Da Rabid Duckie, concerning Gypsy wrote:Gypsy doesn't realize this, but she's ditching whomever she's with and we're getting married. Uh huh. Yeah. Lil bro Zilch can be the best man, it'll be an explosive ceremony. Everyone is invited! We'll serve poutine at the reception, Straylight can DJ, and Shatterheart can start a mosh pit!
Hey... she said it... :pGypsy, in acceptance wrote:Explosives and poutine? Alright!
Da Rabid Duckie wrote:Actually, I voted Duke Nukem, just because he told a boss ten times his size that he was going to rip his head off and poop down his neck, and then actually delivered on it.
Mr. SmartyPants wrote::lol: are you serious? What kind of poll is this? Gordon by MILES. MIT Graduate in his mid 20s that saves the world from the Combine. A superior alien race. Gordon Freeman wins.
Gordon Freeman beat 809745872345's of combines, giant green claws killing people, Nihilith, this giant alien that shoots stuff at him. Then TONS AND TONS AND TONS of Stryders, hordes of zombies, manhacks, aliens, more aliens, more zombies (parasitic), combine troops, antlions, and of course your good ol headcrabs.
It's Quantity that matters, not quality (or size)
Da Rabid Duckie, concerning Gypsy wrote:Gypsy doesn't realize this, but she's ditching whomever she's with and we're getting married. Uh huh. Yeah. Lil bro Zilch can be the best man, it'll be an explosive ceremony. Everyone is invited! We'll serve poutine at the reception, Straylight can DJ, and Shatterheart can start a mosh pit!
Hey... she said it... :pGypsy, in acceptance wrote:Explosives and poutine? Alright!
Da Rabid Duckie wrote:Yeah, but Gordon didn't pull a giant monster's head off and then poop in his throat. I don't think Dante could touch that.
He doesn't need one, he just gives baddies a big 'ol boot.Mr. SmartyPants wrote:But Duke Nukem don't got a crowbar
Da Rabid Duckie, concerning Gypsy wrote:Gypsy doesn't realize this, but she's ditching whomever she's with and we're getting married. Uh huh. Yeah. Lil bro Zilch can be the best man, it'll be an explosive ceremony. Everyone is invited! We'll serve poutine at the reception, Straylight can DJ, and Shatterheart can start a mosh pit!
Hey... she said it... :pGypsy, in acceptance wrote:Explosives and poutine? Alright!
I don't think that's a mark against Gordon.Da Rabid Duckie wrote:Yeah, but Gordon didn't pull a giant monster's head off and then poop in his throat. I don't think Dante could touch that.
Metroid isn't an FPS.Myoti wrote:Where's SAMUS ARAN?!?!
Though I guess she doesn't count as a "hero" (heroess?), but STILL!
Rexman64 wrote:I don't think that's a mark against Gordon.
Metroid isn't an FPS.
I voted "other". Anne from Trespasser is the greatest.
*runs*
Yojimbo wrote:As much as I love Half-Life Gordon Freeman himself really isn't that cool. There's not much narrative to him since you play the game entirely from a first person perspective in terms of his character. You only see what he see's, you're never taken out of that context, he never speaks, barely interacts with the other characters, and so on. That was intentional on the part of Valve but it doesn't really make him that "cool" or interesting from a narrative standpoint. It's basically to convince you that you are Freeman in his world and immerse you in that with no distractions.
Mr. SmartyPants wrote:The reason for that is because YOU are gordon freeman. Valve made it that way so YOU were the person imagining what you were thinking and saying and stuff.
Yojimbo wrote:I know that's why I just said that. It still doesn't make Gordon Freeman as a character any cooler. Immersive yes but the cool factor for him is pretty nill no matter how ya look at it.
Mr. SmartyPants wrote:The reason for that is because YOU are gordon freeman. Valve made it that way so YOU were the person imagining what you were thinking and saying and stuff.
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