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I am the Final Fantasy Guru

Postby Eskaflowne » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:58 am

Ask and I will answer. I am here to help.
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Postby Godly Paladin » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:06 pm

You have approximately 0.543394827 seconds before the legions of Final Fantasy fans here descend on you in righteous indignation at such a statement.

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Postby Eskaflowne » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:08 pm

[quote="Godly Paladin"]You have approximately 0.543394827 seconds before the legions of Final Fantasy fans here descend on you in righteous indignation at such a statement.

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WHy do you say that.

All I want to do is help those who are having trouble with a Final Fantasy Game.
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Postby Cognitive Gear » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:11 pm

haha. Your title makes it sound like you are challenging people to ask you something about Final Fantasy you don't know. Wich, I'm assuming isn't your intent, seeing that you said"

Eskaflwne wrote:All I want to do is help those who are having trouble with a Final Fantasy Game.
[font="Tahoma"][SIZE="2"]"It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things."

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Postby Godly Paladin » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:18 pm

Eskaflowne wrote:Why do you say that?

All I want to do is help those who are having trouble with a Final Fantasy Game.


Oh. Okay, well then... Um... *cough* Carry on.
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Postby Debitt » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:19 pm

<obnoxiousness>:grin: strategies to beat the tetra master ghosts in the crystal world/memoria? of FFIX?</obnoxiousness>
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Postby Nu-En-Jin » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:20 pm

Wow. I am so hardcore, I actually have Final Fantasy tattoos. Not Kidding.
However, I wouldn't refer to myself as "guru" of anything, except maybe sin...
"Dork", maybe... "I am the Final Fantasy Dork"... yeah, that sounds like me!
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Postby dragonshimmer » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:23 pm

Aww, come on. He's just trying to be helpful ^_^
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:37 pm

but i am the FF6 Guru

ask and ye shall receive
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Postby Nu-En-Jin » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:27 pm

I'm not picking on Eska.... just adding nonessential rubbish to his genuinely auspicious posting in order to bump him up for those who might require his readily available assistance, and within the same gesture, validating my own sense of nerdliness.
No offense to him, quite to the contrary, bravo for his selfless offering.
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Postby Magekind » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:47 pm

Just curious, how do you like, play Final Fantasy? I couldn't get the mouse to work...
Take it like you gave it; what else matters in the end? To be honest, it's all a one-shot test; that leaves plenty of places to go wrong, but how will you ever know? There's a pointer, I will admit. Turn it on, listen to it, feel it burn.

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Postby Fsiphskilm » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:38 pm

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Postby AngelSakura » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:47 pm

I might be the Trigun Guru. Maybe. Or at least, I would be if I read manga translations.
As to Final Fantasy: why is it that, in FFVII, Cloud and the gang leave Barret's preschool daughter in charge of Seventh Heaven? I mean, seriously, when you go in there, she's all mixing drinks and clinking around behind the counter...
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:25 pm

How do I transcend time and space to the actual world of Gaea? You know, through my TV screen, so I may steal Dagger away from Zidane..... :thumb:
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Postby Yeshua-Knight » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:37 pm

man, i've heard some weird stuff from some serious ff nerds, like that there's a way to breed chocobo's in ff7 where you can go underwater where the midgar zolom is and fight an other weapon there, which is supposed to give you some other special trinket or something like that (i dunno, it's never been proven to me, so i take it with a grain of salt)

here's my actual ff question, is ff11 enjoyable as a multiplayer rpg? i don't have it and i prolly won't get it 'cus i don't have a modem for my ps2, so i was just curious as to the opinions of my fellow alliance members, as well as the ffguru himself
'nuff said
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Postby Debitt » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:45 pm

XD; I'm not a big FF11 fan...I'm a speed demon when it comes to MMORPGs, and the character's attack speed is just TOO SLOW for a girl who's used to playing a RO assassin. I don't like th amount of time it takes you to get places and the fact that other players can see your stats. =/ But that's just me. *crawls back to the RO thread*
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Postby Nu-En-Jin » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:14 pm

well, after i started the ff11 linkshell, we had some folks come on board, i hooked them up with world passes, and some were really down for it, but others kindof just bugged myself and some of the other CAAer's to buy them stuff since they had to start new characters.
after playing for a few months, meeting some groovy people, but eventually realizing that the lifestyle necessary to pursue such games full time really required more of my life than i was willing to give, i had to quit. the LS is still alive, somewhat, as far as i know.
considering my experience with mmorpgs was limited to that one game, perhaps i'm jaded, or at least my opinion is less than rounded, but overall, i enjoyed the experience, but would recommend playing on PC instead of PS...
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Postby Fsiphskilm » Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:53 am

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Postby Yeshua-Knight » Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:26 am

*tosses volt an interdemensional portal generator and a big gun*

have at it youngin'

make sure there's no way to revive her either, man that girl's annoying! same for selphie!
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Postby Eskaflowne » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:22 am

Kokoro Daisuke wrote:<obnoxiousness>:grin: strategies to beat the tetra master ghosts in the crystal world/memoria? of FFIX?</obnoxiousness>


Tell me what level your characters are and what items they have equipped and I will tell you the best strategy that I can with that information about your game.
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Postby Eskaflowne » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:26 am

Magekind wrote:Just curious, how do you like, play Final Fantasy? I couldn't get the mouse to work...


There are keys on the keyboard that correspond with the equivalent on a controller.

Tell me which Final Fantasy that you have on the computer and I will try and help.
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Postby Eskaflowne » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:29 am

AngelSakura wrote:I might be the Trigun Guru. Maybe. Or at least, I would be if I read manga translations.
As to Final Fantasy: why is it that, in FFVII, Cloud and the gang leave Barret's preschool daughter in charge of Seventh Heaven? I mean, seriously, when you go in there, she's all mixing drinks and clinking around behind the counter...


I am not sure why that would be, but it has been a while since I last played FFVII so I don't remember such a little detail as that.

My focus was on the gameplay and how to beat the games.
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Postby Eskaflowne » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:32 am

Azier the Swordsman wrote:How do I transcend time and space to the actual world of Gaea? You know, through my TV screen, so I may steal Dagger away from Zidane..... :thumb:


Could you rephrase that cause I don't know why you put in "through my TV screen".
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Postby Eskaflowne » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:44 am

Yeshua-Knight wrote:man, i've heard some weird stuff from some serious ff nerds, like that there's a way to breed chocobo's in ff7 where you can go underwater where the midgar zolom is and fight an other weapon there, which is supposed to give you some other special trinket or something like that (i dunno, it's never been proven to me, so i take it with a grain of salt)

here's my actual ff question, is ff11 enjoyable as a multiplayer rpg? i don't have it and i prolly won't get it 'cus i don't have a modem for my ps2, so i was just curious as to the opinions of my fellow alliance members, as well as the ffguru himself


Well Yeshua-Knight I have the game and to me it is just plain awesome and the fact that it is an Multiplayer Online RPG means that it could be an endless Final Fantasy game. Also the fact that it has excellent graphics and a humongous land to explore is another plus. :cool:

As for the first part of your question- there is a weapon underwater that fives you an item. It is called Emerald weapon.

Fighting the Weapons is more of a sidequest to get the three(I think) "All" Materia. :thumb:
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:00 am

Eskaflowne wrote:Could you rephrase that cause I don't know why you put in "through my TV screen".


Okay.... how do I cross from the real world, through my TV screen, and enter the world of Gaea.....

More simplified: Just give me the location to the nearest time/space portal to Gaea.
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Postby kaji » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:18 am

*Honest Question*

FFVII: Does a final piece exist to complete the Midgar puzzle in Shinra Tower?

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Postby Stephen » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:24 am

Eskaflowne do not make multiple posts. Edit posts if you have somthing to add of wait for someone else to post. Its borderline spamming at the moment.
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Postby Link Antilles » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:27 am

Azier the Swordsman wrote:Okay.... how do I cross from the real world, through my TV screen, and enter the world of Gaea.....

More simplified: Just give me the location to the nearest time/space portal to Gaea.



Shhhh! Don't tell him, Eskaflowne!

*goes back to building time/space portal*



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Edit: Btw, Eskaflowne, you can do multiple quotes by: Copying and Pasting their post into your post, highlighting it, and clicking the "speech bubble" icon on the taskbar (the icon on the far right from Bold, Italicized, Underline, etc.). Lather. Rinse. Repeat for each question. :)
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Postby Yeshua-Knight » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:43 am

actually, i already knew about the emerald and ruby weapons, as well as the ultimate weapon that flies around in the sky, i was talking about one that specifically lives in the watery area where the midgar zolom lives as well, the marshy area by that cave that's not far from the chocobo farm on the world map
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Postby AngelSakura » Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:48 pm

<<I am not sure why that would be, but it has been a while since I last played FFVII so I don't remember such a little detail as that.
My focus was on the gameplay and how to beat the games.>>
Joking, man, joking. I don't think there really is a good reason. It's just a little odd, is all.
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