What was with those dreams?!

[Artist4Jesus89]

okay i dont know what these dreams meant BUT when i was really little in grade school for i think 3 years in a row i had weird dreams lets see hmm every vday for 3 years i had a dream that my "grandma mackey" (aka my moms mom who noone likes but she likes money) i just call her mackey but anyways i had dreams that she kidnapped me and put me in a glass room with hay all over the floor and i dont know exactly about the two first dreams (except i either ran away or was saved by my grandma geneva the one i live with that everyone loves) but the last i think that mackey said if i ran away or whatever she would shoot my gradma and so my grandma pulled up in a taxi and i think kicked mackeys butt but anyways yeah that was weird but after that third one i never had another but during i think those same 3 years i think on halloween i had dreams about dracula first one was one of my neighbors house ended up being his mansion or w/e well me and my friends went there and he was gonna give us a tour of it but first we had to jump through a coffin to get to the bottom so my friends got through just fine but when it came my time to jump through it wouldnt let me for some reason well anyways there was a mirror and after the tour i think i was screaming or something and i think my friend mitch or shea jumped through the mirror and saved me it was weird...
During the second one i was at my dads old house walking through a hall (there was no hall in that house) and there were vampires and all that well i cant really remember it all but i know there was something about fire oh yeah... i made fire in the house ( it didnt burn down i promise... )
Well the third one was i was married to draccula (EWW MUCH!!) only he was i guess hot but still eww and anyways we had kids (CREEPY HUH?) and he was working at a store and he was in an office and said he wanted a divorce but anyways thats about it what on earth was with those dreams does anyone think they know cuz if u do please tell me... i think i was around 4-6

[Mr. SmartyPants]

It means one day you will be married to count dracula? I have no idea

lol I bet I can beat ANYBODY on weird dreams.... i had one totally absurd.... even I dont understand it....

[Dunedan]

okay i dont know what these dreams meant BUT when i was really little in grade school for i think 3 years in a row i had weird dreams lets see hmm every vday for 3 years i had a dream that my "grandma mackey" (aka my moms mom who noone likes but she likes money) i just call her mackey but anyways i had dreams that she kidnapped me and put me in a glass room with hay all over the floor and i dont know exactly about the two first dreams (except i either ran away or was saved by my grandma geneva the one i live with that everyone loves) but the last i think that mackey said if i ran away or whatever she would shoot my gradma and so my grandma pulled up in a taxi and i think kicked mackeys butt but anyways yeah that was weird but after that third one i never had another but during i think those same 3 years i think on halloween i had dreams about dracula first one was one of my neighbors house ended up being his mansion or w/e well me and my friends went there and he was gonna give us a tour of it but first we had to jump through a coffin to get to the bottom so my friends got through just fine but when it came my time to jump through it wouldnt let me for some reason well anyways there was a mirror and after the tour i think i was screaming or something and i think my friend mitch or shea jumped through the mirror and saved me it was weird...
During the second one i was at my dads old house walking through a hall (there was no hall in that house) and there were vampires and all that well i cant really remember it all but i know there was something about fire oh yeah... i made fire in the house ( it didnt burn down i promise... )
Well the third one was i was married to draccula (EWW MUCH!!) only he was i guess hot but still eww and anyways we had kids (CREEPY HUH?) and he was working at a store and he was in an office and said he wanted a divorce but anyways thats about it what on earth was with those dreams does anyone think they know cuz if u do please tell me... i think i was around 4-6

Point by point analysis:

A: You were kept in a glass room filled with hay. This means that you should not throw stones at your grandma.

B:
There was something about fire. So don't play with matches. Especially around vampires.

In conclusion, you have cool dreams.

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

Weird dream!

Please discover paragraphs, full-stops, commas and good grammar - this is quite hard to read. Thanks

[Artist4Jesus89]

Weird dream!

Please discover paragraphs, full-stops, commas and good grammar - this is quite hard to read. Thanks

Sorry i was in a hurry

[Warrior 4 Jesus]

What?!! Sorry, I don't understand. If you are just having a joke, good.

[Kaligraphic]

I think the message here is that you think one relative kicks a compared to another, and you secretly have a crush on an old Transylvanian vampire.

I suspect the Dracula part just got mixed with some mental role-play, where your mind tries to imagine itself in various roles - in this case, those of a wife and mother. I'm guessing you didn't grow up with Antonio Banderas or Orlando Bloom, and your subconscious mind simply picked the first acceptable male that it could think of. Why that was Dracula, I couldn't say.

I once had a dream where my head inflated like it was turning into one of those Thanksgiving parade balloons. A whole crew of people ended up holding on to ropes tied to my head. The message here is that dreams are just your brain processing concepts and using the imagery as representation - they don't tend to be that significant, really. (For instance, seeing chicken bones doesn't mean that you'll end up being a poultrycidal maniac or something, it usually just means that you were dreaming about eating something, and chicken was the first thing that came to mind. Hence, chicken bones. It's usually that mundane.)

[Artist4Jesus89]

Sorry W4J i was searching the net in a hurry last night and i had copied that text because i wanted to find one i could wear for halloween and i guess i thought i had copied what it now says lol

[Artist4Jesus89]

I'm guessing you didn't grow up with Antonio Banderas or Orlando Bloom.

Yeppers i didnt or did i well i dont think i did because at that age all i watched was barney *shudders*, sesame street (is that how you spell it?), and othe misc chidren shows oh yeah and disney movie and i might have been watching sailor moon i dont remember when it came out but if it was out then well i was watching that too i seriously didnt know about Antonio Banderas until i watched spy kids way after it came out and Orlando bloom till i was in 8th grade (year before last) im so uninformed.