Top 17 Ways to Freak-out Your Roommate.

[true_noir_chloe]

OK, here's a test: Did you ever -

a) "borrow" your roommate's towels, use them, and then leave them wet on your floor?
b) Cook chips (fries) in a deep fryer, and leave the splattered fat and dirty dishes for a week without cleaning up?
c) When your roommate(s) announced it was time to clean up, go out for the day to play golf?
d) spill a whole glass of Coke on the carpet in your room, and not even attempt to clean it?
etc etc......

If the answer to any of those is no, then you're probably the "good" roommate.... or lucky

I think you're reliving your horror days, Anime Dad. *hehe* Anyway, I answered "no" to all of those and "no" to my roommates doing this to me. I guess I am very blessed and fortunate. ^_____^

"If I refer to my roommate as a 'roomie,' perhaps I should refer to my suitemates as 'suities.'"

LOL!!!

[Little Momo]

Thanks that made my day I was nearly crying I was laughing so hard.

[Kireihana]

Lol that was hilarious! My favorite was Mave's toothbrush one. It's so... random.

My mom always tells me about this one roommate she had that was part of this uuber puritan-like cult who was always condemning her because my mom was taking a sex education class (not by choice; it was the only health science class left that wasn't already filled). xD

[soul alive]

*snort* bwa-hahaha

wish i had had my list when i had my evil, er, cranky, room-mate my first few days of school, who moved out, but only three doors away from me. XP

[faithfighter]

FFs ways to anoy any body:

>sit near them and act like you are talking to some body thenturn and ask, "are my voices bothering you?"

>when asked a question say "You want fries with that?"

>everytime you see s bug (car) drive my punch them and say, "Punch buggy"

>randomly say "in the name of the moon I shall punish you!"

>laugh when they are being seriouse and say "oh I am sorry" when they are joking

[livingsacrifice]

My "treatment" for room mates.

Always refer to yourself in the thrid person.

Always keep reaching into your pockets as if you forgot somthing.

Act like you never wash your hands.

Walk out of the bathroom with littly wet hands, then dry them on a kids shirt while saying"dont ya hate it when you get pee on your hands"

The first time I did this trick was at church camp about a year ago. I do snore somtimes and a kid would flick his finger on my throat.(as if it did anything) I got kinda mad and next time he did it, I was ready.

Tell everyone that you snore and if they tap your throat, you stop snoring. Then pretend to snore. When they go to tap your throat, have some fake blood in your mouth before hand, and cough it up if they tap your throat. Its a bit displeasing to have fake blood in your mouth for awhile, but its so worth it. Hold your throat like your choking and snap on them. Make up some crap that they hit you to hard or somthing.

I played it out so well, the kid thought he killed me.

[Shao Feng-Li]

I'll skip college. From the looks of it, I wouldn't want any of you as my roommate...

[Sync]

>randomly say "in the name of the moon I shall punish you!"

one of my neighbors used that at least four times a week (mostly in my presence too), good thing my neighbor was a girl. Seki and I would use "not even my father hit me!" from MSG a lot when watching anything in the TV lounge.

[Fsiphskilm]

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[faithfighter]

one of my neighbors used that at least four times a week (mostly in my presence too), good thing my neighbor was a girl. Seki and I would use "not even my father hit me!" from MSG a lot when watching anything in the TV lounge.

[Heed]

Hmm, If I may add one more... If your roomate is getting ready to take a nap during the day wait until he is just about asleep and either:

a. start asking abnoxious annoying question
b. decide to use the phone and talk loudly
c. put on loud music out of nowhere
d. say the most stupid random thing possible to make theur mond start booggling so that they cannot sleep... (I once was doing a. during my roomate's nap and when he said "shut up" I said "Mmmm... shut up cake" It was so random that he started laughing and could not sleep anymore)

(I have done all of these and they work... just make sure your roomie can take a joke... don't do any of this out of cruelty)

[mechana2015]

1. CBwing, my roomate did b and c of that out of sheer jerkiness ALL YEAR
2. Darn it this thread is... about a week too late to help me. I like Maves though and if ever inspired again will use the bulk of them.

[Rachel]

Can't wait till I move out, I'll probably try some of those. hehehe...

[kazekami]

I can see problems arising by doing these things to roommates. Especially if you have personality confict. Having a roomate is very difficult. I have a friend who lived with first one friend after another, and all the friends she lived with are no longer her friends. She even says she is difficult to live with. I have another friend who also had problems with roommates. I did as well. My first roommateslept when I was awake and was awake when i was asleep. Which didn't lead to anything good. I once woke up to find a guy sleeping on the floor much to my horror. Plus she wanted the blinds open at night and we lived on the Quad side of the building with all the lights shining in. And wanted the window open at night which made it so m asthma bothered me and I couldn't sleep because of the light. I tried to compromise but she refused. my second roommate was the only one I had no problems with. because we respected each other. After that I had Suite mates. Which is easier because you have somewhere to escape to from them. But i had some really bad one too there. Blasting Music in the middle of the night, filling the place with pot smoke, not cleaning up after themselves. Not doing their portion of the chores. Ruining my cute kitty dish towel and non stick pans. Being a roommate is all about give and take. Unless you want to cause a fight and end up being mediated by the houseing department or having to find a new roommate so you can pay your rent, I wouldn't reccomend messing with your roommates.