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Postby sarahjoy78 » Sun Oct 21, 2012 6:05 pm

Because they sink.

Why do some people chose to be stupid?
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Postby Banana Lobster » Sun Oct 21, 2012 6:18 pm

Because they see everyone else doing it, and want to be in on the fun.

Why are bananas so funny?
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Postby anlptgtsg » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:01 pm

Because they wear pajamas.
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Postby AdriTan » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:13 pm

The sun is burning to death, and the sea is in love with the shore!

Why do I have to wear glasses?
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Postby HetalianKatana4 » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:27 pm

You don't have to, but you wisely do because there is some awesomeness through the lenses that people with perfect vision can't see.

Should I get two dwarf hamsters and if so, what should I name them?
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Postby SierraLea » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:53 pm

Tiny and Tinier.
What should the dog be for Halloween?
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Postby eightluvver888 » Tue Oct 23, 2012 1:55 pm

A cat.

Where is Carmen Sandiego?
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Postby raider~joseph » Tue Oct 23, 2012 2:25 pm

Marrying Waldo. Try asking where the wedding is...hey wait a sec...

Where IS the wedding?
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Postby Wolfsong » Tue Oct 23, 2012 6:20 pm

In the jail, where we finally threw her after finally capturing her. Thing is...

Where is the jail?
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Postby raider~joseph » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:21 pm

The Restaurant at The End of the Universe.

What is the deal with airline food?
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Postby sarahjoy78 » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:24 pm

Its WAAAAY to HIGH in priceee!!!!!!!!

Where, oh where, has my little dog gone????
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Tue Oct 23, 2012 7:55 pm

He's trying his paw at hearding cats.

What if calculaters could devide by zero but only when the number 42 was involved?
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Postby SilverToast » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:05 pm

Then calculators have become the new weapons of mass destruction.

What if there was an ugly barnacle?
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Postby Wolfsong » Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:06 pm

then there's an ugly mollusk.

Where does the blue whale go in the winter?
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"Turn thee unto me, and have mercy upon me; for I am desolate and afflicted.
The troubles of my heart are enlarged: O bring thou me out of my distresses.
Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
O keep my soul, and deliver me: let me not be ashamed; for I put my trust in thee.
Let integrity and uprightness preserve me; for I wait on thee.
Redeem Israel, O God, out of all his troubles." Psalm 25: 16-22


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Postby AdriTan » Tue Oct 23, 2012 11:16 pm

Wherever he wants.

Why am I sleepy?
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Postby HetalianKatana4 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:50 am

Thanksgiving has come earlier than expected. Did you have some turkey recently?

What if a square was the only shape that rolled?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Wed Oct 24, 2012 5:59 am

Then the circle would have won teacher of the year.

If a shadow keeps light from hitting an object then technically couldn't a shadow have negative weight by preeventing light from bearing down on something else?
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Postby rocklobster » Wed Oct 24, 2012 6:11 am

No, it has weight. It's a Vashta Nerada. :evil:
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Postby SierraLea » Wed Oct 24, 2012 4:34 pm

Because they're written by a higher being (Gabriel was an angel)so no one understands where they're going.
Why does Justin Beiber, a guy, have his own nail polish brand?
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Postby eightluvver888 » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:35 pm

Because the perfume simply enough.

Is Justin Beiber actually a guy?
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Postby AdriTan » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:42 pm

Do you really want me to answer that?

Why can't we throw water bottles at Justin Beiber?
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Postby QtheQreater » Wed Oct 24, 2012 7:44 pm

His hair is actually a missile, laser beam, and water bottle defense system.

Why doesn't Jackie Chan take over the world?
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Postby AdriTan » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:27 am

It would defeat the purpose seeing as it would be so awesome it'd make our minds spontaneously combust.

Who's to say I can't eat bacon right this second?
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Postby SierraLea » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:15 am

Maka Albarn. Don't ask why, she just does.
Why am I stuck at the library for two hours?
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:23 am

cause 1 hour just wasn't long enough.

if an operating system suffers from BSOD and when you boot normally you have a black screen with curcor where do you draw your hope from?
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Postby SilverToast » Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:17 pm

You draw hope from the chance that you can nuclear reformat the hard drive by dividing the number of electrons in silicon by zero.

How would time travel work?
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Postby Crossfire » Thu Oct 25, 2012 3:25 pm

By traveling to a different time.

Why is the sky blue?
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Postby Wolfsong » Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:36 pm

Because it was imagined that way.

Why does the setting sun get so big and bright?
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Look upon mine affliction and my pain; and forgive all my sins.
Consider mine enemies; for they are many; and they hate me with cruel hatred.
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Postby Panda4christ:3 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:34 pm

Because somewhere out there a child is playing hop scotch

Why is there no manga at my library?
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Postby Nate » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:38 pm

Your library is run by white supremacists.

Where are my pants?
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