Favorite Quotes

[Heart of Sword]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!

"When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear."
-- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

XDDDDD

[Scribs]

Nice one HoS

a worker unloading Wolfwoods crosspunisher from a bus "man this thing is heavy" Wolfwood replys "thats because it's full of mercy"

[Mr. SmartyPants]

"I am going to destroy many things, and kill many people. Then my sister will be happy and I will be satisfyed"
-Full Metal Panic

was that the second raid?

[Scribs]

nope, it was in the middle of the original series, right before they fight the realy big mecha. (sorry if that is vague, i cannot remember the specific name for it)

[heero yuy 95]

I can't forget my favorite robotech quote.
*earth has just been attacked by the Zentreadi armada, 98% of the surface is in smoldering ruins*Minmei: Are they all destroyed?
Rick: *in a calm voice* Probably.

[plutogrl03]

Quotes! Let me throw some up here:

"Excuse me sir or madam, are you in need of medical resistance?"-Homestar Runner

"Oh here we go! Pent up rage!"-Link for Legendaryfrog.net

And my personal favorite:
"I'm not gonna lie to ya, that's a healthy piece of real estate."-Homsar

[Felix]

"Egos are like balloons. Give them too much helium and they combust."

My latest.

[Dante]

In responce to "God does not play dice,"
and "The Lord is subtle but not malicious."
Bohr replied "Einstein, stop tell God what to do."

This one is really cool, because it imspires me despite less than perfect school grades,

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited, imagination encircles the world"-Albert Einstein

"We are not generation X, we are the generation that shall solve for X."

Okay there probably something in the "you might be a crank" for quoting yourself but... No one else seems to be quoting me and I feel like being quoted so there you have it!

[soul alive]

So many, so little time. *shares*

"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums." The Sphinx from Mystery Men (that is such a quotable movie... XDXD)

"Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?" Derek Zoolander

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Inigo Montoya from Princess Bride

"INCONCEIVABLE." Vizzini from Princess Bride

"The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
[cut to Westley, Inigo, and Fezzik]
The Impressive Clergyman: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
[cut to the trio again]
The Impressive Clergyman: So tweasure your wuv.
Prince Humperdinck: Skip to the end.
The Impressive Clergyman: Have you the wing?
[cut to the trio once more]
Prince Humperdinck: Man and wife. Say man and wife.
The Impressive Clergyman: Man an' wife."
Princess Bride

[AnimeLoverLaura]

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast; the mime next door went nuts."

[TurkishMonky]

640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates

[Scribs]

There is one word in american that says it all, and that word is "you never know"

-Joaquin Andujar

[Kanerou]

"Do not lead, for I may not follow. Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone."

[c_hunter]

"You reap what you sow"

[PolarHeat]

Don't get Angry because roses have thorns; Be thankful that thorns have roses - Corinne Breunig

[Scribs]

"so we suffer, we suffer in silence" - Yenta from Fiddeler on the Roof

[SonicRose]

"Remember, the purpose of Cow's Milk is to make baby cows fat."

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose." (Sorry for being gross!)

"Why is it Wrong?"
"Because it's not right."
"Why isn't it right?"
"Because it's wrong" ... etc, Ken Ham in a debate with a (High school?) Student.

"You date the fossils by the layers?"
"That's right."
"But a minute ago you told me you date the layers by the fossils."
"..." Kent Hovind's daughter and the guide at a Natural history museum.

"Philosophy is a bunch of blind men in a dark room searching for a black cat that doesn't exist."~ Unknown.

"Pain... is an illusion... that really..... REALLY hurts!" - The Mighty Ducks cartoon.

"If you don't mind me asking, what's this poisinous cobra doing in my underwear drawer?" - Wierd Al; You Don't Love Me Anymore

"Some churches only play old hymns so they don't offend the old people. Some play only modern Gospel so they don't offend the young people. Here at Christian Fellowship, we've decided to offend everyone." ~ Rick Ludwig; music Director at CF church (they play both kinds of music.)

"Whatever it is, I didn't do it!"

"I want to peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather... not kicking and screaming like the people in his car" ~ Unknown.

"Why is it, all Great Anime Heroes are naive and have insatiable appetites?" - Me

"Has it ever occured to you, that nothing ever "occurs" to God?" ~ Unknown.

Numbers 22:28 And the LORD opened the mouth of the ***, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times?

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

(Some serious, some silly. There you go.)

[PolarHeat]

"Where is the navigational system?"
"Oh! That thing; I left it at home!"
"What?!"
"To make room for the cupcake!"


But I loveded the piggy?

[Scribs]

"The french dont care what they do actually, so long as they prounounce it properly" - Henry Higgins

[SonicRose]

"Joy Cookies! All's well with the world!" ~ DWVI(I ?)

"Yummy frog! For Ayla eat?" - Ayla from Crono Trigger

"Blue Haired one more tasty?" - Ayla from Crono Trigger

"'Tis Nary a thing I can'tst do." - Frog from Crono Trigger

"The hero I am not, I can do naught" - Frog from Crono Trigger

"Shiny, Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny! Shiny!" - Gao from FFVI
"Can anything be THAT Shiny?" - Cyan(? ) from FFVI

[PolarHeat]

"Shiny, Sparkly, Happy, Hyper!!!!" - me

[Scribs]

What a wonderful smell you have discovered - Han Solo

[PolarHeat]

Oh! Man! - Swiper - Dora The Explorer

[Gala]

"No law can change vice into virtue" ~ a billboard at a church on my way to school.

[SonicRose]

"If a couple comes to me, and I give them some bad advice, it would've been better had they not come to me." - Pastor Andrew Edwards III

"If I Ever tell you something that is against scripture, You follow what God says; you follow what the Bible says and not me." - Pastor Andrew Edwards III

Proof positive, I pay attention in church.

[Nate]

In responce to "God does not play dice,"

To quote Dave from Knights of the Dinner Table...

"You can't tell me that God didn't roll on a random die chart when he was creating the earth. I mean, how do you explain the platypus?!"

[Debitt]

"Conclusion: An idiot thinking is like taking a break." - Excel Excel.

[Scribs]

"A man could not be in two places at once unless he were a bird" - Sir Boyle Roche

[Icarus]

"Oh, yes. And when I die, I want you to be the one to kill me" -Rachel, while watching Kungfu Hustle.

"As you wish." Wesley, The Princess Bride.
"Interesting." Ashlee, Jodee, and Mallory (meaning wrong)

Dance like noone's watching,
Sing like noone's listening.
Love like you've never been hurt before,
And live like it's Heaven on Earth. --(I don't know)

f''' -Calculus

[livewire]

I luv quotes!!!
I found this one on a coffee table in a starbucks that I went to one time....

"The line between the beginning and
the end has iNvERseD
And I walk backwards
from there to here
from now to then.
Or is it the other way round?"