The 2nd Annual '04 Christian Anime Alliance Award Ceremony!

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The 2nd Annual '04 Christian Anime Alliance Award Ceremony!

Postby Link Antilles » Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:51 pm


Disclaimer:
This is all for fun, do not take this seriously.

All award winners are at the bottom

Announcer: NOW, LIVE ON PBS, FROM A WAREHOUSE ACROSS THE STREET FROM RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL IN NEW YORK CITY, NOW IS TIME FOR THE 2nd Annual ‘04 CAA AWARDS CEREMONY! WITH A BUNCH OF RANDOM CELEBRITIES AS PRESENTERS WHO WE TRICK INTO COMING! AND NO RANDOM MUSICAL ACTS TO SUFFER THROUGH…. well, expect for the musical INTERLUDE! And now, here is your host: Billy Crystal!

(There is a longish pause on the stage, nobody emerges. After a few minutes a stagehand gets up to the microphone and speaks in a hurried, nervous voice)

Stagehand: Sorry everyone, but Mr. Crystal seems to be missing. So we’re going to start a musical interlude and find an alternate host. So um, ladies and gentlemen here is “some-random-country/techno-band-we-found-on-the-side-of-the-road!â€
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Postby Mangafanatic » Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:09 pm

"Congratulations" to all our winners!
Every year in Uganda, innumerable children simply. . . disappear. These children all stolen under the cover of darkness from their homes and impressed into the guerilla armies of the LRA [Lord's Resistance Army]. In the deserts of Uganda, they are forced to witness the mindless slaughter of other children until they themselves can do nothing but kill. Kill. These children, generally ranging from ages 5-12, are brainwashed into murdering in the name of the resistance and into stealing other children from their beds to suffer the same fate.

Because of this genocide of innocence, hundred and hundreds of children live every night sleeping in public places miles from their homes, because they know that if the do not-- they will disappear. They will become just another number in this genocide to which the international community has chosen to turn a blind eye. They will become, in affect, invisible-- Invisible Children.

But there are those who are trying to fight against this slaughter of Uganda's children. They fight to protect these "invisible children." Please, help them help a country full of children who know nothing by fear. Help save the innocence. For more information concerning how you can help and how you can get an incredible video about this horrific reality, visit the Invisible Children home page.
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Postby ZiP » Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:36 pm

Dang, oh well,
congrats all.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:08 pm

*Azier walks on stage surrounded by Heartless*

Link: What the....?

Azier: I'm very sorry Mr. Link, but I'm afraid there is being a change in the awards presentation. You see, there seems to have been a serious error in the counting of the ballots.

Link: Which is...?

Azier: NONE OF THOSE CAN BE CORRECT! There is ONE, only ONE, who can possibly hold the title of the nicest, wisest, most stylish, and funniest, and that person is ME! I'm afraid you are officially being demoted, and I am assuming control.

*Azier snaps his finger and a killer rabbit Heartless appears*

Azier: Get him, Usagi, and the rest of you Heartless, get the winners! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

*lightning flashes in the background*
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Postby Stephen » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:16 pm

Monty Python moment.

"Awww its just a little bunny rabbit...I will take care of it!"

*horrible sounds*


Link>oh, nobody listens to me....
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Postby Link Antilles » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:16 pm

Link: You dare challenge the host?

*Link smirks and ignites a green light saber*

Link: SECURITY!

*Link screams like a girl, throws the light saber at the general direction of the heartless, and hides*
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Postby Ssjjvash » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:18 pm

Link: can this get any stranger?

Soron (evil guy from LOTR): Why yes, it can! :evil:

Link: O.O uh oh, what are you doing here??

Soron: *rolls eyes* have you forgotten? I am here to announce the winner of the favorite thread...the ONE thread to RULE them ALL!!

Link: eh, sure, why not?

Soron: thank you. *ahem* yes, there were many good threads, but there is only ONE that is the best...The Bishies Thread! The ONE thread to RULE them ALL!!

People: >.< alright, we get the picture!! NEXT!!

Soron: What? You can't kick me out! I am the one bad guy for everyone! The ONE badguy to--

Security: yeah, yeah, rule them all. tell it to the judge. *Soron is dragged away*
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To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!

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Postby true_noir_chloe » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:20 pm

I'm nearly speechless... probably because I'm laughing so hard.:lol:

Please, write some more Link. ^_^

[size=84][color=seagreen]YOU SEE


You see into the deepest part of me ---

beyond the fog I hide behind.

You cast your light upon the shadows

that stretch like cobwebs in my mind.

You ease the pain when I am hurting,

and morbid visions from my past

pierce into the realm of Reason

as though I danced on blades of glass.

You grant me strength when I have fallen

and, once again, I've lost my way.

You take my hand in Yours and lead me

into the promise of a brand new day.

You bring order to all my chaos,

yet set my well-laid plans awry.

You place me on a firm foundation ---

then give me wings so I can fly.

You sand away my roughened edges

and polish all the dullest parts

until I stand before Your presence...

a newly-sculpted work of art.

You see into the heart within me,

right through my motives and selfish will.

And yet, in spite of all You see

You say You love me even still.


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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:23 pm

WHY is EVERYONE ignoring ME?!!!!!!

*pulls out Dual Blades*

NOW face MY true POWER!!!!!!
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Postby Ssjjvash » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:25 pm

meep!
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!

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Postby cbwing0 » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:39 pm

Category #7
The Nonsensical Award to Make a Pronounceable Acronym (NAMPA):

Link: The NAMPA is a very special award, given to people for no reason. And in that same spirit of randomness, here to present to award is...Cory Feldman!

Cory: Hi folks!

(Silence from audience)

Cory: Come on...I was in The Goonies AND I killed Jason Vorhees! What more do you want?

(More silence)

Cory: Anyway, the winner is...

(cbwing0 begins to stand to accept the award)

Cory: Mr. SmartyPants!

(cb stops, crestfallen)

Mr.SmartyPants: I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me, but more importantly I would like to thank God, without whom none of this would be possible...

(cb storms out of the auditorium, punching a random lurker on the way out)
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Postby Stephen » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:46 pm

Shatterheart prys the angry rabbit from his throat...and winds it towards Azier.

"Have fun chief"
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Postby PumpkinKoRn52 » Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:36 pm

Hey ShatterHeart, I came in third. Watch out. I have actually been attacked by a squirrel.
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Postby Azier the Swordsman » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:12 pm

Shatterheart wrote:Shatterheart prys the angry rabbit from his throat...and winds it towards Azier.

"Have fun chief"


Azier: Do you REALLY think that will work? I CONTROL THE HEARTLESS!

*one of Azier's swords dissapears from his hand only to be replaced by a Black Keyblade*

Azier: Black Keyblade, make my monster grow!!!!!!!

*insert cheesy special effects as the killer rabbit grows to the size of twice the size of the stage*
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Postby uc pseudonym » Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:55 am

Interesting. I really like the inclusion of Award Zero.
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Postby Heart of Sword » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:07 am

*prowls in*

<_< >_> ... O_OV

*the rabbit intended for Azier hits me in the face*

Orrrrrrooooooo! *runs*
Heart of Sword's Rhapsody

Money, get away
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
And all and all you're just another brick in the wall
Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day
But Bismallah will not let me go
Because I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

Tommy used to work on the docks
Union's been on strike
Bright eyes burning like fire
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids

Who will love a little Sparrow
Who's traveled far and cries for rest
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all
And if the band youre in starts playing different tunes
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you!

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Postby Gypsy » Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:57 am

That was really funny, Link! Congrats to all the winners!
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Postby EireWolf » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:30 am

Link Antilles wrote:Link: You dare challenge the host?

*Link smirks and ignites a green light saber*

Link: SECURITY!

*Link screams like a girl, throws the light saber at the general direction of the heartless, and hides*


:lol: Now that's a funny mental picture.
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Postby Gilgamesh » Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:04 pm

Hmm...

Link, you have a great gift for writing. Great stuff.

Congrats to the winners!
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Postby Little T-chan » Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:20 pm

Congradulations winners!!! <3 Thank you for voting for me too...I never got around to voting though. Have fun!
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Postby Mithrandir » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:12 pm

:lol:

So I guess this is an honor. Sorry I took so long to check in here. Way to go LA That was hilarious.
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Postby development » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:15 pm

<.<


>.>


Hmmm...
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Postby Golden_Griff » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:28 pm

Ah, and Golden_Griff is awarded with a can of diddly squat :eyeroll: But thanks to everyone who nominated me.
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Postby Jasdero » Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:47 pm

....That was funny!!!! Great job with that awesome post, Link Antilles. : )Congrats to all the neato pleato winners!!!!!! Yay for them!!! Yay for all the nominees!!! Yay for everyone!!! ^^
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Postby termyt » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:52 am

*Sits down with the dejected Griff to enjoy our cans of diddly squat together*

Congrats to the winners, and thanks to Link for putting it all together.
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Postby Mave » Thu Oct 14, 2004 1:42 pm

development wrote:<.<


>.>


Hmmm...


Ahh, there goes that lurker!! Come back here and post more, you!!! *rushes to jump on him/her but development swiftly slides back into the lurker's realms*

Blast it, he/she got away! Now we have to wait for next year..>_<

heheh anyway, congrats to all winners and thanks Link!
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Postby Kinkosami » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:13 pm

Wow, development actually posted! O.o

Well anyway, congratulations to all the winners!
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