Corrupted wish game

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted now they are non-stop during the day and they are twice as loud.

I wish I was the way I used to be

[QtheQreater]

Granted. You are now a wee baby. Have fun relearning all of those motor skills!

I wish my stomach would settle down.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, your just started having a migraine.

I wish i had something to wish for.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but you wish for something that you don't want or need

I wish I could go horseback riding

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but your horse is wild.

I wish i wasn't in such a bad mood today...

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted you are in such an extremely good mood that you get arrested for suspicion of drug use

i wish I had night vision

[SilverToast]

granted but now you can't see moving vehicles.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of internets.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but you don't have the password to the internet so its pointless

I wish it would snow a little

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, you are now buried in snow.

I wish i wasn't so bad at school

[SilverToast]

Granted but but now you're so good that the former valedictorian and the former salutatorian of your class hunt after you in jealous rage.

I wish someone would save Panda from those competitive academic kids.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted now Panda is being hunted by competitive athletic kids

I wish I had some more chocolate

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but you left it in your pocket too long. Laundry time!

I wish the ocean were closer.

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, your house is now flooded.

I wish i was good at drawing

[Pika-chan]

granted, but you can only draw cowboys riding rainbow polka dot horses.

I wish i didn't have to do chores.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but you have extra homework as well as a job

I wish I could sleep through the night

[Pika-chan]

Granted, but you always sleep late, and are fired from every job you get for the rest of your life until no one will hire you anymore and you become a sleepy hobo.

I wish I could undo my last wish...

[DecooPunk]

granted but all that happens is the effects of your old wish stay AND you have chores again.

I wish all the villians in Batman would become heros, and all the heros would become villians.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but the villians still commit crimes

I wish I had some hot cocoa

[rocklobster]

Granted, but it was made improperly. The mix and water were heated at the same time.
I wish Spider-man hadn't died.

[SilverToast]

Granted but he is reborn as new millenium Spiderman who is more overpowered than Superman and tells the worst corny jokes from ancient times.

I wish that Gadget Hackwrench was in Kingdom Hearts.

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted but she doesn't do anything

I wish I had a giant robot

[Meira]

Granted but you have to put it together yourself and there are like 9,000 parts and no instructions

i wish to live in the world of my favorite anime (Ouran High School Host Club)

[QtheQreater]

Granted. You live on earth, but since you didn't specify where, I have generously placed you in Ouran school clothes...in Antarctica.

I wish that eating cookies didn't make me sick.

[SilverToast]

Granted but the more cookies you the closer you get to turning into godzilla cookie monster.

I wish I had all the weaknesses of every superhero ever created. I want a challenge.

[Pika-chan]

granted, but now all those superheroes have no weaknesses, so the power goes to their head and they all kill you using your new weaknesses against you.

I wish I could go to the library right now.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but its closed by the time you get there and it won't reopen for a month

I wish I could get more hours at work

[QtheQreater]

Granted, but that's because someone accidentally locks you in the bathroom overnight every now and then.

I wish the dog was trustworthy off of the leash.

[Cleanedbyblood]

Granted but it only happens on thursdays after 10pm and when someone else is walking the dog

I wish I had extra time to clean

[Panda4christ:3]

Granted, but you never have time for anything else.

I wish i could find a church i actually like going to.

[Cleanedbyblood]

granted but the sermon is delivered in Thai

I wish I could speak another language