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Man Commits Suicide After Learning Harry Potter Spoiler

Postby White Raven » Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:40 pm

This is so sad.
Below is the link and a quote from the article.
http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_22620.shtml
[I]“Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place.â€
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Postby JediSonic » Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:44 pm

I hate to tell you, but that was a humor column. Here's a more contextual link: http://borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.a ... 1169&srch=
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Postby Arnobius » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:14 pm

yeah... I guessed that reral fast and when I saw this at the bottom of the page

"Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column at www.borowitzreport.com and is the author of a new book, The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers."

I knew for sure....
He also recently did an article suggesting that maybe they should send reporters to Guantanimo-- as inmates.

Pretty weird sense of humor
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Postby shooraijin » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:29 pm

Well, now that this has been exposed as a hoax ...
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