Corrupted wish game

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but now the panda's trying to eat you!

I wish there was more time in a day for all the nothing I wanna do.

[AdriTan]

Granted. You can do plenty nothing if you don't exist. O.O Oh no!!!!

I wish syphon existed again!

[syphon]

Granted i exists agian, although i have regained my existence i have no idea how i lost existence therefore i lose my memory!

I wish knew what was going on where i am?

[AdriTan]

Granted, but no one can see or hear you. 3:

I wish Panda wasn't trying to eat me!

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but now you have an insatiable craving for panda meat.

I wish there was more common sense in the world today.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but everything is boring.

I wish Adri and I would stop trying to eat eachother

[Ally-Ann]

Granted, but now I'm trying to eat the both of you. Omnomnom.

I wish for a pair of sparkly wings~!

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted but they end up on a barbie doll

I wish all my wishes came true

[syphon]

Granted, but you recieve a very corrupted wish

I wish i could be immune to all sicknesses

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but now you have to always take care of sick people.

I wish i could worry less

[syphon]

Granted, but now you have no care in the world, and you become a heartless

I wish we could revert panda back frome being a heartless

[SilverToast]

Granted but Panda gets her own nobody that tries to hurt her.

I wish for free food.

[Shilohan ninja]

Granted, but you now have diabetes.

I wish I didn't have to pay for anything important.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted you're now a politician and make everyone else pay for things you think are important and people's opinion of you goes down.

I wish shilohan wasn't a politician

[syphon]

Granted, but now he is a chef

I wish shilohan would cook for all of us

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but he's not a very good cook

I wish i had some lo mein

[syphon]

Granted, but its not fresh

I wish i had some sushi

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but its made from poisonous fish

I wish fish wasn't poisoned

[syphon]

Granted, but now cows are

I wish i could drive right now

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but you can only drive a smart car.

I wish people wouldn't complain.

[AdriTan]

Granted, now they are dead O.O

I wish we were all alive!!!!!!

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted now we are all zombies searching for brains, but since zombies don't have any, we all die anyways

I wish we weren't zombies

[Kaligraphic]

Granted, the reanimation failed for almost everybody, so you're the only zombie on a completely dead planet. Sadly, even dead, you now know the true pain of being completely, utterly alone. Forever.

I wish that everybody hadn't died.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but you die

I wish no one died

[Crossfire]

Granted, but the world is soon consumed by the fires of war. As a result of nuclear conflict, the Earth is rendered uninhabitable to any but our morally-deprived race. Humanity as it once were, is no more.

I wish that Vanilla Coke made a return to Canada.

Granted, but you can only drive a smart car.

Oy, what do you have against the Fortwo?

[ClaecElric4God]

Granted, but shortly thereafter it is banned in Alberta; more specifically the capital of Alberta. Oh, well - at least the rest of Canada can enjoy it. Those poor Albertans...

I wish smart cars were banned in Alberta.

[Panda4christ:3]

Oy, what do you have against the Fortwo?

I've just never really much cared for them...But maybe it's just me.

anyways, granted, but now everyone can only ride tricycles.

I wish cats would stop attacking my legs.

[QtheQreater]

Granted, they become lawyers instead, deciding to sue you for not providing them with enough attention and catnip when they were younger.

I wish the lawyer cats would start prosecuting hate-crimes against zombies.

[AdriTan]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, you are a zombie.

I wish I had chocolate.

[Oddood198]

Granted, it's white chocolate.


I wish level grinding in MMO's wasn't so mind-numbingly boring.