*Suddenly, two spotlights snap on, highlighting KojiroMusashi, a dastardly villain with a three-way split personality, which occasionally manifests as three completely seperate bodies. Roketto Dan motto music is cued.*
Musashi: Prepare for Trouble!
Kojiro: And make it Double!
Jesse: Um...hey guys? Shouldn't it be "triple" now?
Kojiro: Well actually, I hadn't even thought about that aspect before, Jesse. I suppose you're right.
*The attendees of the forum begin to exchange confused glances, and the silence is slowly broken by incredulous whispers.*
Jesse: And we'd need to change the rhyme scheme too.....what rhymes with "triple"?
Kojiro: Hm....Whiffle? No, that wouldn't do. Sniffle, or cripple. Nipple...
*Musashi produces a large mallet (as always, from the infinite void that is her back pocket) and delivers a mighty blow to Kojiro's head.*
Kojiro: Owie! Musa, you're always so mean to me!
Musashi: You're babbling again, Kojiro. Our plan was to show up, relieve these forum trainers from their Pokemon, and report back to the Boss, not stand here playing Junior High poetry class!
*Kojiro groans and passes out.*
Musashi: And you, Jesse...you would try to replace the Roketto Dan motto?
*Jesse backs away from Musashi, who stalks him with mallet in hand.*
Jesse: Uh, no...no, of course not. Musa, you know I have the upmost respect for you both, and the Boss. Roketto Dan is the "White Hole" of my life!...
*Musashi clobbers Jesse with a powerful right swing. Suddenly, Musashi and Kojiro morph into Jesse, and he slowly regains consciousness, rubbing his head.*
Ow, that really aches.........Um, where am I?
*Jesse realizes everyone in the CAA Forums is staring at him. He quickly re-examines what little he remembers.*
Let's see...signed up with the CAA, got my email, verified....Updated my profile, clicked on 'Forums'.......
Oh! I was coming here to introduce myself!
*Jesse turns to the CAA Forum members and waves.*
Hey all!
Jesse here, new to the CAA and glad to be a part of it!
My ID, KojiroMusashi, comes from the lovable duo Roketto Dan (Team Rocket), found only in Pokemon. Their names in the original Japanese, sound far cooler to me than their Dubbed ones, but I'm a huge fan of Jessie and James, nonetheless. My one biggest wish for them is to finally succeed by capturing Pikachu and presenting him to the Boss. From there, whatever happened to them would be better than they ever get, poor guys!
Anyways, I can't even remember how I found this place, but I love anime, and also understand there can be alot of questionable material in it. It's good to have honest, Christian reviews of popular anime series to go on before I try them out. Kudos to whoever implemented this incredible idea!
You probably won't spot me in the RP forums, since I have almost zero experience with them, and would rather eat my right hand than upset that ecosystem. But I will pop in now and then to input things at random.
Other anime favorites for me include Cowboy Bebop, Mononoke Hime, Dragon Ball Z, Gundam Wing, Spirited Away, and Kiki's Delivery Service. I'm sure there are others, but it's 3:15 am right now, and my brain is only slightly functional.
*.^
Um, I seem to have developed a slight mental disorder after watching Pokemon, so if you see me headed to the forums, just keep a protective eye out. I appologise in advance for any theft or violence that might happen when my disorder manifests. Please understand I hold you all in the highest regard, as you are children of the Most High!
Cheers!
Jesse13, a.k.a. KojiroMusashi
