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[Peanut]

*Unconcious Ninja Monkey suddenly reawakens and discovers what happens when black powers mix with toxic chemicals. The result, a Ninja Monkey musical called "By the end of this show the World shall end"...what Lord Kalvin and no one else really wanted to see...at all*

Peanut: Oh my gosh...Kalvin! Why did you have to go and use your powers on them...now they will never stop singing...untill the end of the show...when the world ends...

*Peanut inacts Operation Macbeth, in which he runs around the room saying the name of that Scottish play over and over again untill the entire Ninja Monkey production falls to pieces and results in a premature ending of the show during the show stopping number "The world is going to end"...without the whole, ending of the world thing...*

Peanut: There...that should take care of things...good thing I know of certain acting superstitions...otherwise...well...the world would end...now then, back to what we were doing before! *Peanut and his Ninja Monkey Generals return to their game of Go Fish while the Ninja Monkies return to doing Ninja Monkey things.*

[Kaligraphic]

*has repented of his hasty use of Typo Power(tm), and begs forgiveness for making the monkeys sing*

[Peanut]

*Handed a vampiric Targe*
Peanut: You are forgiven...

[USSRGirl]

*Never saw that post in the Corrupted Wish Game*

SAY WHAT?!!!!

...No unholy matrimony shall keep from beloved Reno!! >.<

:: A thunder bolt rains down upon Pascal's head frying him like a bug ::

:: Newly widowed...Temulin runs off to marry Reno....and kill Zarn!! Mawhahaha!! ::

[USSRGirl]

Oh, will do Takuya. Can you link me to the thread? *Goes to search for it*

[Puritan]

*Puritan picks up Pascal*

Wait! He's still breathing! I think he may recover! The two of you must never be parted, Temulin, so I will ensure Pascal will live on for a very long time.

*Puritan turns Pascal into cybernetic Pascal, with redundant internal organs and really effective armor and regeneration abilities*

There, now he is safe from your treachery, Temulin!

[Zarn Ishtare]

Zarn: "I told you not to ask her for her hand in marriage whilst she was on a sugar high."


Pascal: "I must be with my most beloved Temulin! Super Pascal, Away!"



Temulin.....




I WIN.

[Peanut]

*Peanut leaves in a puff of smoke then returns with an unconcious Reno*

Peanut: So...here's the plan...we hold Reno hostage and force Temulin to marry Pascal...or we could just nuke the world...its up to you guys, but you know its been a really long time since I've got to nuke the world and you know...I would really like to nuke the world again...since its fun... *Peanut listens to the chirping of the crickets as everyone's icy stares give Peanut the idea that no one wants him to nuke the world* Ok...Ok...I'll just stick this Reno person in this seccret Ninja Monkey closet which Temulin will never find...and I guess I'll just sit here...in this corner...by myself...again...stupid gym class...

[USSRGirl]

EEP.

:: Changes identity to Spetlona Stalin. A squad of servebots show up at Puritan's house and proceed to beat him with sharp sticks. ::

[Peanut]

*Peanut is being beaten by Temulin's serverbots*

Peanut: HEY! OW...I'M NOT PURTIAN YOU FOOLS!!!! I maylook like Puritan but that doesn't mean I am Purtian! (look at post 5568 to see what I mean...)

[Puritan]

*Puritan arrives*

As if sharp sticks could harm me!

*Puritan demolishes the servbots and patches up Peanut's wounds*

[Kaligraphic]

*coughs from the secondhand ninja monkey smoke*

[Peanut]

Hey! I just discovered the one true weakness to of Lord Kalvin: NINJA MONKEY SMOKE!!!!

[Kaligraphic]

It's not a weakness, it's just annoying. Plus, the smell takes forever to get out.

But I will never let you discover that mayonnaise is my one true weakness.

[Peanut]

*Peanut takes note that mayonnaise is Kaligraphics true weakness*

[Dante]

Creepy grey haired guy walks in from outside, and accosts Temulin... So is it true that you divorced Pascal to secretly marry Zarn Ishtare? After all, he now claims to be your lover... Reno (Check it out)... Oh, and I have failed to introduce myself... My name is... What shall I call this entity... I shall conclude that later, but you may refer to me by title, commander of the Ivory Army, and I shall make this world my assuption and I shall asail all those ellements of humanity that stand in my way... now... get these asinine server bots away from me and give me food and drinks fools! OR I SHALL SEND YOU ALL ASSUNDER!!!

A server bot in the far right corner of the room remarks: Perhaps we should apprehend this ape and drop him off at the asylum. :snickers:

[Zarn Ishtare]

well..I Am RENO!


HAHA!


And Temmy is still married to Pascal...Meanwhile, me and Aisha Clan Clan will be off....eating pie.

[Peanut]

...no since you are Reno...that means you are locked in my driver's ed class with Morris for all eternity...sorry Zarn...I didn't know you were Reno at the time...So...your not mad at me or anything like that....are you...on a side know...LET'S HAVE A DNACE PARTY TO CELEBRATE THE RETURN OF ZARN!!! *Ninja Monkies appear in a puff of smoke and begin to get there grove on...Peanut then posts a bunch of dnacing bananas*

[Zarn Ishtare]

HAHA!

Yes, I am Reno, the survivor of my now destroyed Turks.


But I am still hawt and awesome...

And Temmy will never have me! I like that Aisha Clan Clan, woot! Catgirls pwn!

[USSRGirl]

O.O :: Walks back in after my short abscence ::

...Kal is scared of mayonaise...silver haired men are knocking on my door...I divorced Pascal and am now married to an imposter Reno...

THINGS SURE DO CHANGE FAST AROUND HERE!

You blasphemous heathen. How dare you pose as his almighty cuteness! :: Beats Zarn with a spiked bat ::

[USSRGirl]

-.O Destroyed?

1. I would never use the term "hawt"

2. What gave you the idea that I "want" you to begin with?

:: Rams a sporks through Zarn's head removing part of his memory and nervous system brain tissue ::

[Dante]

Actually... Aisha Clan Clan... Yeah, for some odd reason USSRGirls personality reminds me alot of Aisha Clan Clan... I mean in the whole wildly crazy sort of way... Your fine being a Ctarl Ctarl right USSRGirl... ... And yes, I have set up a barrier to avoid all forms of trolls, sporks, dental floss, serverbots and all other wierdness, so take all of your anger towards me out on... Puritan.. Yeah Puritan.... Poor Puritan... And oh yeah...

You lose....

[Zarn Ishtare]

*Ignores Temmy as she stabs his remote controlled Zarn bot, while he hides in a pluralverse hidden in Pascal's ear*

[Peanut]

*Peanut sits outside his old drivers ed class and laughs at the fight going on inside*

[USSRGirl]

What anime is the Aish Clan Clan kittygirl from just out of curiosity? I've never heard of her. But regardless... I am commie not Ctarl Ctarl socialist. In a really odd way Pascal's curse on Puritan seems to have worked. Before I even read this thread I was somehow motivated to torture him with a spork. O.O

:: Stabs Puri ::

[Zarn Ishtare]

*jumps out and stabs her with a capitaliam plated foon, the metal which makes all socialists cringe and makes communists scream in horror*


Zarn: "You do realize that I already ate you several days ago, and that this is all an illusion in my stomach for your entertainment?"

[USSRGirl]

...........

I really don't want to point this out but.......what goes in must COME OUT.

X.x Good Lord........*Dies in horrorifying implications*

[Peanut]

...Temulin...was did you have to say that...why didn't you just say "/me bursts from your stomach like some Alien reject" or something like that...now I am officially disturbed...

[USSRGirl]

XD Zarn prompted it!

[Peanut]

Yes...but you said it...what? Does Zarn control the things you write down on this forum...