Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:19 pm
Maybe your cat is plotting your downfall... check for telltale signs like a tiny masonic ring on its paw, strange handshakes with certain other cats, and an increase in strange animals prowling around. (It may be building up its strength before striking)
If it constantly plays Pink Floyd on your stereo, that may also be a suspicious sign. If it's playing Grateful Dead, get out!
Seriously, cats are not as completely evil as they seem - they're rebellious, but not particularly villianous.
The cake used to be a lie like you, but then it took a portal to the deception core.