Kezu-Chan wrote:I had this Lipton Green Tea once. It was all metal flavored and gross. >.< However! I like Arizona's green tea with Honey or Ginseg! (spelling?)
Yeah, I don't really know if I like it or not.
Kezu-Chan wrote:I had this Lipton Green Tea once. It was all metal flavored and gross. >.< However! I like Arizona's green tea with Honey or Ginseg! (spelling?)
Yeah, I don't really know if I like it or not.
shooraijin wrote:I just drink ... tea. Fashionable teas annoy me in the same way that *anything* fashionable annoys me, and there's a trendy vibe coming off green tea.
Nothing beats a nice cup of English Breakfast. I don't like coffee, or even hot chocolate, but I enjoy a nice cup of regular old black tea.
BobtheDuck wrote:I only drink Mint... I don't like real tea...
agasfas wrote:I've never tried mint. I can't imagine having mint in a tea. To me, when I think mint, I think toothpaste, gum or mouthwash...
Though it's probably not fair for me to knock it unless I've tried it.
agasfas wrote:I've never tried mint. I can't imagine having mint in a tea. To me, when I think mint, I think toothpaste, gum or mouthwash...
Though it's probably not fair for me to knock it unless I've tried it.
Bobtheduck wrote:Well, the only difference between Earl Grey and Green Tea is that Green Tea isn't aged... All tea that is actually tea is the same thing. Green Tea, Earl Grey, and a few other varieties based on how it's treated... Green Tea is the best for you because it's not aged or anything... It's all the same tea, though... Herbal teas are not teas at all. I only drink Mint... I don't like real tea...
kazekami wrote:heh heh. Everyone likes something different. =D. I like Eral Grey. I like the smell of the tea leaves. Before I was spoiled with loose leaf i treid several brands and I noticed that different brands are good or bad with their tea bag mixture. I think it was celestrial seasons with the worst Eral Grey. I also like Irish Breakfast and English Breakfast. I dislike Darjeerling.
shooraijin wrote:Ach, Celestial Seasons. Please, I'm nauseous already.
I just keep Lipton tea bags usually in my larder, but my mom got me some Twining teas and those are lovely.
Kokoro Daisuke wrote:I used to down a couple water bottles worth of cold green tea a day when school was in. Now, not so much. ^^]
Then I assume you know what I mean, at least.Ach, Celestial Seasons. Please, I'm nauseous already.
kazekami wrote:My grandparents have lipton and Bigalow teas.
rhfr wrote:> >Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
> >From: ms0p+@andrew.cmu.edu (Michael Gordon Shapiro)
> >Subject: I Love Lemon... Not
> >Date: Sun, 12 Mar 2000 19:20:00 PST
>
> Here's the transcript of my recent communication to Bigelow, inspired
> by a sampling of their atrocious "I Love Lemon Herb Tea".
>
> ------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Dear Sirs,
>
> I am writing to complain about the performance of one of your products,
> to wit: Bigelow I Love Lemon Herb Tea. Having recently sampled said
> item in a culinary context, I am convinced that it is the most
> unappealing, tasteless, and unprofessional tea I have ever encountered.
>
> Each teabag is enveloped in a package that reads "A year-round
> valentine for everyone who really loves lemon." Well, I happen to be
> an ardent enthusiast for that particular flavor, and I can assure you
> that this alleged tea tastes less like lemon than most electric home
> appliances. The only way this substance could be considered a
> "year-round valentine" is by taking the meaning of "valentine" as "a
> heart," which, if left out in the open for a year, would be encrusted
> with congealed blood and covered with small, creeping insects.
>
> This tea breaks all previously-conceived boundaries of the concept
> bland. It invokes in the drinker a level of excitement usually
> associated with shoelace collections or counting one's own armpit
> hairs. I notice that the tea is classified as as "Herb Tea" rather
> than an "Herbal Tea," and that Herb has traditionally been a name
> denoting banal, tedious people. Another tumbler of the Bigelow
> corporate lock falls into place.
>
> The outer wrapper of the teabag - whose taste may be compared favorably
> to that of the tea itself - is colored yellow. One may conjecture that
> this represents some twisted attempt to conjure associations with other
> objects that R.C. Bigelow, Inc. regards as the paradigm of tastiness,
> such as fire hydrants, old math textbooks, and yield signs. A quick
> glance at the packages of some of your other herbal tea products
> confirms our suspicions. One tea package depicts a small cat,
> playfully clawing a ball or mouse or small child, while your
> propagandistic legend assures us the paragon of beverages is contained
> within. What sort of baldfaced nonsequitor is this? The only thing a
> cat and tea have in common is that one dislikes being immersed in the
> other. Clearly, your marketing skills are equivalent to your prowess
> at teamaking, which is probably on level with the cat's.
>
> In short, I find I Love Lemon Herb Tea a thoroughly detestable product,
> and recommend changing its name to I Used To Love Lemon Until I Drank
> This Herb Tea. In view of its exceeding worthlessness as a viable
> drink, it is difficult not to inductively extend this condemnation to
> include the entire product line of R.C. Bigelow, Inc. However, if I
> were sent a free sample of each of your other tea products, I might be
> able to constrain my loathing to this particular specimen, and not
> gallop through the streets of Pittsburgh howling obscenities about your
> company and your activities, which, as you know, it exceedingly
> deleterious to healthy public relations.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Michael Shapiro
>
> ------------------------------------------------
>
>
> They responded promptly, within a week:
>
> ------------------------------------------------
>
>
> Dear Mr. Shapiro:
>
> I must say your letter was one of the more descriptive letters we have
> received. It is always unfortunate when ever we have a dissatisfied
> consumer and normally we will send them free coupons in order to try
> and better satisfy their needs with many of our other products.
> However, in your case I feel you have reached a point of no return. My
> only recommendation to you is try Celestial Seasonings
continuing... wrote:, they offer a
> very nice lemon tea. Perhaps they will have better luck pleasing you.
>
> Thank you for taking the time to share with us your tremendous
> displeasure. We continually try to improve our products, and each
> letter does mean a great deal to us.
>
> Sincerely,
> Ms. Bigelow
> Operations Manager
>
>
> * * * *
>
> The letter was accompanied by a generous portion of No Tea. I was
> rather hoping that they'd send me a sample.
>
> The irony is that I'm actually very fond of Bigelow tea products. I
> really just wanted to see what they'd say.
Ok, to set the record, you can't really know what green tea tastes like ubkess you buy it straight from Japan or a JApanese import shop. I just go tback from Japan and when I went to buy some green tea here ( I have tried many different brands) All of them taste like Lipton Ice tea with different sweeteners.
You gotta order the stuff to get the real deal.
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