Tragically Comic

[Zilch]

Scene 5
Youth Group(also, The Trouble With Girls)

(Zilch walks into youth group at his church. He is immediately approached by three angry girls, Angela, Jordain, and Cyndil.)

Zilch: Okay, what did I do this ti-
Angela: Shut up.
Zilch: Okay...
Jordain: Okay, we heard what you said to Jon about what he said to Brady about what he said to Jess about what she said to Adam about what you said to Ashley!
Zilch: Wha...?
Cyndil: That's nothing compared to what you said to Heather about what she said to Josh about what he said to Jordain about what you said to Ash!
Zilch: Wait a sec, all I said was...
Cyndil: Don't you realize the damage you've done by saying such things?
Jordain: Don't you realize the hurt you've caused?
Angela: Don't you realize how confusing this is?
Zilch: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!
Jordian: What?
Zilch: Can I talk?

(The girls have a huddle, and come out nodding.)

Jordain: You have 30 seconds.
Zilch: All I said was that Ashley looked nice on Sunday.

(All three girls gasp.)

Angela: Oh...my...GOSHYoudidnotSAYthat!
Jordain: Don't you realize what you did?
Zilch: No...
Cyndil: You complemented Ashley...
Jordain: ...which made Hailey feel bad...
Angela: ...which made Hailey vent to Jessie...
Cyndil: ...Jessie got depressed...
Jordain: ...and Josh got mad...
Angela: ...he went to Ash...
Cyndil: ...William got mad, because he likes Ashley...
Jordain: ...and spread a rumor that Ashley was gaining weight...
Angela: ...so in a round-about way...
All three: YOU CALLED HER FAT!!!

(They flounce away, leaving Zilch in utter confusion.)

[CobaltAngel]

Ah, I hate girls like that. >.>

[kirakira]

*lol* That brings about unpleasant memories..>.> *LOL!* Write more soon, k?

[Raiden no Kishi]

Here, The Zilch, have a trophy!

::gives The Zilch a trophy::

Rai

[Macross]

ok, I don´t really know and don´t have nothng to say about all of that...