When I first arrived on CAA, I started up a joke thread where people could post their favorite jokes. To celebrate the tenth anniversary, I've decided to bring it back. So, here we go! Here's our first joke:
How many Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least 20 episodes to do it.
The Joke Thread Returns!
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--Jeremiah 1:5
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--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
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I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
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rocklobster wrote:How many Saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least 20 episodes to do it.
Ahahahaha!!! That probably made me laugh more than it should have! But it's so true!
EDIT: Okay, I got one!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
... to prove to the armadillo that it was possible!
[SIZE="2"]We've all got wounds, we've all got scars
Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it's hard
Don't give up hope, don't give up hope
'Cause He's got those wounds, and He's got those scars
And with His blood He heals our hearts
He is our hope, He is our hope!
~Don't Give Up the Fight by Revive[/SIZE]
Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it's hard
Don't give up hope, don't give up hope
'Cause He's got those wounds, and He's got those scars
And with His blood He heals our hearts
He is our hope, He is our hope!
~Don't Give Up the Fight by Revive[/SIZE]
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Rylynn4869 - Posts: 104
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has lame joke:
string: Are you a cord?
Rope: No... I'm a frayed knot (afraid not)
string: Are you a cord?
Rope: No... I'm a frayed knot (afraid not)
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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OK, here's a long one:
A man got a cruise in a contest. The cruise was captained by a man who looked like a pirate--a hook for a hand, a pegleg, even an eyepatch. One day curiosity got the better of him, and he asked the captain about the injuries.
The captain said: "Arr! The pegleg I got from when an alligator bit me leg."
"What about the hook?" the man asked.
"Arr! Got that when a shark bit me hand." said the captain.
"And the eye?"
"Arr! Got that when a bird pooped in it."
"What?" the man asked, confused.
"It was the first day with me hook!" the captain replied.
A man got a cruise in a contest. The cruise was captained by a man who looked like a pirate--a hook for a hand, a pegleg, even an eyepatch. One day curiosity got the better of him, and he asked the captain about the injuries.
The captain said: "Arr! The pegleg I got from when an alligator bit me leg."
"What about the hook?" the man asked.
"Arr! Got that when a shark bit me hand." said the captain.
"And the eye?"
"Arr! Got that when a bird pooped in it."
"What?" the man asked, confused.
"It was the first day with me hook!" the captain replied.
"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you. I appointed you to be a prophet of all nations."
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007205508246<--Facebook
I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
--Jeremiah 1:5
Hit me up on social media!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007205508246<--Facebook
I'm also on Amino as Radical Edward, and on Reddit as Rocklobster as well.
click here for my playlist!
my last fm profile!
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rocklobster - Posts: 8903
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Two guys walk into a bar
OUCH
OUCH
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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Furen (post: 1495801) wrote:Two guys walk into a bar
[s]OUCH[/s]
*THUNK!*
Fixed, or "you'd think one of them would have seen it", or ...
A priest, a rabbi, and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this some kind of joke?"
A mushroom walks into a bar. The barkeep says "we don't serve your kind here"
And the mushroom says "what? I'm a fungi!"
more later.
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"DaughterOfZion 06:19 - forget love, fudge conquers all. xD"
"Written assignments are never finished, only due." -me
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"DaughterOfZion 06:19 - forget love, fudge conquers all. xD"
"Written assignments are never finished, only due." -me
-Speak not unless you can improve the silence.-
MOES: Members Observing Efficient Sigs
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MomentOfInertia - Posts: 1316
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I was wondering where the basketball was. But then it hit me.
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”-Oscar Wilde
“Books change us. Books save us. I know this because it happened to me.”Elif Shafak
"Don't stop unbelieving, never give into your unfeelings"-Mabel Pines, Gravity Falls
“Books change us. Books save us. I know this because it happened to me.”Elif Shafak
"Don't stop unbelieving, never give into your unfeelings"-Mabel Pines, Gravity Falls
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SincerelyAnomymous - Posts: 694
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Ferb (post: 1495814) wrote:I was wondering where the basketball was. But then it hit me.
WIN. XD
(Pic made by Bio! <3)
DiamondDragon - the Sky pokemon
Ruling the skies on its thick wings, this Pokemon is feared by all flying beasts. Its twinkling wings change in the sunlight. Some people believe that this pokemon actually has diamonds that grow on its skin. Despite its intimidating size, it is an extremely friendly ally and a very dangerous enemy.
@)}~`,~
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Diamond Dragon - Posts: 101
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”-Oscar Wilde
“Books change us. Books save us. I know this because it happened to me.”Elif Shafak
"Don't stop unbelieving, never give into your unfeelings"-Mabel Pines, Gravity Falls
“Books change us. Books save us. I know this because it happened to me.”Elif Shafak
"Don't stop unbelieving, never give into your unfeelings"-Mabel Pines, Gravity Falls
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I had a cloak of invisibility, but now I can't find it.
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"DaughterOfZion 06:19 - forget love, fudge conquers all. xD"
"Written assignments are never finished, only due." -me
-Speak not unless you can improve the silence.-
MOES: Members Observing Efficient Sigs
"DaughterOfZion 06:19 - forget love, fudge conquers all. xD"
"Written assignments are never finished, only due." -me
-Speak not unless you can improve the silence.-
MOES: Members Observing Efficient Sigs
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MomentOfInertia - Posts: 1316
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I wondered where the boomerang was, but then it came back to me.
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”-Oscar Wilde
“Books change us. Books save us. I know this because it happened to me.”Elif Shafak
"Don't stop unbelieving, never give into your unfeelings"-Mabel Pines, Gravity Falls
“Books change us. Books save us. I know this because it happened to me.”Elif Shafak
"Don't stop unbelieving, never give into your unfeelings"-Mabel Pines, Gravity Falls
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SincerelyAnomymous - Posts: 694
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Best knock-knock joke ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8
[SIZE="2"]We've all got wounds, we've all got scars
Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it's hard
Don't give up hope, don't give up hope
'Cause He's got those wounds, and He's got those scars
And with His blood He heals our hearts
He is our hope, He is our hope!
~Don't Give Up the Fight by Revive[/SIZE]
Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it's hard
Don't give up hope, don't give up hope
'Cause He's got those wounds, and He's got those scars
And with His blood He heals our hearts
He is our hope, He is our hope!
~Don't Give Up the Fight by Revive[/SIZE]
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Rylynn4869 - Posts: 104
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Rylynn4869 (post: 1495857) wrote:Best knock-knock joke ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8
Subbed
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger... than it hit me (I know similar to Ferbs)
if you throw a piano down a mineshaft, I'll show you A flat minor (miner)
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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Gotz a lame joke:
A mom is washing her little boy. He says, "Help! My Mommy's murdering me to death!"
A mom is washing her little boy. He says, "Help! My Mommy's murdering me to death!"
(Pic made by Bio! <3)
DiamondDragon - the Sky pokemon
Ruling the skies on its thick wings, this Pokemon is feared by all flying beasts. Its twinkling wings change in the sunlight. Some people believe that this pokemon actually has diamonds that grow on its skin. Despite its intimidating size, it is an extremely friendly ally and a very dangerous enemy.
@)}~`,~
Carry This Rose In Your Sig, As Thanks, To All The CAA Moderators.
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[quote="From article"]Possible transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.
Americans: “]
EDIT: Got the quote box working. Yay.
Americans: “]
EDIT: Got the quote box working. Yay.
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[font="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="4"][color="RoyalBlue"]I ran into Hinata Hyuga the other day. I asked her, "It's really hot out here today, isn't it?" she said "Ano, right?" (I Know, Right?)
What kind of car would Alphonse Elric drive? A Nii-san.
What do Edward Elric and a bowl of New Orleans Gumbo have in common? Shrimp.[/color][/SIZE][/font]
What kind of car would Alphonse Elric drive? A Nii-san.
What do Edward Elric and a bowl of New Orleans Gumbo have in common? Shrimp.[/color][/SIZE][/font]
Joshua: Hebrew -The LORD is Salvation
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Those were clever, but the first two might actually require an explanation to those who aren't familiar with Japanese.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.
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Hiryu - Posts: 457
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So duck walked into a bar and then was quickly shooed out for animals are not allowed in food establishments.
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sailorsaturn - Posts: 53
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A friend of mine tried to tell this joke while sitting in between me and my brother. We are both blondes. Kiiind of not the best place to tell a blonde joke...
But I'll tell it anyways.
A blonde is ordering pizza and the pizza guy asks if she'd like the pizza cut into 8 or 16 slices. She replies, "8, please. I couldn't eat 16!"
But I'll tell it anyways.
A blonde is ordering pizza and the pizza guy asks if she'd like the pizza cut into 8 or 16 slices. She replies, "8, please. I couldn't eat 16!"
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[color="Cyan"]"Have you ever gotten the urge to do something crazy... and AWESOME!?" -Demyx[/color]
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Asuka Neko - Posts: 114
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Got this from a text message from my friend:
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, more than anything in this world.
After the surgery, the girl woke up, only to find her father near her bedside.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What?! *starts crying*
Father: Nah, just kidding! He's in the bathroom.
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, more than anything in this world.
After the surgery, the girl woke up, only to find her father near her bedside.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don't know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What?! *starts crying*
Father: Nah, just kidding! He's in the bathroom.
Whatever the season in life, the RIGHT attitude makes all the difference.
"I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the LORD, which made heaven and earth."
Psalm 121:1-2
"Though our paths may have diverged, you must continue to live out your life with all your might; you must never consider your own life to be something insignificant, and you must never forget about the friends whom you loved for as long as you live."
The Third Rule of Fairy Tail
"Mistakes are not shackles that halt one from stepping forward. Rather, they are that which sustain and grow one's heart.
Mavis Vermilion, Fairy Tail
When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.
Avatar Aang, The Legend of Korra
"I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the LORD, which made heaven and earth."
Psalm 121:1-2
"Though our paths may have diverged, you must continue to live out your life with all your might; you must never consider your own life to be something insignificant, and you must never forget about the friends whom you loved for as long as you live."
The Third Rule of Fairy Tail
"Mistakes are not shackles that halt one from stepping forward. Rather, they are that which sustain and grow one's heart.
Mavis Vermilion, Fairy Tail
When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.
Avatar Aang, The Legend of Korra
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CrystalChalice - Posts: 286
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What do you call a guy sitting on a pottery wheel?
[SPOILER]Clay[/SPOILER]
[SPOILER]Clay[/SPOILER]
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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KhakiBlueSocks (post: 1496859) wrote:
What do Edward Elric and a bowl of New Orleans Gumbo have in common? Shrimp.
OMGOSH HILARIOUS!!!!! XD
(Pic made by Bio! <3)
DiamondDragon - the Sky pokemon
Ruling the skies on its thick wings, this Pokemon is feared by all flying beasts. Its twinkling wings change in the sunlight. Some people believe that this pokemon actually has diamonds that grow on its skin. Despite its intimidating size, it is an extremely friendly ally and a very dangerous enemy.
@)}~`,~
Carry This Rose In Your Sig, As Thanks, To All The CAA Moderators.
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Diamond Dragon - Posts: 101
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Diamond Dragon (post: 1497521) wrote:OMGOSH HILARIOUS!!!!! XD
Ed doesn't think so...
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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Yeah, that's true....in fact, I'll bet he's coming to kill both me and Khaki as we speak. O_O
(Pic made by Bio! <3)
DiamondDragon - the Sky pokemon
Ruling the skies on its thick wings, this Pokemon is feared by all flying beasts. Its twinkling wings change in the sunlight. Some people believe that this pokemon actually has diamonds that grow on its skin. Despite its intimidating size, it is an extremely friendly ally and a very dangerous enemy.
@)}~`,~
Carry This Rose In Your Sig, As Thanks, To All The CAA Moderators.
http://dragcave.net/view/JXKV4
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Diamond Dragon - Posts: 101
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Diamond Dragon (post: 1497559) wrote:Yeah, that's true....in fact, I'll bet he's coming to kill both me and Khaki as we speak. O_O
I think that's a joke, you two have longer legs, he won't catch you
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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Wallachia - Posts: 185
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What's on first? I really don't know... and why are they talking about tomorrow... I gotta figure this out today... naturally!
And this I pray, that your love would abound still, more and more with real knowledge and all discernment. Be prepared to preach the gospel at a moment's notice. Do you know the gospel well enough to do so yourself? Be ready.
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Furen - Posts: 2695
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Because those are the names of whom they're talking about.
Costello asks, "Who's on first?" and Abbot replies with, "Who is on first." because, "Who" is the name of the man on first.
It just escalates from there since Costello obviously doesn't catch on to someone having a wacky name like that.
Costello asks, "Who's on first?" and Abbot replies with, "Who is on first." because, "Who" is the name of the man on first.
It just escalates from there since Costello obviously doesn't catch on to someone having a wacky name like that.
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