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Postby zoupzuop2 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:59 pm

Granted, but the anti-air missiles wish you DIDN'T fly. They're more aggressive with their wishes.

I wish for every Oingo Boingo rarity(legally acquired of course).
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:09 pm

granted, but they're now taxed by the government. You owe the tax man more money than you can ever pay.

I wish for the ability to split rocks with the power of my mind.
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Postby Icarus » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:21 pm

Granted, but you have to remove your brain from you skull to do so.

I wish for chocolate cookies.
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Postby Maledicte » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:27 pm

Granted, but they are moldy, lichen-encrusted chocolate cookies.

I wish I had a magic acorn.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:57 pm

Granted, but it doesn't do anything other than being magic.

I wish that I had a clan of loyal ninjas bound to my service.
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Postby Icarus » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:03 am

Granted, but they can't do anything as they're tied up.

Let's see what you do with this:

I wish to change the world.
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Postby Dark_angel » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:12 am

Granted, a piece of cake appeared in front of a starving child in Africa somewhere. You're changing the world....one piece cake at a time...XD

hmm...I wish I had telepathic powers.
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Postby CreatureArt » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:19 am

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You beat me to it, DA. ^_^

Granted, but you can only read the mind of tomatoes. Whether they actually posess a mind is debatable.

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Postby Icarus » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:19 am

Dark_angel wrote:Granted, a piece of cake appeared in front of a starving child in Africa somewhere. You're changing the world....one piece cake at a time...XD

hmm...I wish I had telepathic powers.

Let them eat cake!


Congradulations. You can now read the minds of fifteen year old boys.

I wish for respect.
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Postby Maledicte » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:27 am

Granted, but only yaks and llamas respect you. Camels, unfortunately, don't, and spit in your face.

I wish I could become invisible.
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Postby Icarus » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:36 am

Granted, but you can't breathe while invisible.

I wish to tie the Gordian knot.
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Postby Maledicte » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:40 am

granted, unfortunately it's around yourself and a sinking ship in the Marianas Trench, where the mysterious giant squid makes itself at home.

I wish the internet didn't cost so much.
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Postby Cognitive Gear » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:46 am

Granted, but access to CAA costs $90.00 a month.

I wish for the power to forsee the future.
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Postby Icarus » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:52 am

Granted, but you only see your death in three... two... one...

I wish for wings.
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Postby CreatureArt » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:57 am

Granted, but they're about 3mm long and on your big toe. Sorry 'bout that.

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Postby Myoti » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:19 am

Granted, but being her twin, you are too.

I wish I had a picture scanner.
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Postby R. Zion » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:49 am

Granted, but you must assemble it piece by piece and only have an instruction manual written in the language of Angler fish.

I wish I could get the time and money right now to go to Otakon.
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Postby Syaoran » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:55 am

Granted, but you only get enought money and time to step through the doors, then you have to leave.


I wish that my wish is Corrupted.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:57 am

Granted, but your wish is not corrupted

I wish I was the first post on page 30. >.>;
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Postby Syaoran » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:08 pm

I made a loop hole there did'nt I.
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Postby Myoti » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:20 pm

Er, granted?

I wish I understood what the crap just happened.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:25 pm

Myoti wrote:Er, granted?

I wish I understood what the crap just happened.


Granted, but you'll get a headache.

Syaoran wrote:I made a loop hole there did'nt I.


XP no, you wished your wish was corrupted, and its granted and not corrupted. There for while your wish is granted its corrupted in the fact that its not corrupted.

I wish i could have come up with a less confusing explanation.
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Postby Myoti » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:28 pm

Granted, but it involves monkeys with shotguns.

I wish I could find a therapist who's not nuts himself.
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Postby Sonic_13 » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:31 pm

granted, you find one thats bonkers
I wish this wish were infinitely flawless.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:32 pm

Granted but it wont come to pass bugs build space ships and take over the universe.

I wish i wasn't nuts myself.
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Postby Syaoran » Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:35 pm

Granted, but you will be eating nuts.

I wish that My loop hole did not case problems.
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Postby Myoti » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:22 pm

Granted, but it's too late.

I wish it weren't too late.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:23 pm

Granted but to do that we must time travel you to 1700 BC!

I wish I was Ranma!
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:26 pm

Granted, but only your name has been changed to Ranma.

I wish i had a game to play. >.>;
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Postby K. Ayato » Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:18 pm

Granted, but it's that boring game known as The Game of Life.

I wish I had Wicket, the Ewok, as a pet.
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