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The Lord is my Programer, I Shall Not Crash

Postby CobaltAngel » Sat Dec 20, 2003 7:42 am

It found this on my computer the other day, and thought it was cool. Yes, I have lots of weird stuff on my computer. ^^;;;

The Lord is my programer, I shall not crash.
He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart,
all of his commands are user-friendly.
His directory guides me to the right choices for his
names sake. Even though I scroll through the problems
of life, I will fear no bugs or viruses, for he is my
backup. His password protects me. He prepares a menu
before me in the presence of my enemies.
His help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all of the days
of my life, and my file will be merged with his and
saved forever. Amen.
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Postby Mithrandir » Sat Dec 20, 2003 8:35 am

lol
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Postby Heaven's Cloud » Sat Dec 20, 2003 8:46 am

Cool.
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Postby Mr. Rogers » Sat Dec 20, 2003 8:50 am

:lol:
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Postby inkhana » Sat Dec 20, 2003 8:58 am

Aw, that's cute...^^ *saves it*


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Postby JediSonic » Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:10 pm

Cool :lol:

I have often thought about the God/programmer analogy myself. Matrix, and all that...
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Postby Kisa » Thu Jan 01, 2004 4:47 pm

I like it! Its soooo cool! (^_^)
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Postby uc pseudonym » Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:15 pm

Heh. Very good, mad props to whoever wrote it.
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Postby CobaltAngel » Fri Jan 02, 2004 7:29 am

Whoever wrote it deserves a pizza and a trophie! :D
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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Fri Jan 02, 2004 8:52 am

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Postby uc pseudonym » Fri Jan 02, 2004 4:33 pm

Ah, both in one. Very well done.
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Postby Locke » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:52 pm

aww yes the pizza/trophie.... what a sight to behold!

l33t! if u found it on your computer, how did it get there?

( notice the only misspelling is "l33t" , im back to school monday and need to remember how to spell again!!! )
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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Fri Jan 02, 2004 10:17 pm

OldPhil originally posted the pizza trophy pic in my "Melody tries to draw herself!" thread; I just decided to reuse it here, is all. You'll have to ask him where he got it from; I have no idea.
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Postby andyroo » Sat Jan 03, 2004 1:03 am

The good man made it. In M$ paint, I think.
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Postby CobaltAngel » Sat Jan 10, 2004 4:50 am

<<if u found it on your computer, how did it get there?>>

I have honesty not clue. That's the sad part... o.o
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Postby Mithrandir » Sat Jan 10, 2004 12:07 pm

andyroo wrote:The good man made it. In M$ paint, I think.


HOW DARE YOU!!!!?!?!?!?!?


I would NEVER use M$ paint! I cast my despite at... Oh nervermind. I acutally just used photoshop. It was about a 10 minute piece, I think. I'm fairly surprised anyone rememberd that. :lol:

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Postby uc pseudonym » Sat Jan 10, 2004 4:49 pm

I remembered that detail as well, just didn't mention it. It was a great moment in CAA. Myself, I want to know how to cast despite at something...
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