Memorable Dad quotes

[FllMtl Novelist]

Once, my mom went through kind of an experimental cooking phase. Some Tuesday or other, she made a dish that contained broccoli (that's all I remember about it). Upon trying it, my Dad says this: "That was good, honey. But don't make it anymore."

Lol, my Dad says something kinda like that to my Mom a lot, except he means it in a good way: "You burned it just right, dear."

[choklit]

"The way you do anything is the way you do everything."
Which he usually says after seeing my room.

haha, oh, and once, he was napping, when he heard the phone ring. The conversation went as follows:
"Oh! Hey! Hi, man! How are you? Uh, whoozis?"

"ahhh." *reaches for peanut M&ms.*

[Hetharu]

This is more of a little song my dad made up, rather than a quote. :'D Always sings it around Christmas~

"I'm gonna find Santa Claauuusss~ And take his tooyyyysss~ Then there will be no preseennntsss~ For the girls and boooyyyyss~"

He makes up a ton of little songs and butchers actual songs with different lyrics. xD Lol! He's a funny dude~ =u= <3

[CrystalChalice]

This is how my dad tries to get me to talk more:

Example 1: He Responds with a Pun

Dad: Hi [CC], how was school today?
Me: Fine.
Dad: Alpine Full Cream Milk?

Example 2:

Dad: Love you [CC]!
Me: Love you, too.
Dad: Love you, carabao.
Me: *sighs* Love you too, daddy.
Dad: Love you three [CC]!!

This has been going on ever since I was in kindergarten.

[12praiseGOD]

after seeing me doubt wearing a low-cut dress he says "it's not like anything's gonna fall out"

" she is gonna become a doctor" ...refering to me

"17 year olds don't go shopping"

[Nate]

after seeing me doubt wearing a low-cut dress he says "it's not like anything's gonna fall out"

Ouch, that's a pretty sick burn on your dad's part.

[Jingo Jaden]

.....

Sadly, CAA is not lenient enough for me to do this. Trust me though, he has a few quite noticeable ones. XD

[airichan623]

My daddy:
*after church*
Me: Well I'm gonna go change...
Dad: Dont change, [Airi], we love you just the way you are.
Me: ...

And random singing of dr demento songs...

just found out he got that from the movie Fletch, which apparently during all his college years he watched it around 20 times.

Another one from Fletch :
Airi: "Do wanna go for a walk/ have a cookie/ see my drawing?"
Dad: "nope, trying to quit."
Airi: I_I ...weirdo
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(While asking him whether he would chaparone my friends and I at our first con)

Dad: Will they let me in free if I dress up as Speed Racer?
Airi: Dad, there will be more than 300 other people in lots more expensive costumes there that will have to pay admission.

[armeck]

"better than a stick in the eye"