Hello, and congratulations. You have been selected to participate in a simple social experiment brought to you by Slaughterkill Industries. Slaughterkill Industries, killing today so you don’t have too tomorrow. With your fellow test subjects, you will travel to a various exotic locations where you will engage in various activities. By participating, all test subjects receive:
-An all expense paid tour of multiple dimensions.
-A chance to meet new, interesting people.
-Free food
-a party bag and hat
-fun
-some lint
Along with these benefits, individual accomplishments within each location will be rewarded with our patented MVP system. To prevent cheating, early planning, and to make things interesting, MVP rewards will be held until the conclusion of the test, at which point all MVPs will be allowed to claim what they have earned.
In order to provide a safe and fun enviornement for the test, some rules must be followed:
-Do Not attempt any form of escape. Escapee's will be terminated upon attempt.
-Do Not try to kill, injure, or insult the test proctors. Any attempt to kill, injure, or insult the test proctors will result in your immediate termination.
-Do Not participate in any of the following activities during the test: poking small woodland creatures, billiards, rapping, wrapping,
, bad language,
billiards, or super billiards. You can, however, play Go Fish on the 8th day of each week.
-During Dimensional Shifting, please keep all hands, feet, and appendages you want to keep within the floating Dimensional Transportation Bubble.
Please fill out the following test subject registration form and we will begin the testing shortly. For the sake of a fair an equal test, all special abilities will be drained from your body, and disposed in the Special Abilities Disposal Furnace(tm).
Subject Name:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Eye Color:
Physical Description:
Bio:
Thank you for your participation and we look forward to the fun we will all have. Here are your test proctors:
Test Proctor 1: P.E.A.N.U.T.
Age: ????
Height:7’0”
Weight: 198 lbs
Eye Color: Red
Physical Description: A tall slender, robotic body that looks similar to the body of a monkey (complete with a tail and everything).
Bio: Classified
Test Proctor 2: Corby
Age: ????
Height:4’3”
Weight: 70 lbs
Eye Color: brown
Physical Description: A monkey in Ninja Clothing…that’s all you need to know.
Bio: Classified
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GM: All right, besides what I have placed above there are a few things which I feel I need to mention before everything gets started. So here we go:
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First and most importantly, I will be gone the next five days for my sister's wedding. So don't freak out if your character isn't given my stamp of approval for several days or if any questions you have go unanswered for a while. With this being said, please don't hesitate to post your character. I posted this idea now for a reason...
-I am the only GM.
-As long as you aren't controlling other characters, doing something completely illogical, attempting an action that is just unfair or breaking CAA's rules. I am ok with players attempting to do just about anything in this RP (for instance, taking over the world or obtaining a substantial fortune within a dimension). With this being said, it never hurts to make sure that I am ok with you attempting said action (especially an action as large as taking over the world).
-Finally, have fun...if you don't have fun then I will either A) nuke your home or B) cry and write depressing Livejournal entries about how I failed at my mission to make an entertaining RP...it all depends on how everything is in my life when you decide not to have fun...(joking obviously...about the depression part...I will nuke your house with my invisible nukes if you don't have fun...
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