Best Song Titles

[Radical Dreamer]

Not sure if there's been a thread on this subject before, but what are some of the best song titles you can think of?

Here's some of mine:

Don't Ever Tell Locke What He Can't Do -- Moneen

The Frightening Reality of the Fact That We All Have To Grow Up and Settle Down One Day -- Moneen

XD So what are some of your favorite titles?

[everdred12a]

Hm... Let's see, my favorite song titles are...

Electric Eel Shock - I Wanna Be A Black Sabbath Guy, But I Should Be A Black Bass
From Autumn To Ashes - The Funny Thing About Getting Pistol Whipped Is...
The Hives - Abra Cadaver
Queens Of The Stone Age - You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar But I Feel Like A Millionaire

[Silent Hunter]

Reinventing Your Exit - Underoath

The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse Is Betting on One - Relient K

[Syreth]

For me, this changes pretty often.

A song that comes to mind is Saosin - Sleepers.
The new one on the underoath purevolume/myspace is good, "In Regards to Myself."

[the_lizardqueen]

Songs that have caused me to get completely random CD's from the library on account of the titles:

My Dog's Leg Hurts - Istvan Balazs, Terez Balaz (Hungarian Folk Songs)
7 Drunken Nights - The Dubliners
Nice Weather for Ducks - Lemon Jelly
Canada's Really Big - Arrogant Worms
Collapse the Light into Earth - Porcupine Tree

[Kkun]

For me, this changes pretty often.

A song that comes to mind is Saosin - Sleepers.
The new one on the underoath purevolume/myspace is good, "In Regards to Myself."

You like Saosin? I like Saosin! Righteous.

Favorite titles for me..

"Shooting Stars...and Other People I Don't Like" - The Awkward Romance

"God Bless You, Blood Thirsty Zeppelins" - Blood Brothers

"Someday In the Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What It Is This World Revolves Around, Thousands Will Be Shocked and Perplexed To Find Out That It Wasn't Them. Sometimes, This Includes Me" - The Chariot

"The Lying Lies and Dirty Secrets of Miss Erica Court" - Coheed and Cambria

"Creating Something Out of Nothing, Only To Destroy It" - Norma Jean

"The Lark Ascending (Or, Perhaps More Accurately, I'm Trying To Make You Sing)" - David Crowder Band

"Whiskey Is Alright In Its Place, But Its Place Is In Hell" - Fear Before the March of Flames

"What To Ask Yourself Before You Die" - Showbread

"I Had Music In My Heart, But Now My Heart Is Broken" - Showbread

"If You Like Me Check Yes, If You Don't I'll Die" - Showbread

"I Don't Want To Change the World, I Just Want to Change Your Mind" - Squad Five-O

"They Are Night Zombies!!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the dead!! Ahhhhhh!!!" - Sufjan Stevens

[Sephiroth]

hmm, let me see oh yea:

We threw gasoline on the fire and now we have stumps for arms and no eyebrows - NOFX

All my best friends are metalheads - Less Than Jake

Weird beard - Mad Caddies

My evil plan to save the world - Five Iron Frenzy

[Animus Seed]

The Llama Eats the Giraffe, and Vice Versa---Showbread

If You Like Me, Check Yes; If not, I'll Die---again, Showbread

If I Told You This Was Killing Me, Would You Stop?---Juliana Theory

Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends---Fall Out Boy

The Gauntlet---Demon Hunter

Molotov---Dead Poetic

[Linksquest]

I Am a Grocery Bag~ They Might be Giants

[Maledicte]

Everyone's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey--The Beatles

[Warrior4Christ]

"Let's get started on doing all those awesome things I suggested" - Strong Bad
"You've Got An Ugly And Stupid Butt" - Strong Bad
"Ode To The Drunk (Who Split My Head Apart)" - Seraphs Coal
"The Englishman Who Went Up The Hill (And Came Down With All The Bananas)" - Veggie Tales
"Stationary Stationery" - Anberlin
"A Heavy Hearted Work Of Staggering Genious" - Anberlin
"Can't Sleep... Cannibals Will Eat Me" - Sounds Like Chicken

[TheMelodyMaker]

My nominee for the best depressing song title: "They're Hanging Me Tonight" by Marty Robbins.

[Angel37]

"The Power of Orange Knickers" - Tori Amos
"Masochism Tango"- Tom Lehrer
"Caught a Lite Sneeze"- Tori Amos
"Rasberry Swirl"- Tori Amos
"Happy Phantom"- Tori Amos
"Don't Make Me Come to Vegas"- Tori Amos
"I Can't See New York."- Tori Amos

[FaerieChica]

Magic Toenail-Brak
Soup on a stick-Brak
Raspberry Heaven-can't remember by whom

[Hitokiri]

"Terrible! How Terrible for the Great City" - As Cities Burn
"In Russian Dolls Universe" - Augury
"Advanced Corspe Tumor" - Necrophagist
"Death Whispered a Lullaby" - Opeth
"Psalm of the City of the Dead" Zao
"Girl With A Watering Can" - maudlin of the Well

[the_lizardqueen]

Just remembered another one

"Thank You Jack White (For the Fiber Optic Jesus that You Gave Me)" - The Flaming Lips

[Sakaki Onsei]

Everything You Know is Wrong - Weird Al

[Kkun]

Just remembered another one

"Thank You Jack White (For the Fiber Optic Jesus that You Gave Me)" - The Flaming Lips

YOU KNOW THE FLAMING LIPS!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're my new friend.

[Bap]

Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends---Fall Out Boy

I like that one as well. xD

[Kkun]

I like that one as well. xD

Fall Out Boy has got some great titles. Like, "Our Lawyers Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued."

[beau99]

TMBG - Everything Right Is Wrong Again
Sum 41 - Take The Devil By His Horns And (Bleep) Him Up The (Rear End)

[Ichigo_89]

"Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste"-Norma Jean

"I Used To Hate Cell Phones, But Now I Hate Car Accidents"-Norma Jean

"Someday In the Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What It Is This World Revolves Around, Thousands Will Be Shocked and Perplexed To Find Out That It Wasn't Them. Sometimes, This Includes Me" - The Chariot

"Yanni Depp"-The Chariot

"March of the Dead"-Becoming The Archetype

"If All Else Fails, Scream And Your Situation Is Bound To Change"-The 95 Theses

"Bullet To Binary"-MewithoutYou

"Mouth Like A Magazine"-Showbread

[Rachel]

U2- Sometimes you can't make it on your own

[That Dude]

Creating something out of nothing, only to destroy it. - Norma Jean
Speech Impediment. - August Burns Red

[Hitokiri]

"Undine and Underwater Flowers"
"The Ocean, The Kingdom, and The Temptation"
"Catharsis of Sea-Sleep and Dreaming Shrines"
"Blight of River-Systems"
"The Blue Ghost/Shedding Qliphoth"
"Marid's Gift of Art"
"Birth Pains of Astral Projection"
"Stones of October's Sobbing"
"Garden Song/The Curve That To An Angle Turn'd"
"Riseth He, The Numberless"

All by maudlin of the Well

[beau99]

"Strawberryfire" - The Apples in stereo

[Aka-chan]

Everyone's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey--The Beatles

You totally took mine. XDD

Also, "The Smell of Emergency" Hijack the Disco

[Knives]

"Blasphemous Abomination Of The Satanic Pentagram" - Horde

[rocklobster]

Objects in the Rearview Mirror May be Closer Than They Appear--Meatloaf

[GrubbTheFragger]

Bang ! the witch is dead: Maylene in the sons of Disaster
Moving for the sake of motion: UnderOath
Everyone looks so good from here: UnderOath
If wishes were ponies all beggers would ride them: The Chariot