm

Because 'why' is the biggest question of mankind.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:21 pm

because they are purposely hard to shop for to see if you really know them

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby bobmonkeys » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:24 pm

Millions of bacteria.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby SilverToast » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:19 am

You should listen to them no matter how crazy or strange they are.

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Panda4christ:3 » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:32 pm

Because it uses cat meat (?)

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Re: Questions that must be answered

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:28 pm

marketing gimmicks I guess

why is the year almost over?
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