Corrupted wish game

[black & white angel]

Granted, but the first time you go for a drive it breaks down

I wish for a pegasus

[Kilvakar]

Granted, but it's too old and tired to fly or even be ridden, and most of it's feathers have fallen out.

I wish I was a Dragon Slayer in Fairy Tail.

[black & white angel]

Granted, but dragons are now extinct.

I wish I could go to London

[Crossfire]

Granted, but you're confined to the east part of the city.

I wish plane tickets weren't so expensive.

[Kilvakar]

Granted, but planes have no seats or bathrooms now.

I wish I could go without sleep indefinitely.

[black & white angel]

Granted,but you go completely insane because of sleep deprivation

I wish for the power of invisibility.

[Hikaru]

Granted. But people forget you exist. I wish netflix had more good movies.

[Will]

Granted. Now all the movies on netflix are terrible and you can't get them out of your head. I wish I had a new tablet.

[FourFourSeven]

Granted. You get an iPad. In fact, you get next decade's version, that can do *everything.* ........Including forcing you to take out THREE house mortgages in order to pay for it!

I wish I had a gigantic, strawberry-chocolate sundae right now.

[Dante]

Granted! Here ya go!

That was easy. After all, we had a lot of left over strawberry ice cream last week after the freezer went. Man that freezer was a mess, as most of the stuff leaked out of the cartons and yuck. But we made sure to collect it in a waste basket so we could refreeze it for you. We also had a batch of chocolate chip cookies that we'd normally have to throw away because the manager found one dead rat in the batch. Wimp - just make sure to pull out the rat droppings from the chocolate chips and you should be good to go!

I wish to be happy with this wish, no matter how it turns out.

[Peanut]

Granted, you are happy to be incredibly sad that you wasted your wish. These conflicting feelings confuse you greatly and you spend the rest of your life pondering them on the top of a mountain.

I wish I hadn't beaten Typing of the Dead so quickly.

[goldenspines]

Granted, but now you will type every word incorrectly for the rest of your life. I'm so sorry.


I wish I could draw better.

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but you can no longer read or understand English or Japanese.

I wish I could live around the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

[Kilvakar]

Granted, but you live AROUND the Big Rock Candy Mountains, but are never allowed to set foot there.

I wish I could learn anything I wanted (languages, instruments, martial arts, etc...) instantly.

[FourFourSeven]

Granted. You only learn how to do everything the wrong way, though.

I wish Mattias Nilsson could make an explosive appearance in every anime.

[twistedfairytale45]

Granted, but his appearances are so explosive he has now ruined every anime in existance.

I wish Sloth, Lust, and Gluttony would all die(but not Envy)

[Kilvakar]

Granted, but because Envy survived, Ed and Al and all their friends' struggles are fruitless and the entire kingdom gets turned into a philosopher's stone.

I wish I was the King of America.

[twistedfairytale45]

Granted... but because you gained so much power, the other countries feared what you might do and it became the start of the forbidden World War 3.

I wish I had an awesome home up in the mountains were I could be alone and write stories and draw awesome pictures.

[emmatheveritas]

Granted, but you've got crazy bears eating your paper every night while you sleep.
I wish my fat sixteen pound cat Joe would stop sleeping on my crossed legs...

[Kilvakar]

Granted, but now he sleeps on your face while you're sleeping, and you wake up with cat hair in your mouth every day.

I wish for world peace.

[Dante]

Granted. *Launches the entire planetary arsenal of intercontinental ballistic missiles at all possible population centers, water supplies and key sources of food*. Everyone dies. It's very peaceful indeed.

I wish for the bad consequences of this wish to fall upon the person granting it instead of me.

[twistedfairytale45]

granted... but now the effects have destroyed my brains so much that I became the most dangerous murderer ever and killed everyone

I wish I was in Hyrule

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, you're Ganandorf. Good luck with that.

I wish for potatoes.

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but they are absolutely smothered in sour cream.

I wish for six pack abs! Hyaaaaaaaaah!

[emmatheveritas]

Granted, but they're the creepy bulging ones that make you look like you have crazy steroids addiction! (Shudders violently in horror)

I wish everyone would stop being so obnoxiously obsessed with that mediocre movie that begins with an "F". (R-O-Z-E-N)

[AnaniAnime]

Granted, but the songs will replay over and over again inside your brain non-stop for the rest of your life, driving you insane.

I wish I could be lazy without consequence. (I am a very lazy person)

[Kilvakar]

Granted, you are the last person on earth, so you won't have to worry about the consequences of being lazy.

I wish for unlimited wishes!

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but they're all corrupted. (how did you not see that coming?)

I wish I wasn't on midnight shift.

[Kilvakar]

Granted, you don't have a job at all

I wish people weren't afraid of snakes.

[twistedfairytale45]

Granted, people are snakes. Now people aren't afraid of snakes... snakes are afraid of snakes. >:D

I wish I was a Sheikah in the world of Hyrule(at least I won't be Ganondorf XD)