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[mechana2015]

They'll grow out of it. When they head off to college they'll realise that Individuality is so important to who they are. They'll forget all about the whole Goth/Punk/Prep/jock stereotypes...

Tru dat.... and thank goodness it's true.

[Yojimbo]

As for you Yojimbo....if you ever speak or see of the blue costumed pirate again I'm afraid we will be forced to send you to the looney bin where you will be force-fed angel food cake

Ahh yes!!! If there's mandatory angel food cake feedings slap the straight jacket on me I'm ready to go!!

One thing though they have digital cable with the anime channel right?

[Knives]

Put an X next to things that apply to you, a + next to things that sometimes apply to you and a - by the things that don't apply to you at all.

-[]Frequently wears black clothing.
+[]Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-[]Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
-[]Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-[] Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
+[] Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn claims to be the Anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
+[]Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-[]Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-[]Shows an increasing interest in , vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-[]Takes .
-[]Drinks alcohol.
+[]Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-[]Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
+[]Complains of boredom.
X[]Sleeps too excessively or too little.
+[]Is excessively awake during the night.
-[]Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-[]Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-[]Spends large amounts of time alone.
-[]Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-[]Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an .
+[]Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
+[]Misbehaves at school.
+[]Misbehaves at home.
+[]Eats excessively or too little.
-[]Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-[]Drinks or expresses an interest in drinking . (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
X[]Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
X[]Plays videos games that contains or role-playing nature.
XX[]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
X[]Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-[]Dances to music in a provocative or ual manner.
-[]Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-[]Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-[]Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm ", "Woe is me", or "I'm a goth".
-[]Claims to be a goth.

According to this quiz im a goth

[Lunis]

[quote="Vash is a plant"] To respond to what Golden Griff asked: Being goth isn't a bad thing, it's often labled that for sure fact that goths are don't conform to what everyone else says is good. The common populace is generaly disturbed by "goths" because they're different. There are goth Christians out there, one of my closest friends is. Goth is a style, a steryotype as well. It's not at all what that quiz was making it out to be. Hoped that helped. ^ ^]

Okay I get that. Gothic isn't bad within itself. But wouldn't wearing antireligious symbols be wrong for us Christians? So only the antireligious part that some goths do is bad. When I see someone in goth clothing, I feel a little nervous, because some of them do do evil stuff. It's the stereotype that gets to me. But because some of them are bad, should I not be cautious? I know a whole lot of them are nice. But there's always the danger of them not being nice. Also, I think if you dress goth because you want to look mean or evil, that would be a wrong reason. But I know most of you just think it looks cool. Even I want to get a black trenchcoat!! Those are soo cool!

I'm not trying to turn this into a debate. If the admins see this and think I'm turning it into an argument, just warn me, please, and I'll stop. I don't want this thread to be locked to all the people who just want to comment on the funny quiz! ^_^

[Kawaiikneko]

I think you're exactly right Lunis

And yes, black trenchcoats are so cool!

[Lunis]

Oh my gosh! Here's a funny story!

This morning, my dad came to me and said something like, "Could you come here? We have a problem." I'm thinking, "Oh great, I can't possibly think of what I did that was a problem." My dad takes me to my room and opens my closet door. I look in and see two boxes of Count Chocula cereal in there!! ROFL! He kept on joking that I was hiding being a goth.

(If you didn't exactly get what happened, my dad bought some Count Chocula cereal when he came home. He hid it in my closet and pretended that I was hiding it from him.)

He does cool things like that.

I think I'll go eat some of that cereal now.

[Azier the Swordsman]

LOL That's hilarious!

[Kawaiikneko]

Cool dad ^_^

[Yojimbo]

LOL that's awesome.

[haru_bay_nay]

Man, I wish my dad would do stuff like that!!!

Hey, I used to eat Count Chocula cereal when I was like 5. Does that mean I was a chibi goth?!?! I wore little dresses with pink flowers on 'em!!...I'm ashamed to say...

[haru_bay_nay]

Man, I wish my dad would do stuff like that!!!

Hey, I used to eat Count Chocula cereal when I was like 5. Does that mean I was a chibi goth?!?! I wore little dresses with pink flowers on 'em!!...I'm ashamed to say...

[haru_bay_nay]

Man, I wish my dad would do stuff like that!!!

Hey, I used to eat Count Chocula cereal when I was like 5. Does that mean I was a chibi goth?!?! I wore little dresses with pink flowers on 'em!!...I'm ashamed to say...

EDIT: Oops...I screw up everything...my comp booted me, then posted the wrong thing and then the right thing twice!! Sorry, good people.

[Jaltus-bot]

[x]Frequently wears black clothing.
[x]Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
[x]Complains of boredom. [periodically, but I usually eventually find something to do.]
[x]Sleeps too excessively or too little. [I need to go to bed a little earlier.]
[x]Is excessively awake during the night.
[x]Spends large amounts of time alone.
[x]Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. [I'm 20. Mom and Dad aren't always going to be with me.]
[x]Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) [ohh, I have a scrape on my tongue that bleeds when I brush too much there and I end up swallowing bloody saliva.]
[x]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. [uh, yes]
[]Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. [I have a U2 shirt that I like]
[]Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. [Does a silver lobster on a necklace count as odd?]
[] Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. [I do have peirced ears]
[] Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the Anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) [I have periodically, maybe it wasn't the best choice, but still...]
[]Takes drugs. [prescription, mostly and for medical reasons]
[]Drinks alcohol. [at communion]
[]Demands an unusual amount of privacy. [My parents just let me have it. One of the benefits of a trusting, communicative relationship I suppose]
[]Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) [I don't have to ask for alone time]
[]Eats excessively or too little. [sometimes I don't eat enough, like for breakfast on a school day]
[]Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) [Does it have to be TV? There is plenty of corrupt media in the world.]
[]Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. [I don't often play a lot of games, but I have play a moderately violent one from time to time.]

[Heart of Sword]

I got more than five (I stopped counting at five), but I am NOT gothic. I'm an extremely happy-go-lucky, joyful person. Sure, so I'm awake all night, I love darkness, love roleplaying, get bored easily...so what? Kinda weird.


Aaaahhhh...now cereal makes someone gothic...



[]Frequently wears black clothing.
[]Complains of boredom.
[]Sleeps too excessively or too little.
[]Is excessively awake during the night.
[]Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
[]Spends large amounts of time alone.
[]Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) [HoS: HUH??!!!! o_O]
[]Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
[]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

Yeah, I'm those thingies up there, but I am not gothic...

[Angel37]

I can't believe this thing is still going...I've never had a thread this popular...lol...wow...this is so awesome....
-Angel's Last Post

[AsterlonKnight]

According to the rules of the quiz, I must be satanic...-snerk- It's called being a young adult and/or being yourself. And I agree with everyone on the cereal bit. XD

As for "goth" I look at it as more a style than anything else. Some of the Gothic Lolita stuff is pretty nifty. Tone it down a couple notches so it doesn't look so Halloweeney/Scary little child and I'd wear it. Looks old timey.

[Azier the Swordsman]

Haven't seen this thread in a while... but I'm glad it was dug up, it was good for a laugh all over again!

[Belgarath]

Philosophy is a dangerous cult?! What the b** h** was the person who wrote this "test" thinking?!

[shooraijin]

Watch the language, please (post edited).

[Kai Nobuyuki]

[x] Frequently wears black clothing.

[x] Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. (Whatever helps me reach those who are already in it gotta save em somehow)

[x] Is suicidal and/or depressed. (I’m depressed not suicidal)

[x] Complains of boredom. (don’t we all?)

[x] Sleeps too excessively or too little.

[x] Is excessively awake during the night. [what? I can't read at night?]

[x] Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (its not unusual!)

[x] Spends large amounts of time alone.

[x] Requests time alone and quietness. [To be with God not talk to evil spirits!]

[x] Eats excessively or too little. [I'm just not hungry...]

[x] Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. [well I don’t watch mtv or vh1 but I like cable]

[x] Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

[x] Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (I gotta at least try and spread the name of the Lord to them somehow)

But all that don't make me goth...right!? ^__^

[Kisa]

Some of these are to be avoided, but the rest of these are just bogus filler questions .... whoever made this is just trying to make too many riduculous things look bad.....

[Momus]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! SATAN, COUNT CHOCULA, THE CEREAL*runs around till hits head on wall* hmmm, now that I'm better, I think I'll go watch cable.OH GOSH, OH GOSH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! HELP, IT'S EVERYWHERE*conk*

[Kkun]

Put an X next to things that apply to you, a + next to things that sometimes apply to you and a - by the things that don't apply to you at all.

[X]Frequently wears black clothing.
[X]Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
[-]Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
[-]Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
[+] Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
[X, I assume this includes metal as an "anti-social" genre of music?] Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the Anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
[X]Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
[-]Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
[-]Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
[-]Takes drugs.
[-]Drinks alcohol.
[-]Is suicidal and/or depressed.
[-]Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
[+]Complains of boredom.
[X]Sleeps too excessively or too little.
[+]Is excessively awake during the night.
[-]Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
[-]Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
[+]Spends large amounts of time alone.
[X, but not for meditation.]Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
[X...my parents have NO interest in seeing rock bands...]Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
[-]Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
[-]Misbehaves at school.
[-]Misbehaves at home.
[+]Eats excessively or too little.
[XXXXXXX]Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
[-]Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
[X]Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
[X]Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
[X]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
[+ the latter. Headbanging rulz!!!!!]Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
[-]Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
[-]Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
[-]Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
[-]Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "Woe is me", or "I'm a goth".
[-]Claims to be a goth.


Well, I took the quiz and as it turns out, I am so goth. I didn't even realize. I don't even wear all black, it's just like black pants with a colored t-shirt or black shirt with jeans, nor do I claim to be gothic. Whaddya know. God bless these people who made this quiz... I got a good laugh out of it.

[Jasdero]

oooo... I must do this... I'll just put on the stuff that do apply to me.

[X]Frequently wears black clothing.
Uh. It's just a color. I like black, brown, and green. : )
[X]Sleeps too excessively or too little.
I sleep too little. An average of about 4 hours on school days. Believe me, this isn't by choice. I'm stydying and doing homework. But, during the summer, it's because I'm probably gaming or on the computer.
[X]Is excessively awake during the night.
(see above)
[a]Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
Uh... so now I'm a vampire? I dislike the sun when I'm at a theme park (Sea World, Disneyworld, etc.) and it's too hot outside, with the sun blinding me.
[a]Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Privacy... as in, asking for people to not go through my stuff? Yeah, I do. It's because most of the members of my family will go through my things, "borrow" something, and never give it back. So, I've decided to protect my stuff.
[a]Spends large amounts of time alone.
I'm in my room, usually doing my homework and studying, and if I have some spare time, do internety stuff, or play The Sims 2... alone. woooooo
[a]Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
::meditating:: Oh, why hello there.
[a]Eats excessively or too little.
Unless it's something yummy for my tummy, I eat sparingly.
[a]Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
The evil of DirectTV (satellite).
[X]Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
I'm not into violence. I do RP though: Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, etc. Be afraid.
[X]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
I love my compy. ::hug::
[a]Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Philosophy is awesome. As for the others, it's not bad to know about them... it doesn't mean I approve of them.

SO... what's the diagnosis?

[Yojimbo]

Well Sunkao...I'm sorry to inform you of this so brace yourself but you're an average teenager. I know I know, here's a tissue...I'm sorry but there's nothing that can be done.

[Kkun]

We're all doomed.

[Jasdero]

Well Sunkao...I'm sorry to inform you of this so brace yourself but you're an average teenager. I know I know, here's a tissue...I'm sorry but there's nothing that can be done.

V_V All my lifelong pursuits and dreams... crushed. Give me that tissue.

[Kat Walker]

Disclaimer -- satire abounds!

[]Frequently wears black clothing. -- Almost all my wardrobe consists of something black or partially so. Well, somebody save my soul. Oh wait, that's Jesus' job...

[]Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -- Not enough of a fan of anyone to wear their merchandise. Although if I went out and bought a Rebecca St. James shirt, would I be an anarchist?

[]Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish. -- I wear dark red lipstick and eyeliner merely for the fact that I have the proper complexion. Maybe I was *born* evil! *gasp!*

[]Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. -- I try to wear my crosses right-side up, so, you know...my blood-sucking satanic nature isn't glaringly obvious.

[] Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -- Well, my ears are going to hell.

[] Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the Anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -- Marilyn Manson, the anti-Christ? *snort* puh-lease. You'd think that loser would have his hoardes of brainwashed minions taking over the world by now (his fans don't count). I'm so way ahead of him there.

[]Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -- This means you, everyone at CAA.

[]Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -- Excercise will save your soul!

[]Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -- Well, I did read Harry Potter the other day.

[]Takes drugs. -- Yeah, so I'm a Nyquil addict.

[]Drinks alcohol. -- Mmm, sacrifical wine. Church *is* good for something!

[]Is suicidal and/or depressed. -- Because all good Christian kids have perfect lives and perfectly balanced horomones.

[]Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -- I stubbed my toe a few minutes ago. I hope God can forgive me.

[]Complains of boredom. -- Why else would I be replying to this list?

[]Sleeps too excessively or too little. -- It's called anemia.

[]Is excessively awake during the night. -- It's called insomnia. Somebody get this person a physician's desk reference.

[]Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -- I got a sunburn last summer. I hope cursing ultraviolet rays permeating our delicate ozone layer doesn't ruin my walk with God.

[]Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -- I don't want my parents to know about my devil-worshipping underwear changing ritual.

[]Spends large amounts of time alone. -- Because all introverts are completely evil and psycho for not being egomanaical chatterboxes that constantly need hoardes of people hanging onto their every word.

[]Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) -- Again, silly maladjusted quiet people.

[]Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -- Yeah, parents ruin all of the goat-sacrificing fun.

[]Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -- Only satanists do that. not, y'know....regular troublemakers and brats whose parents did a lousy job of raising them.

[]Misbehaves at school. -- ditto.

[]Misbehaves at home. -- ditto again.

[]Eats excessively or too little. -- All satanists are anorexics and/or bulemics, don't you know?

[]Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. -- There are such things as "goth-related foods"??!? I wonder if Lucky Charms are occultic....

[]Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -- There are much easier and more practical ways of "obtainng Satan" than bloodsucking. Like, sinning, for example?

[]Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -- All TV is evil. The Disney channel is after your mind.

[]Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -- Roleplaying....IMAGINATION IS THE DEVIL!!!1!

[]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -- Well, I must be the next Anton laVey.

[]Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -- When they start banging their heads against the wall, you know it's getting serious.

[]Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -- I knew it! Britney Spears *IS* The anti-Christ!

[]Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -- How relevant.

[]Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. -- Yep, last I heard, the Dhali lama was going "punk" to gain hip new recruits.

[]Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "Woe is me", or "I'm a goth". -- Someone ought to pitch those phrases to Hot Topic.

[]Claims to be a goth. -- christiangoth.com would so agree with you there.

[Yojimbo]

Yeah Some Girl sorry it's all over for you.

[Fireproof]

[+]Frequently wears black clothing. (I have a few black shirts I like.)
[-]Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. (I'd wear a P.O.D. or TFK shirt if I had one.)
[-]Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
[-]Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
[-] Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
[x] Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the Anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) (Christian Metal, anyone?)
[x]Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (Hey. I act eccentrically.)
[-]Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (Proverbs=Fun to read. Chruch=Youth Fellowship adn Confirmation. ^^ Sports=Lots of Biking. Praying=Without ceasing.)
[-]Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
[-]Takes drugs.
[-]Drinks alcohol.
[-]Is suicidal and/or depressed.
[-]Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) (I used to hit my head on thigns when I got upset with myself. It got pretty bad. But it's done now. I'm better!)
[x]Complains of boredom. (I'm an average person. Ooh! I'm 20% closer to being a goth.)
[x]Sleeps too excessively or too little. (I've never slept particularly well. So that makes me a goth, huh?)
[x]Is excessively awake during the night. (See above.)
[-]Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) (I shut light off and open windows. Yellowy light=yuxx0rz.)
[+]Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (Being an average person is driving me to darkenss!)
[+]Spends large amounts of time alone. (No duh. I'm a teen. I have more time to myself.)
[+]Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) (No, I think it's that I can get some peace and quiet.)
[x]Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (Yeah. My mom has to be with me wherever I go. After all, I'm only 14. )
[-]Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. (I wouldn't say that I disregard them, but I do misbehave sometimes. Doesn't everyone?)
[+]Misbehaves at school.
[+]Misbehaves at home.
[+]Eats excessively or too little. (Meh. Sometimes my growing body needs more food, toehr times I'm just not hungry.)
[-]Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
[-]Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) (Or, it could be to keep blood from pooling in cuts and getting all over things.)
[x]Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) (Educational programs do sometimes involve some of the darker sides of humanity, but other than that, Spongebob, Digimon and Inuyasha are leading me into the dark!)
[x]Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (RPG=Fun Violence=Involved most often.)
[x]Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
[-]Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
[-]Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
[-]Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
[-]Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (One nit-pick, philosophy is the love of wisom through intellictual pursuits. Hardly a cult.)
[-]Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "Woe is me", or "I'm a goth".
[-]Claims to be a goth. (Wow. One of the few meaningful things on this test! )

Wow. If the x's are one point, and the +'s are one half point, I got 12 and a half. I must be an uber-Goth! This test was made by fanatics.