A Monster is Attacking CAA!

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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:04 am

But how do we know that the Blob is even legal to attend school.If the Blob is an illegal alien attempting to attend school then we must report him to Rep.Tencredo and he KNOWS what to do with illegals!
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Postby Taliesin » Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:11 pm

Illegal immigrants get public schooling....so yeah.

I use a masterball on the Blob.
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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:14 pm

Taran didn't you read the person above you

I again ask the blob questions and tell him I'll help find what he's looking for.
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Postby Abassi » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:29 pm

*sings Christmas carols to the Blob* ^.^
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Postby Sparx00 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:02 pm

*plays the Bagpipe while the others are singing* >:]
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:07 pm

AAAHHHHH!!!! *Hurl's himself towards the monster at high speed...in Super Sonic mode of course*
Impact causes fair damage.
Blob HP: 917,250
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*Uses an ancient and mystical sword to reveal the blobs weak spot(s)*
::next 3 attacks 2x damage::
Blob HP: 917,250
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Anonymous wanders back into town for a visit from the Pack Den on the outskirts of CAA. A commotion at the west end of the small community attracts her attention and she turns to go check it out. A giant purple mass looms up omniously off in the distance. What it could possibly be, she wonders while walking leisurely down to see. Then it moves. In a very decidedly unnatural way. As she nears the area, she begins to recognize that particular section of the town a bit more clearly and picks up her pace. A sense of dread creeps into her mind and she breaks out into a jog, and then a run. That building that the Blob just crushed...

From a ways off, the members already engaged in battle hear an encroaching roar of fury:
"THAT WAS MY HOUSE YOU JERK!! I STILL HAD SOME ART STUFFS IN THAR!! D8"

The shapeshifter bursts into the air high above the intruding purple mass. Her form explodes into a giant dragon of blue fire. Taking advantage of the two previously performed "Scan"s, she slams the full weight of her 1000 ton plated-armor body into the main located weak spot. A hole splatters open clear to the ground through the Blob, the impact of her landing causing a shockwave to split out from the center. She whips around in a circle several times, bladed tail and wings lashing out at the sides of the created space. Then her form melts into a phoenix, and she burns her way back out to join her fellow fighters.

As anonymous emerges from the shriveled and charred side of the Blob, she shifts back into her huge white wolf form. Her voice rises and carries out into the forest, echoing off of the mountains, as she calls out an eerie Song for a Hunt with the Pack...

((... why/how did I end up writing in present tense? and why did I write out this full narration bit? >_O? lol.))
((D: my writing voice sounds so dead... no change since my last attempt..))
MASSIVE DAMAGE
Blob HP: 900,000
---
*summons a dragon to attack the blob*
Blob has a secret fear of dragons!
Blob HP: Blob HP: 892,250
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Aha! It occurs to Eric the Fred that it's the middle of the school week!

*Reports Blob to Truant Officer!*
o_o;;
Blob HP: 892,000
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But how do we know that the Blob is even legal to attend school.If the Blob is an illegal alien attempting to attend school then we must report him to Rep.Tencredo and he KNOWS what to do with illegals!
o_o;;;;;
Blob HP: 891,750
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Illegal immigrants get public schooling....so yeah.

I use a masterball on the Blob.
Blob absorbs the Master Ball into it's mass
Blob HP: 892,000
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Taran didn't you read the person above you

I again ask the blob questions and tell him I'll help find what he's looking for.
Blob kindly explains to you that what he's looking for is top secret and revealing it's nature would result in catastrophic consequences.
Blob HP: 892,000
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*sings Christmas carols to the Blob* ^.^
Blob enjoys this.
Blob HP: 893,000
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*joins in the caroling..... horrifically off pitch* >:]
Suddenly, Blob doesn't enjoy this.
Blob HP: 891,000
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*plays the Bagpipe while the others are singing* >:]
Blob likes bagpipes
Blob HP: 892,000
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Postby Taran » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:17 pm

*breaks lots of bagpipes while laughing*Muwhahahaha
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Postby Danderson » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:10 pm

CHAOS BLAST!!!*Sends multiple bursts of strong energy towards the monster*
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Postby Althaia » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:23 pm

Raven howls and goes into dragon mode thus blowing green fire at it *the fire being flaming acid* then claws at it with her talons
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Pascal defeats blob

Postby Dante » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:45 pm

: Pascal insults the blob by declaring it to weak to be struck by "the brick" :

: However, being Pascal, second place winner of life and everything after Zarn Ishtare... Pascal defeats the blob... as he did so many years ago on Goof Off... For he is... the blob slayer! :

(Proof)

Pascal Defeats Blob

(Prior to this Pascal only made the blob surrender)

Pascal Once made the Blob Surrender

-Pascal wins
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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Sat Dec 08, 2007 1:17 am

I look at Pascal wierdly in his dream world (Because you can't declare damage or that you have won)

Then I pull out my cool sword (Looks like japanese sword but with a blade that looks like a lightning bolt) and call on the power of lightning

When sword is fully charged with power I stab the blob sending electricity though the blob's blobish body hitting all it's week points in continuous electic attack

(Hint: The more detailed it is he might take more damage....Maybe)
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Postby CephasWhite » Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:00 am

Cephas takes his sword and slashes the blob 50 times and ends with a beam of hot light!
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Postby Kunoichi » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:57 am

*Starts eating the Blob with a crazy straw
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Postby Taliesin » Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:33 am

I make an illusion of hundreds of dragons preparing to attack Blob.
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Postby Doubleshadow » Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:53 am

*Reports Blobs outrageous number of unpaid parking tickets*
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Postby Sakaki Onsei » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:16 pm

*blares Britney Spears music at the Blob, then switches to Lionel Richie and blares it at the Blob*
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Postby Yeshua-Knight » Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:36 pm

*points and laughs at the blob, then proceeds to one-up the blob by blowing his nose*

ha ha...beam me up snotty!
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Postby EricTheFred » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:14 am

Sakaki Onsei wrote:*blares Britney Spears music at the Blob, then switches to Lionel Richie and blares it at the Blob*


Upon noting the (I assume) minimal damage this effects, Eric the Fred throws Britney at the Blob, then for good measure, follows her up with Lionel.

That has got to hurt.
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Postby Sparx00 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:05 am

*Forces the blob to watch Blue gender & Supermilk-Chan at the same time for seven hours*
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:24 am

*Forces the blob to watch plan 9 from outer space 1 time. *Voted as the worst movie of all time by quite a few.*

..... >.> *Feels like being extra mean*.

*Forces the blob to play Superman 64 for several hours*
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:38 am

*breaks lots of bagpipes while laughing*Muwhahahaha
But Blob likes bagpipes... ;_;
Blob HP: 890,000
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*takes advantage of Blob's fear and shifts back into a dragon*
>:]
*flies omniously over Blob, occasionally diving and taking shots at it w/ fireballs*
@_@;;; Blob doesn't like that...
Blob HP: 880,000
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CHAOS BLAST!!!*Sends multiple bursts of strong energy towards the monster*
Impact is lessened by blob's resilient structure, but does fair damage anyway.
Blob HP: 875,000
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Raven howls and goes into dragon mode thus blowing green fire at it *the fire being

flaming acid* then claws at it with her talons
Again, Blob's fear of Dragons holds true, amplifying the damage. o_o;;
Blob HP: 855,000
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: Pascal insults the blob by declaring it to weak to be struck by "the brick" :

: However, being Pascal, second place winner of life and everything after Zarn Ishtare...

Pascal defeats the blob... as he did so many years ago on Goof Off... For he is... the

blob slayer! :

(Proof)

Pascal Defeats Blob

(Prior to this Pascal only made the blob surrender)

Pascal Once made the Blob Surrender

-Pascal wins
Blob scoffs at your feeble attempts to prove you are ever-so-invincible and makes a lunge at you in an attempt to add you to it's mass.
Blob HP: 856,000
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I look at Pascal wierdly in his dream world (Because you can't declare damage or that

you have won)

Then I pull out my cool sword (Looks like japanese sword but with a blade that looks

like a lightning bolt) and call on the power of lightning

When sword is fully charged with power I stab the blob sending electricity though the

blob's blobish body hitting all it's week points in continuous electic attack

(Hint: The more detailed it is he might take more damage....Maybe)
Electricity emanating from an internal source causes great damage! (Nice thinking on that one!)
Blob HP: 849,000
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Cephas takes his sword and slashes the blob 50 times and ends with a beam of hot

light!
Blob is damaged by the sword, but more by the 'hot' than the 'light'.
Blob HP: 842,000
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*Starts eating the Blob with a crazy straw
This disturbs the blob...
Suddenly, portion of the blob now contained in your stomach is almost magnetically drawn to the blob, sucking you in and adding you to it's ever-growing mass.
Moral: Do not attempt to eat the blob. ._.;;

Blob HP: 844,000
---
I make an illusion of hundreds of dragons preparing to attack Blob.
Blob nearly has a heart attack! o_o;;
Blob HP: 840,000
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*Reports Blobs outrageous number of unpaid parking tickets*
<_<;; Blob was going to get around to paying those anyway...
Blob HP: Blob HP: 839,000
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*blares Britney Spears music at the Blob, then switches to Lionel Richie and blares it at

the Blob*
Somehow, the blob manages to enjoy this. Not so much the Lionel Richie, but the Britney Spears isn't so bad... o.o
Blob HP: 840,000
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*points and laughs at the blob, then proceeds to one-up the blob by blowing his nose*

ha ha...beam me up snotty!
Blob is only mildly intimidated.
Blob HP: 839,500
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Upon noting the (I assume) minimal damage this effects, Eric the Fred throws Britney at

the Blob, then for good measure, follows her up with Lionel.

That has got to hurt.
Blob absorbs them into it's mass.
Blob HP: 840,500
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*Forces the blob to watch Blue gender & Supermilk-Chan at the same time for seven

hours*
Blob isn't particular with it's Anime, and enjoys this.
Blob HP: 842,000
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*Forces the blob to watch plan 9 from outer space 1 time. *Voted as the worst movie of

all time by quite a few.*

..... >.> *Feels like being extra mean*.

*Forces the blob to play Superman 64 for several hours*
...But not this! NOT Superman64! @_@;;;;;
Blob HP: 830,000
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Postby GeneD » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:07 am

*Makes Blob work on a computer that is running a full system antivirus scan, making the computer insanely slow!* I understand the (mental) damage this might cause Blob! :drool:
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Postby Jingo Jaden » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:52 am

*Forces the Blob to play through these games and finish them all*

Superman 64
Aquaman
Deadly towers
E.T on Atari
Zelda wand og gamelon
Zelda faces of evil
Bubsy 3d
Robocop
Big Rigs on the PC
Dragon's quest on the NES
Charlies Angels
Every version of Action 52
Shaq Fu
Extreme Paintbrawl

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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:37 am

Sakaki Onsei wrote:*blares Britney Spears music at the Blob, then switches to Lionel Richie and blares it at the Blob*


That's against the Geneva Monster Convention!:lol:

Hey btw whatever happened to Steve McQueen?Shouldn't we resurrect him to fight this blob thingy?
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Postby Doubleshadow » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:40 am

RidleyofZebes wrote:---
*Reports Blobs outrageous number of unpaid parking tickets*
<_<;; Blow was going to get around to paying those anyway...
Blob HP: Blob HP: 839,000
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*Points out amusing typo to Blob*
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Postby EricTheFred » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:38 pm

After watching with mild despair as the second most lethal attack Eric The Fred can think of (Britney AND Lionel) fails to gain ground on the foe, he determines to reach for the most lethal attack he can summon (at least until he achieves Super Sayanviking powers) Pulling in a mighty breath, bracing his feet, gripping his broadsword, and using his very best Latin...

Eric The Fred fully conjugates the Blob in every Aspect, Voice, Mood, Form, Tense, Number and Person!
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May He cause His face to shine upon you.
May He lift up His countenance and grant you peace.

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Postby Sparx00 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:13 pm

*makes friends with the blob*
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Postby Sakaki Onsei » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:38 pm

*shows the blob a picture of Margaret Thatcher*
Hiyakawa Sayaka (my character from my writing) wrote:God has given me a gift, that I really don't know what to do with. I guess, all I can do is put it in his hands, keep my hands inside the car, and expect to end up destroying parts of Tokyo with my perfectly good guitar.


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Postby Danderson » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:07 pm

*starts racing around the blob forming a large tornado with category 9 winds*
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Postby Sakura15 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:24 pm

*gives the blob pocky*
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