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Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-to-Dragon

Postby bigsleepj » Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:15 am

Here's the "Long Lost" Harry Potter book. :grin:
Harry Potter and Leopard Walk Up to Dragon
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Postby Scribs » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:13 pm

"Harry doesn't know how long it will take to wash the sticky cream cake off his face. For a civilised young man it is disgusting to have dirt on any part of his body. He lies in the high-quality bathtub, keeps wiping his face, and thinks about Dudley's face, which is as fat as the bottom of Aunt Petunia."


Now that is some classic literature for you. I find this horribly humerous.
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Postby starfire » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:18 pm

THEY TOTALLY STOLE THAT IDEA FROM THE HARRY POTTER TITLES THREAD! WE SHOULD SUE!!!

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Postby PrincessZelda » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:20 pm

Whoa! :lol:
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Postby soul alive » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:31 pm

o_O ... ... Wow. It's so horrible it's hilarious. *shakes head* And I love the cover, with Maleficent as the dragon...
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Postby dragonshimmer » Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:42 am

That's simply amazing in an almost horrible way! xD That exceprt is TOO funny.
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Postby uc pseudonym » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:07 am

Heh... I'd already seen that excerpt quoted elsewhere, so it is interesting to see the source now. That is rather amusing indeed.
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