Lol - I just read your suggestion to write some songs while I was away - and I already have! The first one is a bit of nonsense in order to kill some time on the plane (eek. 11 hours in cramped seats really does things to your song-writing ability

). In warning, there's not much of a sense of rythm, or rhyme (sp?) or... anything, really, but I hope it proves amusing.

. It has turned out to be a largish post so I'll post the other song a bit later

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THE CHICKEN SONG
Chickens is, as chickens does
and dey eat a lot of wheat
so I don't know what dat means.
Some of dem crow and the others I dunno
but they all lay eggs
and I know dat dat's true.
Oh Chicken! Hey, hey, Chicken.
What a horrible hard life you lead!
You sit on dem eggs to find out dey're a lizards
and theres not really much you can do.
Dey say not to carry too many eggs
In just one basket alone
But I say to dem, den what happens when
it takes 90 baskets and 4 days to get home?
Oh Chicken! Hey, hey, Chicken.
What a horrible hard life you lead!
You canot take a step
without jutting forward your neck
just like dem pigeon birds do.
Oh Chicken! Hey, hey, Chicken.
What a horrible hard life you lead!
Here, in consolation, I'll throw you a handful of see----eee---eed!