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Gumby robbed a convenience store

Postby rocklobster » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:08 am

Criminals...they can be so stupid sometimes. I've heard stories about criminals leaving their wallets at the scene of the crime and then calling back to get it. I've heard about drug dealers calling 911 so the police could help them push drugs. I've heard criminals leave footprints in the snow, giving cops a convenient trail to follow. But this?
Don't you just love dumb criminals? What's next? A dude in a Barney costume robbing a 7-11? I probably should shut up before someone reads this and gets an idea, huh?
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Postby DrWhoof » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:11 am

Haha, brilliant! XD
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Postby Yuki-Anne » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:30 am

Wow. I'm with the store clerk: Is that a robbery or a prank? The world may never know.
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:50 am

Rocklobster, that is awesome! I've just posted it on my FaceBook. I wonder where Pokey was in all this? :)
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Postby raider~joseph » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:35 am

I can't help but feel like humanity is doomed reading this.
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Postby Diamond Dragon » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:57 am

Some people are just plain weird.
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Postby seaglass27 » Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:45 pm

That's nothing compared to the guy who tried to rob a gun store at knife point. True story.
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Postby TheMewster » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:25 pm

Wow. Just wow. Who is Gumby anyway?
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Postby seaglass27 » Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:30 pm

Wow. Just wow. Who is Gumby anyway?


Gumby is a clay-mation character from an old TV show named after him.
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:55 pm

Wow. Just wow. How is it that you don't know who Gumby is?
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Postby TheMewster » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:59 pm

Well, I'm youngerthan you guys. Don't worry, I'm of the legal age to use this site, though. Im not telling y age for safety, privacy, and mom reasons.
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Postby Nate » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:54 pm

Gumby is kind of a jerk.

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Postby Winry » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:09 pm

He was once a little green ball of clay.... Gumby!
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Postby aliveinHim » Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:57 am

I love Gumby. I wish he robbed my house so I could squish him :).
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:57 pm

Mewster, here, click this
[quote]Gumby is kind of a jerk.[/url]
Yeah, I guess anyone portrayed by Eddie Murphy would be a jerk.
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