Hey guys,
I recently suggested to one person that works at my church, is to have a stand-up comedy competition, where either one person or a group can compete with fairly clean material. Now, I am planning on competeing in it. So here are some lines from my pre-routine: (Note: some may have racial issues, but it's more of me dealing with my strict korean parents or me being korean than anything else) ()= act it out
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You know you've found the right girl when you can throw a plasma-grenade and she won't make you sleep on the couch
You've always seen korean doctors, but then a friend of mine asked me, why aren't there any korean vets? Cause we'd eat them!!!
(in asian accent) "Sorry, Fido not make it" (pick at teeth)
Have you guy's ever been to a korean's open house? If you haven't the only people that are there are the parent's friends. And all they talk about is how smart there kids are. Yeah, my parents would talk to these people and they'd stay stuff like
(in asian accent) "My daughter get scholarship from Duke, What about you Hyung-Soo?"
and my dad would say (in asian accent) "Oh, uh, John, he do game, I must go now" (make painful yell, "stab" self with mic)
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