Postby kairo14 » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:15 pm
There was this one time where in 9th grade (I think) when I was a typical dude and was mouthing off about how smooth I was with the ladies to some other dudes. Which is the complete opposite; I was and still am a total dork with the ladies. Well, I found myself in a corner when all the other dudes demanded that I prove my boasting by asking out this really pretty girl named Tara, which I just happened to have a crush on her as well.
So, my brother was there and promised to the other dudes he would follow me to make sure I made good on all my promises. Inside, I was screaming like a little school boy; I knew how shy I am and how things like this never end well for me. Yet, I HAD to look good in front of the other dudes, which now I can't even remember their names!
So my brother followed me to the girls house on the next Saturday and hide behind some bushes (he said he felt the Spirit tell him to duck and not be seen with me?), whatever!
I was glad while walking to the front door because I didn't see any cars parked and figured no one, and no tara, was home, yes! I knocked and was actually walking off the front porch, when, to my terrified surprise was so both Tara and her mom both beaming and looking at me with blank faces in the doorway. I hadn't prepared to say anything for I didn't expect anyone to be home. My brain felt like someone popped it out and threw it into the bottom of the Arctic Sea. There was no pulse, no thoughts, no activity of any kind! I have no idea how long I stood there, looking as if I was a deer caught in the headlights, but finally after some time my brain finally had a thought to process. Yes!, you might say. It was a thought, but not a good one. The only excuse I can give for what I am about to write is that this was the only thought my brain was capable of at that moment. So I looked up at Tara and said: "So, do you live here?"
Before the words left my mouth I realized what a stupid thing I just said. All my weeks of planning and hoping to set off a spark with this girl, Gone, in a moment! So I tried one last attempt to dig myself out (which never goes well), and then I concocted the most unlikely story I could think of and said: "I am just seeing who lives in my neighborhood." I could tell, by the look on her face, she wasn't buying it! So I turned around walked off her front porch and we never spoke again for the rest of my life.
Sadly, a couple of years after this advent, I was in a Apple-Bees and I over-heard a table of people talking and they were telling this story!!! I was like, GREAT, now I'm some type of urban legend in this little town!
Needless-to-say I was glad to move from that place and leave all that behind!
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