Corrupted wish game

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:22 pm

Granted, but its continually sticky, causing you to continually have a .... Sticky Wicket XD

I wish that joke was as funny to others as it seems to me

Postby **R. Zion** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:42 pm

Granted, but they laugh so much that those around you have their stomachs explode.

I wish I could have 1 million wishes

Postby **Ky Kiske** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:13 pm

Granted but all must involve Mr. Clean in a toga in order to be relevant.

I wish for a fish

Postby **Myoti** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:07 pm

Granted, but it looks like Mr. Clean in a toga so it can be relevant.

I wish I could control Lavos (from Chrono Trigger).

Postby **Sonic_13** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:19 pm

granted- but only his nose

I wish pink floyd didnt hate america

Postby **Myoti** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:34 pm

granted- but only his nose
But, he doesn't have a nose.

Granted. They now just hate you.

I wish my friend would show up here already.

Website · Postby **Kawaiikneko** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:52 pm

Granted, but you seem to have had a freak accident involving a spoon, a plastic bag, and a whole lot of blood all over the floor.

I wish I could meet Miyavi *o*/

Postby **Ky Kiske** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:59 pm

Granted.....in the afterlife

I wish for an uncorrupted wish

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:00 pm

Granted but also, only in the after life.

I wish I got the space the last wish got. @.@

Also Id like to know why Ive gotten the first post on another page again. XD

Postby **Ky Kiske** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 9:19 pm

granted, but only for a millisecond as CAA malfunctions and your post still ends up where it is now

I wish that I understood why the last poster got the first post on another page again.

Postby **Photosoph** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:04 pm

Granted, but it's a you in another dimension who can't communicate this knowledge to you.

I wish that I was upside down.

Postby **SigmaKnight** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 10:49 pm

Granted, now youre on the opposite side of the planet.

I wish I wished a wish here.

Postby **Maledicte** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:12 pm

Granted, but "here" means "On the planet of bloodsucking aliens who twiddle their thumbs and torture people using napkins."

I wish my hair was black.

Postby **Slater** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:15 pm

granted
But not on your head.

I wish I had an extra processor.

Postby **Maledicte** » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:39 pm

granted, but it processes not cheese, but "cheese product."

I wish my black hair was on my head.

Postby **Ingemar** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:37 am

Granted, but the rest of the hair on your body turns white.

I wish I could go to the Nisei Week Anime Festival on August 13-14.

Postby **CreatureArt** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:22 am

Granted... you've got the ticket, so you could go... but you'll have to wait until 2100 AD...

i wish my Dad weren't making me surf the internet for him right now.

Website · Postby **Kawaiikneko** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:34 am

Granted but your internet is out for the next three weeks due to some overactive squirrels...

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:54 am

Granted but all your storys dont sell! I wish my computer was being nice to me!

Postby **Wild Eagle** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:07 pm

Granted, but you accidentally kick it, therefore making it mad.

I wish I owned at least one complete set of a manga series.

Postby **Kuro-Mizu** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:10 pm

Granted but the mangas are in a language you can't read! I wish I had a tablet!1

Website · Postby **Kawaiikneko** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:26 pm

Granted, but your artistic skills aren't up to par to use it

I wish Vernhal doesn't maim me for how I granted his wish.

Postby **Myoti** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:13 pm

Granted. He maims you for living in the goof off section.

I wish I lived in the goof off section.

Website · Postby **Kawaiikneko** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:34 pm

Granted, but only as my devoted slave.

I wish for my slave to do all the laundry and sweeping, and do a good job.

Postby **Myoti** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:40 pm

Granted, but he'll only do it if he's there. Unfortunately for you, he just ran away.

I wish I could get all the original, undamaged episodes of "One Piece" that will not be lost, destroyed, exploded, erased, etc..

Website · Postby **Kawaiikneko** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:43 pm

Granted. You now have the original storyboards.

I wish I could go snowboarding (on snow, on a big ski resort mountain where snowboards are allowed, w/o getting hurt, full expenses paid, and having all my equiptment and clothes with me) right now.

*wondering how someone will find a clever loophole in that*

Postby **Danyasaur** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:56 pm

granted, but aparently in a freak toaster accident all the snow has melted, investigators spot you standing next to a suspicious toaster and blame you, you get thrown in jail and have to call your parents to come and bail you out; they take the bail money out of your allowance. . . . you left your equipmant at the ski resort when the police hualed you off.

I wish I had a drum set.

Postby **Kaligraphic** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:01 pm

Granted. You have a set of eardrums.

I wish that I could morph my bones like the guy in Naruto and use them for weapons and healed superfast like Wolverine.

Postby **Scribs** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:06 pm

Granted, but every time you heal, a large ugly greenish scar will appear where the bones came out, and it will have the unfortunate side effect of giving you lactose intollerance

I wish for all the peoples of the world to unite in peace and love, and that they will find the fountain of youth and live happily forever, never being out of food or interesting things to do in this utopian like paradise.

Postby **Silvanis** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:15 pm

Granted, in your dreams.

I wish for less expensive gasoline.

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