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Postby Catapult Turtle » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:29 am

Harry Potter and the Suspending Sea Turtle of Ultimate Doom

Harry Potter and the Game of Toss the H Bomb

Harry Potter and the Toothbrush

Harry Potter and the Ugly Truth

Harry Potter and the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Autumn of Nothingness

Harry Potter and the Death of Everyone

Harry Potter and the Crazed Fangirls

Harry Potter and the Hey Why Am I still Writing this Series?

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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:00 pm

Harry Potter Duels Serenity For The Purple Ring Of Doom!

Harry Potter And The Next Best Barber!

Harry Potter Starring The Chipmunks!

Harry Potter Goes To Delaware!

The Life And Times Of Juniper Lee Where Ray Ray Punches HArry Potter!

Harry Potter At The CIA!
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Postby bigsleepj » Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:22 pm

Harry Potter finds the Kruger Millions
Harry Potter and Indiana Jones vs the Monkey King
Lemony Potter and a series of unfortunate Peppermints
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Postby starfire » Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:13 pm

Harry Potter goes bass fishing

Harry Potter and the cutey wooty fuzzy bunnywunnies of doom!

Harry Potter does macrame

Harry Potter and the overzealous scientologist

Harry Potter and the 1337 ninjas of funkytown
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:51 pm

Harry Potter Creates The Mumbo Jumbo Sundae Of Doom

Harry Potter And The Case Of The Too Fuzzy Tv Screen

Harry Potter Takes Raven To The Prom

Harry Potter And The Wonderful Efalump Fruitcake Salad Of Doom

Harry Potter Conquers Cleveland
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:22 pm

"Harry Potter For Dummies"

"Harry Potter and the Lil' John CD" (Ye-ah!)

"Harry Potter and the Sprint Cell Phone"
Joshua: Hebrew -The LORD is Salvation

" wrote:RustyClaymore 11:27 - Ah yes, Socks is the single raindrop responsible for the flood. XD


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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:28 pm

Harry Potter Eats Subway

Harry Potter Meets The Who From Whoville

Harry Potter Makes His Bed

Harry Potter Comes To The Drive In

Harry Potter Is Really Zatch Bell!
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Postby starfire » Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:32 pm

Harry Potter meets the IRS

Harry Potter does the robot

Harry Potter gets chewed out by Peta for the "chocolate frog" incident
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:02 pm

Harry Potter Plots To Overthrow Hogwarts
Harry Potter:The Vampire Years
Harry Potter And The Grateful Dead Concert
Harry Potter In A Bruce Campbell Movie
Harry Potter Works At MacDonalds
Harry Potter And The Waffle Iron Of Doom!
Harry Potter Changes His Name To Harriet Potter
Harry Potter Dates Starfire And Starfire1
Harry Potter And The Day The Truffels Invaded Paris
Harry Potter And The New Orleans Saints In Vegas
Harry Potter In The 33 1/4 Century
Harry Potter Rakes Leaves
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:32 pm

Harry-Yasha!
Harry Potter and the Crawfish Boil
Samuari Potterloo
I Am NOT Potter (Spin on "I am Not Spock" by Leonard Nimoy)
Joshua: Hebrew -The LORD is Salvation

" wrote:RustyClaymore 11:27 - Ah yes, Socks is the single raindrop responsible for the flood. XD


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Postby starfire » Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:37 pm

mitsuki lover wrote:Harry Potter Dates Starfire And Starfire1


XD

Harry Potter with Martha Stewart: It's not breaking the rules, it's taking out an artistic license on them
When Harry met Sally
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce
Harry Potter gets deported from Canada
Harry Potter and the room with the moose
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:21 pm

Harry Potter Runs For Dogcatcher
Harry Potter And The Strawberry Of Doom
Harry Potter Eats Popcorn At The Movies
When Harry Ate Sally
Harry Potter:Boy Genius!
Harry And Harry And Potter And Potter
The Last Test Of Harold Potter The Great
Harry Potter Rides In A UPS Van
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:51 pm

The Mask of Harry Potter
Harry Potter Messiah
The Day Of The Harry Potter Clones
Harry Potter And The Borrowers Versus Hulk Hogan And The Thing
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Postby Sage_Al-Kahira » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:32 pm

Harry Potter in (dun dun Dunnnn) Attack of the toliets!

Harry Potter: Not at all an Abnormal Life, a biogrophy

Harry Potter does absolutely nothing
Where is the Remaining Spring?
Where the waters run so swift.
Am I doomed to wonder? Forgotten? Alone?
Within this Mortal drift?

It'd be all like:
"Hey! You want to come over tonight?"
and they'd be all like:
"Sure! Where do you live?"
And we'd be all like:
"You know that Bio-dome out alittle west in the woods?"
And they'd be all like:
"...:shady: Yeah...?"
We'd say:
"There!"
Then they would slowly back away while we are all like:
:P
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Postby uc pseudonym » Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:49 pm

Just in case none of you have seen this...

http://www.christiananime.net/showthread.php?t=26116
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Postby Scribs » Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:59 pm

Harry potter and the ugly people who live in the sewers
"I concluded from the begining that this would be the end; and I am right, for it is not half over."
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Postby starfire » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:02 pm

I'm afraid they beat us without even trying! That's really very sad...

Harry Potter And The Sorceror's Gnome

Harry Potter Pets The Bunny
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Postby bigsleepj » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:04 pm

Harry Potter on the SHatterheart show.
Unwise Toasting Sermon

The Sweet Smell of CAA
The Avatar Christian Ronin designed for me
An Avatar KhakiBlue gave to me
The avatar Termyt made for me

KhakiBlueSocks wrote:"I'm going to make you a prayer request you can't refuse..." Cue the violins. :lol:

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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:59 pm

Harry Potter As The Candy Man
Harry Potter Is The Man
Harry Potter Plays Tag
Harry Potter And Herbie The Love Bug Meet The Munsters
Harry Potter And The End Of The Thread Creature
The Night Of The Living Harry Potters
Harry Potter Comes To Calcutta
Harry Potter Eats A Horse Of A Different Color
The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis Guest Starring Harry Potter As NORM! From Cheers
Harry Potter Loves Joanie Cunningham From Happy Days
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Postby mitsuki lover » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:46 pm

How To Worship Harry Potter While Standing On One Foot And Juggling Dummies
For Idiots On Your Nose.
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Postby bigsleepj » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:46 pm

Harry Potter writes manga!
James and the Giant Peach eat Harry Potter
Charles Dickens and Harry Potter.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:39 pm

Joanie Loves Harry Potter
Make Room For Harry Potter
My Mother The Harry Potter
Car 54 Where Is Harry Potter?
BatHarryPotterMan
Star Trek Harry Potter
Have Harry Potter,Will Travel
The Naked Harry Potter
Harry Potter Of Green Acres
Harry Potter Dates,Bobbie Jo,Betty Jo and Billie Jo From Petticoat Junction
The Guiding Light Of Harry Potter
All My Harry Potters
Battlestar Harry Potter
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:42 pm

Boogiepop Harry Phantom Potter
Colonel Harry Potter In The Amazon
Harry Potter Versus Xena In Thumb Wrestling
The Return Of Callisto Potter
Harry Potter And The No Good Day At The Seven And Twelve Street Mall
Cry Harry And Let Loose The Potter
Harry Potter 1/2
Harry!Harry!Harry!
Prince Of Potterdom
Harry Potter Walks To China
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Postby bigsleepj » Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:51 pm

Harry Potter drinks chocolate milk butterscotch banana soup of doom.
Harry Potter and the Random Title Game
Harry Potter vs Hercules, Achilles and Charles Dickens
Harry Potter's Hard Times
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:39 pm

Harry Potter Eats Peanuts With Johnny Cash
Harry Potter And The Night Of The Big Dance At The Casbah
Harry Potter Dates Winry
Harry Potter The Boy Who Was Harry Potter
Harry Potter Meets The Girls From Totally Spies
Harry Potter And Juniper Lee Go To The Mall
Harry Potter Is Not In Today
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:31 pm

Harry Potter And The Incredible Vanishing Thread Of Silly Harry Potter Titles
Harry Potter Lives In Phoenix
Harry Potter And The Rockettes Discover Nuclear Fission In Timbucktu
Harry Potter And The Day That Bo Derek Became President
Harry Potter In A Clint Eastwood Production Of The Dirty Half Dozen
Harry Potter Can't Jump
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Postby Technomancer » Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:34 pm

Kill Harry: Hermione's Revenge
The scientific method," Thomas Henry Huxley once wrote, "is nothing but the normal working of the human mind." That is to say, when the mind is working; that is to say further, when it is engaged in corrrecting its mistakes. Taking this point of view, we may conclude that science is not physics, biology, or chemistry—is not even a "subject"—but a moral imperative drawn from a larger narrative whose purpose is to give perspective, balance, and humility to learning.

Neil Postman
(The End of Education)

Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge

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Postby Scribs » Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:53 pm

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Pet Rock
Harry Potter and the chamber of seminars
Harry Potter and the Bird man of azkaban
Harry Potter and the goblet of Vernors
Harry Potter and the mail order Pheonix figurine collectable
Harry Potter and the Half baked Pie
"I concluded from the begining that this would be the end; and I am right, for it is not half over."
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:52 pm

The Lion,The Witch And The Harry Potter(used that one at Nitcentral today and
thought it make a good one for here as well)
Harry Potter:Can Love Last?
Harry Potter Runs The Entire State Of Texas For Only $4.50 Per Day And A
Case Of Jello
The Day That No Harry Potters Were Written
Harry Potter Meets Billy And Mandy In A Grim Adventure
The Truth Behind Harry Potter:Are The Green Gnomes From Alaska Really Running
The World?
Harry Potter Eats Harry Potter Eats Harry Potter
Hermione Granger:The Girl Who WAS Harry Potter's Alter Ego
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Postby bigsleepj » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:37 pm

The Man who was Potter: a Nightmare
The Napoleon of Hogwartshill
The Griff and Slither
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