Corrupted wish game

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Postby Myoti » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:52 pm

Granted, but it's been granted before so it doesn't work.

I wish everyone had a wierd curse. (corrupt that! XP)
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Postby Silvanis » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:54 pm

Granted, but the curse is that they can't be cursed. (make sense out of that!)

I wish I made sense.
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Postby Syaoran » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:55 pm

Granted.....but you will only make sence for one day.

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Postby SnowLeopard » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:56 pm

Granted, but it's filled with leaches.
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Postby Myoti » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:56 pm

I wish I made sense.

Granted, but only to yourself.

I wish that CAA had a Spa

Granted, but you have to share it with trolls.

I wish people would stop trolling.
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Postby SnowLeopard » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:00 pm

Granted, but they then all turn into trolls and come after you with big metal clubs.

I wish I could swim better.
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Postby Silvanis » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:01 pm

Granted, it's the bathroom.

I wish I had a parachute.
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Postby Myoti » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:02 pm

Granted, but no wires to keep you with it.

I wish Silvy had the wires to keep her up with the parachute.
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Postby Silvanis » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:03 pm

So nice. granted, but they are very weak.

I wish I was smarter than I am.
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Postby SnowLeopard » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:04 pm

Yes, but you consistantly outsmart yourself.

I wish I had my own house that nobody lived in except me.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:48 pm

Granted, but it's made of glass, and you have no privacy whatsoever.

I wish to be all-knowing.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:55 pm

Granted you now know all about Az.

I wish I knew all about people.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:56 pm

Granted, but what you now know about people is so terrifiably disturbing you revert to a permanent autistic state.

I wish I controlled time.
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:10 pm

Granted, you will now be 90 years old

I wish I could own an FN P90 (a gun)
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:17 pm

Granted, you now have a license to own a FN P90. Unfortunately, so do about 2,000 guys who want to kill you. And you don't have a license to buy ammo.

I wish that Impact Alberto lived in my closet.
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Postby c.t.,girl » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:20 pm

granted but he's trying to kill you

i wish for a tiny kitty...that'll stay small forever! x3
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Postby Photosoph » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:26 pm

All right... just make not to flick it with your finger, let it near ants, or step on it.

I wish books could talk.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:55 pm

Granted, but all they do is insult you.

I wish that there were large numbers of some kind of small furry animal that would randomly burst into flames.
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Postby Photosoph » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:03 am

Granted -but in another dimension where hundreds of squirrels constantly dance atop a flaming BBQ in a head-spinning manner.

I wish the CAA server could fly!
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Postby Syaoran » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:09 am

Granted.....but lightnight strucked it and it is now grownded.

I wish that all the members could talk backwords.
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Postby Kuro-Mizu » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:13 am

Granted but you cant understand them!! I wish Everyone in the world was happy!!
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Postby Kawaiikneko » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:21 am

Granted, everyone is now too stupid to realize that the world is burning around them.

I wish people would stop granting wishes and corrupting them by using the excuse "but its in an alternate dimension" or something of the like.
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Postby steelbeliever » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:22 am

granted, they're so happy they go insane

i wish my manga would change the world!
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Postby Kawaiikneko » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:34 am

Granted, your manga has introduced a whole new level of violence to the world. Prepare for WW3.

I wish I knew if steelbeliever's wish granting was for my post or a late one for the one above mine.
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Postby Rachel » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:00 am

Granted, but you burst into flames when the knowledge comes.

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Postby Kawaiikneko » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:03 am

Granted, you are now banned from CAA =P

I wish I had thousands of dollars to spend at anime conventions.
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Postby Blitzkrieg1701 » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:04 am

Granted, but then there's a delay before you go, so you have to stand around feeling awkward for a while

I wish I had a Neo Geo

(wow, even though this posted late, it still kinda sorta seems to make sence!)
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Postby Myoti » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:55 am

Granted, but all the GBA fans laugh at you.

I wish I could get a job.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:01 pm

Granted...but you must be my slave for the rest of your life and your children's
children's children must serve my family forever!BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish that Sailor Mercury were real!
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Postby Silvanis » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:21 pm

Granted, but she's not pretty in real life.

I wish my dog could dance.
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