Since this is about a book I figured this would be the best place for it. Just make up a really bad title for a Harry Potter book is all you've got to do.
Harry Potter and the Giant, Rotting, Mrs. Barid's Pecan Roll
Harry Potter and the Michael Jackson Fan
Harry Potter and the Lion, the Witch, and the Magician's Nephew
Harry Potter and People Who Fake Their British Accents
Harry Potter and the Six-million Dollar Man Eat Glasgow!
Harry Potter and the Ugly Stepsister
Harry Potter and the Fake Pair of 7's Jeans
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Princess
Failed Harry Potter titles
Failed Harry Potter titles
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Harry Potter and the Bagel of Doom
Hogwarts: Extreme Makeover
Hogwarts: Extreme Makeover
But even if we don't feel at ease, God is greater than our feelings and He knows everything. 1 John 3:20 
Delight in utter trust.
Delight in utter trust.
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Interesting idea. Let's try to keep focused on "failed titles" instead of devolving into nothing but messing around, because I think this had potential. Meanwhile, my only contribution:
Harry Potter and the Enormous Royalty Check
Harry Potter and the Enormous Royalty Check
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Harry Potter and the Horrendous Hippy from Hanover
Happy Hippie Potter
Harry Potter kills Spongebob
Haroldus Poterius and the Ides of March
Harry Potter and the Weakest Link
Harry Potter and the Knights who say Ni!
Happy Hippie Potter
Harry Potter kills Spongebob
Haroldus Poterius and the Ides of March
Harry Potter and the Weakest Link
Harry Potter and the Knights who say Ni!
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Harry Potter and the Bad Sushi
Harry Potter and Form T-125-8A
Harry Potter and The Man With the Golden Gun
Harry Potter and The Copyright Infringement Lawsuit
Harry Potter and The Formulaic Title
Harry Potter and Timothy Hunter: One Must Fall
Harry Potter in Thunderdome
Harry Potter and the Seven Samurai
Harry Potter and Form T-125-8A
Harry Potter and The Man With the Golden Gun
Harry Potter and The Copyright Infringement Lawsuit
Harry Potter and The Formulaic Title
Harry Potter and Timothy Hunter: One Must Fall
Harry Potter in Thunderdome
Harry Potter and the Seven Samurai
The scientific method," Thomas Henry Huxley once wrote, "is nothing but the normal working of the human mind." That is to say, when the mind is working; that is to say further, when it is engaged in corrrecting its mistakes. Taking this point of view, we may conclude that science is not physics, biology, or chemistry—is not even a "subject"—but a moral imperative drawn from a larger narrative whose purpose is to give perspective, balance, and humility to learning.
Neil Postman
(The End of Education)
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge
Isaac Aasimov
Neil Postman
(The End of Education)
Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge
Isaac Aasimov
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Harry Potter And Shippo's Bath Day
Harry Potter Meets The Grinch
Harry Potter Runs For President
Harry Potter And The Terrible Aweful No Good Day At The Dentist
Harry Potter On The Grassy Knoll
Harry Potter Does Pittsburgh
Harry Potter And The Incredible Mr.Limpid Guess Starring Don Knotts
Harry Potter On The Love Boat
Harry Potter And The Endless Titles Of Harry Potter
Harry Potter Meets The Grinch
Harry Potter Runs For President
Harry Potter And The Terrible Aweful No Good Day At The Dentist
Harry Potter On The Grassy Knoll
Harry Potter Does Pittsburgh
Harry Potter And The Incredible Mr.Limpid Guess Starring Don Knotts
Harry Potter On The Love Boat
Harry Potter And The Endless Titles Of Harry Potter
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Harry Potter and the Enid Blyton Ripoff
Harry Potter and the Decline of English Literature
Harry Potter and the Fantastic Reading Dilemma
Harry Potter and the Endless Pages of Drivel
Harry Potter and the Decline of English Literature
Harry Potter and the Fantastic Reading Dilemma
Harry Potter and the Endless Pages of Drivel
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AnimeHeretic wrote:Harry Potter meets Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter at Mahora Academy
Bishonen Senshi Sailor Harry
I'd love to see Harry and Artemis meet.That be one heckuva funny book
I bet!
More titles:
Harry Potter Runs For President
Harry Potter in Coldfinger
Harry Potter with Jerry Mathers as The Beaver
Harry Potter And Colonel Klink's Diary
Harry Potter Goes Amock in Graceland
Harry Potter Plays The Zither
Harry Potter And His All-Magic Girl Orchestra Featuring Sailor Mercury on
the bass guitar
Harry Potter meets Harriet Potter From the Female Dimension
Harry Potter:Crazier Than Red Dwarf!
Harry Potter And Gilligan Meet Tuesday Weld On The 50th Anniversary
of Dobie Gillis Reunion Show
Harry Potter Sues Harry Potter
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Shao Feng-Li wrote:Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer is Stoned. *Grin and shrug*
Harry Potter and Sam Waterston do New York
Harry Potter and the Lady of the Night
Harry Potter and How the West Was Destroyed
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Harry Potter Meets Festus Hagan In The Return Of Chester Goode To Dodge
Also Starring Dennis Weaver As McCloud
Harry Potter And The CENSORED Title
Harry Potter Goes To Mars
Harry Potter And Dr.Who Versus The Planet Of Gorgeous Redheaded Women
That Surprisingly Look Like Flay Allster From Gundam Seed
Harry Potter Runs For Parliment
Harry Potter And The Neverending Campaign
Harry Potter Marries The Ghost Of Flay Allster
Harry Potter And Kirara's Lost Catnip
Harry Potter Dates Meryl And Millie At The Laverne & Shirley Fan Convention
Harry Potter Is My Dog
Harry Potter:A License To Magick!
Also Starring Dennis Weaver As McCloud
Harry Potter And The CENSORED Title
Harry Potter Goes To Mars
Harry Potter And Dr.Who Versus The Planet Of Gorgeous Redheaded Women
That Surprisingly Look Like Flay Allster From Gundam Seed
Harry Potter Runs For Parliment
Harry Potter And The Neverending Campaign
Harry Potter Marries The Ghost Of Flay Allster
Harry Potter And Kirara's Lost Catnip
Harry Potter Dates Meryl And Millie At The Laverne & Shirley Fan Convention
Harry Potter Is My Dog
Harry Potter:A License To Magick!
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Harry Potter and the Bargain Bin Books
Harry Potter: From Childhood to Manhood
Harry Potter Moves Out (of the Staircase)
1001 Ways to Use a Broom (by Harry Potter)
1001 Ways to Make Your Friends Hate You (by Harry Potter)
Harry Potter: From Childhood to Manhood
Harry Potter Moves Out (of the Staircase)
1001 Ways to Use a Broom (by Harry Potter)
1001 Ways to Make Your Friends Hate You (by Harry Potter)
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Hairy Potbelly and the kidney stone (sorry, I couldnt resist)
H.M.S. Potter or The lass that loved a wizard
The Potter Wars Trillogy!
Episode 4: A new Spell
Episode 5: The Wizzengammot strikes back
Episode 6: Return of the Weasly
and the highly inferior prequel trillogy:
Episode 1: The phantom Neville
Episode 2: The attack of the House elves
Episode 3: The Revenge of the Ministry
Harry Potter and the Raiders of the lost ark
Harry Potter and the Temple of doom
Harry Potter and the Last Crusade
H.M.S. Potter or The lass that loved a wizard
The Potter Wars Trillogy!
Episode 4: A new Spell
Episode 5: The Wizzengammot strikes back
Episode 6: Return of the Weasly
and the highly inferior prequel trillogy:
Episode 1: The phantom Neville
Episode 2: The attack of the House elves
Episode 3: The Revenge of the Ministry
Harry Potter and the Raiders of the lost ark
Harry Potter and the Temple of doom
Harry Potter and the Last Crusade
"I concluded from the begining that this would be the end; and I am right, for it is not half over."
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Harry Potter and the Hairy Pot
Harry Potter and Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the Extremely Tiny But Yet Important Detail
There couldn't possibly be a theme there...
Harry Potter and Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the Extremely Tiny But Yet Important Detail
piloswine wrote:The Potter Wars Trillogy!
Episode 4: A new Spell
Episode 5: The Wizzengammot strikes back
Episode 6: Return of the Weasly
and the highly inferior prequel trillogy:
Episode 1: The phantom Neville
Episode 2: The attack of the House elves
Episode 3: The Revenge of the Ministry
Harry Potter and the Raiders of the lost ark
Harry Potter and the Temple of doom
Harry Potter and the Last Crusade
There couldn't possibly be a theme there...
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Harry Potter and the Love Child of The Wicked Witch of the West
Harry Potter and His Battle With Athlete's Foot
Harry Potter and The Wizard of Oz Meet Steve Urkel
Harry Potter and His Mother's Sister's Aunt's Uncle's Nephew's Cousin's Best Friend's Neighbor Who Once Saw A Mugging
Harry Potter and His Battle With Athlete's Foot
Harry Potter and The Wizard of Oz Meet Steve Urkel
Harry Potter and His Mother's Sister's Aunt's Uncle's Nephew's Cousin's Best Friend's Neighbor Who Once Saw A Mugging
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Harry Potter Marries The Entire Cast Of Silent Mobius
Harry Potter Outeats Fuu And Goku
Harry Potter Lives In My House
Harry Potter And Mr.Ed Go To New Zealand To Meet Lucy Lawless
Harry Potter Meets Joxer
Harry Potter And The Final,So Far,Reference To Xena
Harry Potter And The Mystery Of The Missing Mashed Potatoes
Harry Potter Reads Aristophanes In Klingon
Harry Potter Outeats Fuu And Goku
Harry Potter Lives In My House
Harry Potter And Mr.Ed Go To New Zealand To Meet Lucy Lawless
Harry Potter Meets Joxer
Harry Potter And The Final,So Far,Reference To Xena
Harry Potter And The Mystery Of The Missing Mashed Potatoes
Harry Potter Reads Aristophanes In Klingon
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Harry Potter and the Ghost of Christmas Come
Harry Potter is Dead
Harry Potter in Narnia
Harry Potter and the Dreaded Purple Dinosaur
Tony Soprano vs Harry Potter
Harry Potter meets Hercule Poirot
Hippy Potter and Lewis' Trilemma
Harry Potter is Dead
Harry Potter in Narnia
Harry Potter and the Dreaded Purple Dinosaur
Tony Soprano vs Harry Potter
Harry Potter meets Hercule Poirot
Hippy Potter and Lewis' Trilemma
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Harry Potter in Deliverance
Harry Potter on Schindler's List
Kill Harry
Once Upon A Time in Hogwarts (Not the Jet Li movie)
And one that doesn't have Harry Potter finally getting killed...
When Harry Met Sally
Harry Potter on Schindler's List
Kill Harry
Once Upon A Time in Hogwarts (Not the Jet Li movie)
And one that doesn't have Harry Potter finally getting killed...
When Harry Met Sally
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And the book that it was adapted from...
The Lord of the Owls
Okay that wasn't funny haha as funny intellectual... let's see
Harry Potter Meets Freddy Kruger in the Seed of Potter
The Lord of the Owls
Okay that wasn't funny haha as funny intellectual... let's see
Harry Potter Meets Freddy Kruger in the Seed of Potter
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How Wearing Glasses Can Get You Chicks, by Harry Potter
Harry Potter and the Evil Contacts
Harry Potter and Optometristic Adventure
Harry Potter and the Evil Contacts
Harry Potter and Optometristic Adventure
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