Can you tell I just got back from an hour and a half delayed Southwest flight?
If Your OS Was An Airline....
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What if your airline was an OS
Can you tell I just got back from an hour and a half delayed Southwest flight?
Can you tell I just got back from an hour and a half delayed Southwest flight?
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CDLviking - Posts: 1794
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Turning the question around is a good idea. If I flew often enough to know airlines well I'd do some of those.
Presuming there wasn't an audio track that explained everything:
The instant you sit down on the plane the oxygen masks come down. And they have a lot of oxygen...
Slater wrote:I'd like to see an airplane descript for this OS: http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1214/
Presuming there wasn't an audio track that explained everything:
The instant you sit down on the plane the oxygen masks come down. And they have a lot of oxygen...
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uc pseudonym - Posts: 15506
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OS X
You buy first class tickets, board the plane without a hitch, take off and have a very enjoyable flight. However when you arrive at your destination the pilot informs you that you can't land because "the runway and the plane are not compatible"
wave
You buy first class tickets, board the plane without a hitch, take off and have a very enjoyable flight. However when you arrive at your destination the pilot informs you that you can't land because "the runway and the plane are not compatible"
wave
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You have heard that the law of Moses says "Do not commit adultry." But I say, anyone who even looks at a women with lust in his eys has already committed adultery with her in his heart
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You have heard that the law of Moses says "Do not commit adultry." But I say, anyone who even looks at a women with lust in his eys has already committed adultery with her in his heart
Mathew 5:27-29
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Wave - Posts: 224
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Slater wrote:I'd like to see an airplane descript for this OS: http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1214/
^ if nintendo made a computer
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Seppuku - Posts: 305
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Suse Linux
You're given the materials and no instructions and only have a broken airport.
Seriously, if anyone wants to help me, I beseech thee, do it.
You're given the materials and no instructions and only have a broken airport.
Seriously, if anyone wants to help me, I beseech thee, do it.
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Shao Feng-Li - Posts: 5187
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Shao Feng-Li - Posts: 5187
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Windows 95:
Your airline takes off, however the stewardess informs you that no electronics may be used and cards are all you have to entertain yourself. Eventually you'll attempt to play a video game and the captain will inform you that the plane seems to be slowing down due to a shortage of gas. The plane stops midway to your destination and immediately falls out of the sky and crashes into the blue ocean, although, if you survive, you are told that nothing happened.
Your airline takes off, however the stewardess informs you that no electronics may be used and cards are all you have to entertain yourself. Eventually you'll attempt to play a video game and the captain will inform you that the plane seems to be slowing down due to a shortage of gas. The plane stops midway to your destination and immediately falls out of the sky and crashes into the blue ocean, although, if you survive, you are told that nothing happened.
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Angel37 - Posts: 1238
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Winbdows Vista (Beta), newest looking planes, but same interior as all other Win-type airlines. Is also the first airline to be sued for bias as it will only allow certain companies equipment to be attached to its plane.
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mechana2015 - Posts: 5025
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Ubuntu Linux: Setups fine. Desipte a few gliches you set to you destination safely
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Mac OSX-- guaranteed better service than 9 but unfortunately, it doesn't have all the fancy features of other airlines like in-flight movies (video games) and the ticket is more expensive, at least it doesn't blow up, short out, crash or any other problem known to flight, you get there and the job gets done, and it does have headphones that plug into those jacks in your seat (iPod+iTunes)
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martinloyola - Posts: 287
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Boot Camp: You get two airlines for the price of one. YAY! You can either have the elegant and reliable Mac airline, or the fussy but gaming-friendly Windows airline. The best of both worlds.
: : wishes he had an Intel Mac : : T_T
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: : wishes he had an Intel Mac : : T_T
.rai//
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[color="Indigo"]"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you . . . stranger."[/color]
Strollin' in at dawn, wakin' up at noon's gonna catch up to me soon
'Just sleep when you're dead' is what I said 'cause I'm jumpin' off the moon
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Raiden no Kishi - Posts: 2518
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Actually boot camp is a beta software, a piece of the new Leopard OS thats being tested in the current OS, so is not so much its own airline as a sort of glue or somthing... or a teleporter that lets you switch planes on a whim or some device that turns the plane into a transformer...
Raiden no Kishi wrote:Boot Camp: You get two airlines for the price of one. YAY! You can either have the elegant and reliable Mac airline, or the fussy but gaming-friendly Windows airline. The best of both worlds.
: : wishes he had an Intel Mac : : T_T
.rai//
Actually boot camp is a beta software, a piece of the new Leopard OS thats being tested in the current OS, so is not so much its own airline as a sort of glue or somthing... or a teleporter that lets you switch planes on a whim or some device that turns the plane into a transformer...
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