Corrupted wish game

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, you are now a fish. You can kiss dry land goodbye.

I wish my cold sore would go away.

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but you now have eight boils on your back.

I wish I understood technology better.

[TheAlbinoMoose]

Granted, but you now have no social skills whatsoever. xD

I wish I could shape-shift.

[Peanut]

Granted you can shape shift. In fact you could always shape shift simply by moving. Now go shapeshift into a ball and be a ball.

I wish you could tell everybody how I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man. Yes I am yes I am yes I am.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but no one knows what I'm talking about and they all think I'm insane. In fact, I get locked up and no one believes anything I say, so your reputation is marred by being associated with a crazy person who lives in an insane asylum.

I wish everything I touched was instantly made right.

[emmatheveritas]

Oooohhh, I get to mess with YOU Claec...
Your wish is granted, it just means that everything you touch will be made right onlynif it was facing left originally...furururu.
I wish I were Lord Fawful and that I killed that idiotic fink rat plumber, Mario.

[Peanut]

Granted, you gun down an Italian plumber named Mario in front of his family and children. You are sentenced to death for committing such a heinous crime.

I wish I had actually had the time to pull of my April Fool's joke this year...it would have been grand.

[emmatheveritas]

Granted: you had time to pull it off but it failed intensely, to your bitter chagrin.
Peanut, Imma gonna have the eating of that wish grantingness of the one who is you.
Fine. I wish I escaped the trial for death with my newly improved Vaccuum Helmet, laughed at Mario's pathetic avengers, and revived my deceased Mistress, Cackletta, for help.

[Peanut]

Granted you escape and revive Cackletta but she leaves you for Luigi and your Vaccuum Helmet breaks too.

I wish I had something to watch right now.

[Jingo Jaden]

Granted, you'd get to watch your entire family cut down by the mongol horde.

I wish the walking dead 'film series' was more decent.

[emmatheveritas]

Granted, but your television dies and your comouter breaks so you cannot watch the movies on your television or Youtube. Fururururu!

I wish everybody knew that Fawful is a child genius and only about ten, while Cackletta is his teacher and an old woman who's like a mother figure to him, so I wish that she didn't leave me for Luigi.

[Peanut]

Granted, but adding the age ten to your description of Fawful and old woman to Cackletta does not outweigh your use of the word mistress. So the situation only becomes more awkward.

I wish Luigi would become the definition of what it means to be a man.

[TheAlbinoMoose]

Granted, but Bowser becomes the new impossible standard for women.

I wish I had a minion from Despicable Me.

[Nate]

Granted, but since I've never seen that movie it doesn't act like they do in it.

I wish there were more rap/anime mashups.

[TheAlbinoMoose]

Granted, but they're all on a single disk in a thrift shop in the Ukraine.

I wish I owned a bookstore

[IPv4]

Granted but it only contain childrens books.

I wish for 5,000,000,000 dollars.

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, it's all counterfeit and you go to jail.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[black & white angel]

Granted, you're at home sick with the flu. I wish for a huge box of free manga

[Kilvakar]

Granted, but the reason it's free is because it's all been colored over by 2 year-olds with crayons.

I wish I was a Soul Reaper Captain.

[Mullet Death]

Granted, but your Zankpakuto's Shikai is used for putting sprinkles on ice cream and has no usefull battle purpose. Its Bankai adds your choice of M&Ms, Reese's Piece's, or Oreos.

I wish Linux had better gaming capabilities already.

[Peanut]

Granted, you can now play three more games then you used to be able too which still leaves Linux below Mac in terms of gaming capabilities.

I wish for a nation filled with solar roadways.

[TheAlbinoMoose]

Granted, but you don't live there.

I wish I had a pool.

[black & white angel]

Granted,but it's a 2 foot deep kitty pool.

I wish I could waterbend

[TheAlbinoMoose]

Granted, but the fire nation attack will leave your city in ruins.

I wish I lived in Narnia.

[black & white angel]

Granted, you now live in a type of leaf-footed-insect .( google it )

I wish I had a clone.

[FourFourSeven]

Granted, except it turns out to be your *evil* clone who proceeds to enslave you.

I wish it was snowing right now.

[Kilvakar]

Granted, but it's a terrible blizzard and you're stuck in traffic.

I wish I was Superman!

[IPv4]

Granted, but it's a terrible blizzard and you're stuck in traffic.

I wish I was Superman!

Granted, but everything except kryptonite is your type of kryptonite.

I wish I lived in Japan..

[TheAlbinoMoose]

Granted, but you are in Hiroshima in 1945.

I wish I could speak Italian.

[Kilvakar]

Granted, but you forget your native language and are unable to communicate with everyone you know.

I wish for a brand new car.