Uwe Boll doing Metal Gear movie!?!?!

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Postby Zilch » Sun May 28, 2006 8:10 pm

Contrary to his previous assertions, Kojima has caved. Weep, MGS fans, weep.

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Postby Linksquest » Sun May 28, 2006 8:16 pm

I'm confused... that link lead to a Katamary Damacy page... and what are "MGS" and "Kojima" ?
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Sun May 28, 2006 8:56 pm

Well... all is known for now is Boll has his hands on an actual script which he is currently reading through (supposedly), but everything is still kinda up in the air.

I'll feel really dissapointed if he is the one to make MGS: The Movie.

On another note: Bloodrayne seems to be selling QUITE WELL at my store...

Come on, people. For the love of all that is good and holy, PLEASE stop supporting this guy. We need to get him out of business. Unless you like the idea of him ruining a gaming masterpiece.
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Postby Locke » Sun May 28, 2006 9:29 pm

He only has a few years before his loophole is closed, so folks, rescue IS coming just not soon enough before MGS is made >_>
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Postby Zilch » Sun May 28, 2006 9:51 pm

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry. I couldn't resist. Uwe Boll doing a Metal Gear movie is about as crazy as Katamari Damacy.

Get it? ...I didn't think so...
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Postby Linksquest » Sun May 28, 2006 9:53 pm

Zilch wrote:...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry. I couldn't resist. Uwe Boll doing a Metal Gear movie is about as crazy as Katamari Damacy.

Get it? ...I didn't think so...



hahah... nope... I really didn't get it :lol: Thanks for the clarification though.
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Postby Nightshade X » Sun May 28, 2006 11:44 pm

Was this farce all just a joke?

You are cruel, Zilch... Darkness embodied.

...good one, though.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Mon May 29, 2006 12:00 am

No, it's not a joke.
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Postby Zilch » Mon May 29, 2006 7:57 am

Azier, please, I've already messed with their heads enough.

I mean, really, if this really happened, the world would end. Boom. Gone. THAT is why Uwe Boll could never direct a Metal Gear movie.
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Postby Kkun » Mon May 29, 2006 8:00 am

Zilch wrote:Azier, please, I've already messed with their heads enough.

I mean, really, if this really happened, the world would end. Boom. Gone. THAT is why Uwe Boll could never direct a Metal Gear movie.


Seriously, if that really happened, the apocalypse would probably be upon us in mere moments and Al Roker would be announcing the whole thing.
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Postby Zilch » Mon May 29, 2006 8:32 am

And Al Gore would have to make a whole new interweb.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Mon May 29, 2006 8:55 am

Zilch wrote:Azier, please, I've already messed with their heads enough.


Aww. But messing with their heads is fun. =(
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Postby Myoti » Mon May 29, 2006 8:58 am

I was about to say... and after Kojima stated he would NEVER let Boll do it... :p
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Postby GrubbTheFragger » Mon May 29, 2006 9:03 am

*stops sharpening swords* .......I say we hunt down Zilch and beat him silly for that joke who's with me!!
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Postby Kkun » Mon May 29, 2006 9:06 am

Zilch wrote:And Al Gore would have to make a whole new interweb.


And it would be even more inconvienent than the first, 'cause that's like his thing now!

This was a nice joke, Zilch. Sick and twisted (since it involves Uwe Boll), but I dug it.
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Postby Bobtheduck » Mon May 29, 2006 11:00 am

I am proud to say I did NOT fall for this...

You're still a sick *name of sword* for tricking people in such a cruel way.
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Postby Stephen » Tue May 30, 2006 1:05 am

This was a rumor for a while though. Not somthing Zilch made up. (otherwise I would punch him) Kojima put the fans minds at rest though when he said Boll will never have part in a Metal Gear movie.
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Postby Zilch » Tue May 30, 2006 4:32 am

Indeed there was. That was what sparked my little spewling here.
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Postby Yojimbo » Tue May 30, 2006 8:35 am

There was also the rumor he was going to direct the Halo movie too but that didn't last long.:eyeroll:
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Postby Link Antilles » Tue May 30, 2006 1:34 pm

:lol: I read the title and thought, "and yeah, I've got a bridge in Brookeland to sell you.". I seriously question if Uwe Boll even understands the Metal Gear Solid story line. It's a whole different ballgame then the paper-thin Dungeon Siege and Blood Rayne stories....
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Postby Stephen » Tue May 30, 2006 10:53 pm

Be it known, if Uwe tried to make a Metal Gear Movie...Link and I would go in and take care of him. Operation...Lame Eater. I just need to cut the hair in the front and I can be mullet-a-fied. Now, where is my big brown box...
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Postby Solid Ronin » Wed May 31, 2006 2:17 pm

And I'd support them via Codec. My frequencey is 140.85.
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Postby Yojimbo » Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:02 am

Infiltrate...Boll KG....Destroy ultimate weapon...
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