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Postby Silvanis » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:18 am

Granted, but the car breaks down halfway there.

I wish I could hula hoop.
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Postby meboeck » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:07 am

Granted, but the hula hoop is the size of a quarter.

I wish my and Mr. SmartyPants' pizza would arrive.
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Postby Silvanis » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:10 am

Granted, but it has everything you didn't want on it.

I wish I had a cookie.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:01 pm

Granted but you're going to have to pay Mrs.Fields $5000 for it!

I wish I could time travel.
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:07 pm

Granted, but you'll be stick in the prehistoric times.

I wish that I could be a famous male singer with an awesome voice and that I will have tons of fans and that I was also rich with lots of money that can't go through anything negative in life and is unaffected by corrupted wishes.
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Postby Silvanis » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:26 pm

*twitches and falls over*
I wish I could understand that.
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Postby Kenshin17 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:35 pm

Granted, but since I can't understand that either I give you the wrong translation.

I wish I had a quad
A nightingale in a golden cage
That's me locked inside reality's maze
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:50 pm

Kenshin17 wrote:Granted, but since I can't understand that either I give you the wrong translation.

I wish I had a quad


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Granted, but you have a quad-nostril and now you sneeze a lot and get colds more easily. On the upside, you can now play your nose like an ocarina.

I wish MTV would go back to being more about the M and less about the TV.
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Postby Starfire1 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:00 pm

Granted, but they will now play all Ashlee Simpson till your ears bleed (no offense to anyone who likes her)

I wish for a massive bottle of bug repelent
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Postby Sonic_13 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:13 pm

granted but it has terrible biological side effects on the human skin.

i wish walmart would restock their supplies more often.
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Postby EireWolf » Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:56 pm

Granted, but now you work there as the stockboy.

I wish I had a horse.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:06 pm

Granted, you get a toy horse that comes with a toy farmer, toy cow, toy pig, toy barn and real shot gun. Sadly the toy horse has a broken leg and you have to put it out of its misery. >.>

I wish the toy horse's leg wasn't broken
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:01 pm

Granted. Now its neck is broken.

I wish that all my enemies had but one neck for me to chop.
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Postby EireWolf » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:05 pm

Granted. But you have no weapons and you are paralyzed.

I wish to go for a walk.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:46 pm

Granted, but it is raining heavily outside.

I wish I could be transported back in time to the 17th century.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:03 pm

Granted. But the Earth has moved somewhat, and you're now in a vacuum. You sort of, well, pop.

I wish that I could make the streets run red with the blood of chickens.
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Postby Maledicte » Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:00 pm

Granted, but now there are headless chickens running everywhere.

I wish I had a car.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:38 pm

Granted but now the roads are unusable because they are flooded with the blood of chickens and littered with chicken bodies.

I wish someone would clean up the chicken blood.
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Postby Wild Eagle » Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:47 pm

Granted but the guy who was supposed to clean the chicken blood slipped and fell on the way there and therefore could not make it.

I wish I had Fruity Loops (the music program by the way).
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Postby meboeck » Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:53 pm

EDIT: Granted, but it's not compatible with your computer.

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 6:00 tomorrow.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:06 pm

Granted, you now have to wake up at 4:30 tomorrow.

I wish for an interesting wish to be posted next.
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Postby Maledicte » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:09 pm

granted, but it's interesting for about 3 miliseconds before you drop off into sleep.

I wish I knew what exactly happens to snails when you put salt on them.
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Postby R. Zion » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:10 pm

Granted! You are now a snail with salt 2 seconds away from falling down upon you.

I wish I was a fish!
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:11 pm

Granted: But it will eat you

I wish that my previous wish

I wish that I could be a famous male singer with an awesome voice and that I will have tons of fans and that I was also rich with lots of money that can't go through anything negative in life and is unaffected by corrupted wishes.


will be granted
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Postby Chocobo777 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:26 pm

Granted: but your current wish shall be ignored.

I wish for a penny for a wish from a wishing well that won't corrupt my wish.
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Postby SigmaKnight » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:27 pm

Granted, but the penny triggers explosives under the wishing well, causing it to explode and shower you with water before you can make your wish at the well.

I wish... there were airships like in RPGs >.>;
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Postby Rachel » Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:00 pm

Granted, but they don't fly.

I wish I had the new Harry Potter book.
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Postby Riku777 » Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:10 pm

granted but it's soft cover :P

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Postby Kaligraphic » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:47 pm

Granted, but you're attending their funerals. :(

I wish that I could run a sweatshop using the undead.
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Postby CreatureArt » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:53 pm

Granted, but the undead you're referring to - they're plants, unfortunately, since they're not technically alive or dead...

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