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Postby Hiryu » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:20 am

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Postby Nate » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:50 am

If I was Jesus I'd probably visit a plague upon them for saying something as ugly as that looked like me.
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Postby ShiroiHikari » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:07 am

Well it definitely looks like a face, but nobody knows what Jesus looked like so...
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Postby Ante Bellum » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:19 am

Watch for it on eBay soon.
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Postby Davidizer13 » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:26 am

Pareidolia is one heck of a drug.
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Postby Xeno » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:03 pm

I'm going more with Charles Manson and less with Jesus on this one.
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Postby ChristianKitsune » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:08 pm

Hahh.
Well, I mean it's interesting that a face can even be printed on a receipt. But... It's a creepy face. XD I don't think it's Jesus. :P
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Postby samurai10 » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:39 pm

Nate (post: 1492157) wrote:If I was Jesus I'd probably visit a plague upon them for saying something as ugly as that looked like me.


This. XD
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Postby Yuki-Anne » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:38 pm

Jesus is watching you buy the latest Dan Brown novel. Oh, and apparently he has a black eye.
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Postby Warrior 4 Jesus » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:19 pm

Well, at least it looks like a face but it's still not Jesus. Looks more like Rasputin to me, after he's been beaten up by the Tsar's men.
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Postby Yamamaya » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:27 pm

He looks like a young Bin Laden to me.

Yuki-Anne (post: 1492204) wrote:Jesus is watching you buy the latest Dan Brown novel. Oh, and apparently he has a black eye.


I loled.

I remember how much the Christian community freaked out about that book. Mainly because Dan Brown tried to claim for a while that it was mostly factual when it was entirely fiction. :grin:
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:35 pm

[font="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="4"][color="RoyalBlue"]Well, the Lord does work in mysterious ways...If I were them, I would take the survey and try for the $1000 gift card. This could be a sign that they'll win it![/color][/SIZE][/font]
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Postby Midori » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:54 pm

:-)

Hey look, Jesus appeared in my post!
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:45 pm

Am I the only one who thinks that receipt face carries an uncanny resemblance to Abraham Lincoln? I mean there's even the indication of a large ear on the right side. XD
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Postby Shao Feng-Li » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:09 pm

I don't see a plain looking Jewish guy on that receipt tape.

Like I need more proof that my customers are crazy. XD
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Postby Furen » Sat Jul 23, 2011 12:25 am

Midori (post: 1492233) wrote::-)

Hey look, Jesus appeared in my post!


NICE

and Jesus just appeared on a quote in my post, so he posted in my post... kinda (He allowed it here)
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Postby Wolf-man » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:54 am

You know I have to wonder that if no one had said that it was Jesus or even a face if we would have been like "why is there a picture of a receipt with a splotch on it on this news site?"
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Postby Atria35 » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:16 am

^ Actually, I didn't see a face when I first saw the pic. I thought it was a splotch. It wasn't until someone said it was a face that I 'saw' it.
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Postby bigsleepj » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:00 am

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Postby That Dude » Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:06 pm

To me it looks like a bizarre lovechild of Abraham Lincoln and Nikola Tesla.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:21 am

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Postby TheMewster » Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:11 pm

That doesnt even look like Him! That... looka like a pirate. And the Son of God was not a pirate in the Gospels. Just sayin'.
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Postby SincerelyAnomymous » Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:03 am

Doesn't even look like Jesus.
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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:06 am

TheMewster (post: 1494792) wrote:That doesnt even look like Him! That... looka like a pirate. And the Son of God was not a pirate in the Gospels. Just sayin'.

Ferb (post: 1495395) wrote:Doesn't even look like Jesus.

Not that I think the splotch was divinely influenced when forming, but what does Jesus look like, then?
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Postby ADXC » Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:13 am

No this is more like Jesus. :v)
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