New Lara Croft is HORRID, Volt makes changes :)

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New Lara Croft is HORRID, Volt makes changes :)

Postby Fsiphskilm » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:32 am

read that first.
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Postby Godly Paladin » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:52 am

Interesting.

Either way, though, Lara Croft ain't exactly a modest sort of gal.
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Postby Fsiphskilm » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:58 am

True, Doens't
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Postby Tommy » Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:12 pm

Me too. Angelina Jolie looked was the perfect role for the movie. She would`ve made a better Trinity in The Matrix (my opnion).
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Postby Link Antilles » Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:44 pm

*holds up five fingers* I vote number three, sir! -Sorry, I watched Shrek, yesterday. :D

Anyways, I'm with you on the changes, Volt. Although, I like her hair in the first picture (might be a good temporary change for a urban environment), it doesn't fit the Tomb Raider style. She looks to much like a James Bond girl or something.

As for the hands, I think they are bigger because it's on the PSP. Although, the PSP is a powerful system, I'm guessing it couldn't handle detail that small in an action game. *shrugs*
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Postby kaji » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:21 pm

Either way, though, Lara Croft ain't exactly a modest sort of gal.
True, the marketing device of a ‘sexy woman and action’ was not pioneered by Tomb Raider, but it does a good job embodying the idea.

[quote="Volt"] The shorts are so short that they’re skimpy, one cannot go tomb raiding wearing a “victoria’s secretâ€
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Postby Yumie » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:30 pm

Me too. Angelina Jolie looked was the perfect role for the movie. She would`ve made a better Trinity in The Matrix (my opnion).


Um. . . on this matter I disagree, ha ha, I think Carrie-Ann Moss was great in that roll just because she's not as strikingly pretty, I think if Angelina was Trinity the character would have just turned into a pretty girl, ha ha. Plus I don't think the whole British accent would really jive, ya know? Anyways, just my two bits.
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Postby Mr. Rogers » Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:06 pm

[quote="kaji"]
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Postby Elric_kun » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:27 pm

Volt, you rock. that made my day(cant stand the new Lara...) XD
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Postby Fsiphskilm » Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:40 pm

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Postby Link Antilles » Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:51 pm

Volt wrote:Smaller Ploy's are easily handled. Polygons as small as rain drops are no different than poly's that make up a car, of course the smaller, the easier for the graphics to draw.


Ah yes, that makes sense. Well, I guess they want her to carry oversized guns in this game, then. ;)

-and good one Kaji, haha.
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:07 pm

That's great Volt! Strange how they can't even keep the consistency of Lara.

I have Tomb Raider 1/Gold, 2/Gold and The Last Revelation (Tomb Raider 4?)
They are quite good games and unlike the advertisments they don't exploit Lara's sexuality. Some of the puzzles are pretty difficult to work out though.
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Postby Fsiphskilm » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:37 pm

I hate how the
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Postby Hephzibah » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:44 pm

Personally, I actually like the newer model of Lara than the old ones... main reason, proportions! The older versions had her chest almost as large as the rest of her body!
Also, I like the shorter hair! What's wrong with the cool fringe? And her face! It's not 'Fat', its pretty!

My only complaint with the new official Lara is her pant length.
Does anyone else share my view?
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Postby kaji » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:25 am

Talame wrote: My only complaint with the new official Lara is her pant length.
Does anyone else share my view?

Yes, I think its high time miss Croft stopped shopping in the kiddy section… Then maybe she will find cloths that fit correctly. However, with the way fasion is today, that may still not be possible. O_o
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Postby Debitt » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:04 am

Talame wrote:Personally, I actually like the newer model of Lara than the old ones... main reason, proportions! The older versions had her chest almost as large as the rest of her body!
Also, I like the shorter hair! What's wrong with the cool fringe? And her face! It's not 'Fat', its pretty!

My only complaint with the new official Lara is her pant length.
Does anyone else share my view?

Me me me! XD; I've never been much of a Tomb Raider fan, but I don't think this version of Lara is bad at all. Adjust the pants and the shirt length and she'd look just fine.
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Postby Stephen » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:16 am

Me too. Angelina Jolie looked was the perfect role for the movie. She would`ve made a better Trinity in The Matrix (my opnion).


Jolie cannot act her way out of a wet paper bag. I am glad they used Moss.

On the topic of Croft, I hated the games. I found them to be medicore at most...feeding off guys who wanted to watch a pixil girl bounce around. The camera angels were horrendous...and the game focused way to hard on Laras butt over you know, like the jungle or whatever around her. Blah I say.
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Postby Shao Feng-Li » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:29 am

Image<--What Lara should still be.

Tomb Raider III was fun... Not to mention it's the only Tomb Raider game I had for a long time then I got the Last Revelation for Christmas when we still celebrated it.

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^ Even this is better but I heard the game sucks.
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Postby Reba » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:10 am

i think its ok i used to play her games when i was 9 but i was over it cause i like manga!and anime now!
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Postby Godly Paladin » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:12 am

Yeah, I agree with Kaji...something needs to be done to Lara Croft's torso. I say we stick her in a barrel or something.
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Postby Cognitive Gear » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:28 am

You know, I never really had any desire to play any of these games. Although, that's prolly because of the way it's advertised.... Anytime a game tries to use sex to sell itself it makes me wonder about the gameplay. I mean, why do they need to use sex to sell it if the gameplay is good?

Oh, right, back on topic.

I like the changes you made, volt. I've never really understood what went wrong when the character model for the main character looks lame. To me, I would think that they would want to spend alot of time on that, because it's what you'll be staring at for a majority of the game.
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Postby Fsiphskilm » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:50 pm

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Postby kaji » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:37 am

Godly Paladin wrote:Yeah, I agree with Kaji...something needs to be done to Lara Croft's torso. I say we stick her in a barrel or something.
I think your on to the kind of change this series needs to get back on its feet. Mix the new (barrel) wardrobe with some other popular video game characters and your on your way.

I can see it now... Donkey Kong Raider! :lol:

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Postby Fsiphskilm » Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:05 pm

Well If you
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Postby Shao Feng-Li » Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:15 pm

All I'm saying is that the new doesn't resemble the old and it's too bad...
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Postby Godly Paladin » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:38 pm

Some words from one of the series' many fans, about the very first title:

I luv Tom Radeer. It is SOOOOO revolusionary! They cay it has REAL BREAST PHYCIX!!! COOOLL!!! I luv BREAST PHYCIX!!!
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Wed Apr 20, 2005 3:53 am

since when did she use a mac-10? eh i wouldnt know... never played them

but she uses a mac-10? cool
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