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Postby Kaori » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:35 pm

Hm, I was going to point out the relative uselessness of statues and figurines, but with the shift of focus away from whether anime merchandise is useless or not, I suppose I'll let everyone else be the judge of whether or not these things are silly/absurd:

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Studio Ghibli merchandise is a good example of stuff that's actually very normal. You can get Studio Ghibli (usually Totoro) clocks, mirrors, hand towels, handkerchiefs, chopsticks, bento boxes, pillows, planners, etc. Oh, and let's not forget the dishes and cutlery, which unlike the Evangelion one above are actually shaped like ordinary, nice, plates and cups and mugs and silverware and whatnot.

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If you're going to buy a towel or a planner anyways, I don't think it's particularly silly to get one that has a Studio Ghibli design on it. What is ridiculous, however, is how anything with the Studio Ghibli name on it is extremely overpriced.

Along similar lines, for the very low price of only 12,000 yen (over $120), you can have your very own materia pendant. I don't have a good picture for that, however, so you'll just have to take my word on it.

Then there are the cans of soda that Square-Enix always uses to promote any new Final Fantasy game or movie that is about to come out. They cost twice as much as a typical can of soda (200 yen) but for that price you get . . . a really spiffy can.

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Oh, and @Sheol777: that Hello Kitty as Death is really amusing.
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Postby Atria35 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:38 pm

.... I suppose if I had a kid, I'd buy them a plastic cup with Totoro on it. But wow, that looks like expensive, nice silverware!

EDIT: I've also seen those silly cans of soda. This one happens to be titled "The juice of Haruhi Suzumiya". Which is beyond wrong.
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:40 pm

Oh my gosh I want a stuffed tonberry so much.
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Postby Kaori » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:41 pm

Atria35 wrote:.... I suppose if I had a kid, I'd buy them a plastic cup with Totoro on it. But wow, that looks like expensive, nice silverware!


It is expensive. I don't remember the price of the plates/cups/mugs, but to buy one item of silverware by itself, like one fork or one spoon, is 1,000 yen, I think. For kids they have things like chopstick sets and bento boxes (cheaper, but still obviously more expensive than getting a chopstick set or bento box from the hundred yen store).

Radical Dreamer wrote:Oh my gosh I want a stuffed tonberry so much.


There might be some online stores that carry them. You saw the smaller ones behind the chocobo mages, right?
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Postby LadyRushia » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:52 pm

Suzumiya Haruhi no Juusu.

I'd drink it. It'd probably take away the melancholy.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:06 pm

I once saw a sign/sticker thing that said "I wish life was as simple as Evangelion." It kind of looked like an oversized bumper sticker.
I'm putting it under "ridiculous."

Ghibli has some interesting products. But yeah, expensive.
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Postby Nate » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:04 pm

Oh right, I forgot that I'm legally obligated to put ":p" in my posts every time I'm joking because apparently people can't tell when I'm joking. :p

That was a joke, son.

By the way I have a stuffed Shaymin and a stuffed Prinny and they rock. And I swear if Savannah comes in here and posts that Shaymin video I don't know what I will do.
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Postby chibiphonebooth » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:10 pm

Nate (post: 1410550) wrote: And I swear if Savannah comes in here and posts that Shaymin video I don't know what I will do.


YOU RANG?

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Postby Ante Bellum » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:13 pm

*grabs a camera and waits*


But yeah, to be honest I haven't seen a lot of dumb anime products. No doubt they're out there though. I...I just haven't been looking.
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Postby MomentOfInertia » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:16 pm

Can this please be a twenty page thread?
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Postby Momo-P » Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:52 pm

None of this has anything on Lucky Star...ENGINE OIL!

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Postby FllMtl Novelist » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:21 pm

Mom-P, you must be joking. XD Just...srsly?? XD
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Postby Shao Feng-Li » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:31 pm

Momo-P wins. I dunno what, but she wins.
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Postby LadyRushia » Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:38 pm

If I knew for sure it wouldn't kill my car, I would use that in a heartbeat, XD. Also, I like how it looks like fruit punch.
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Postby steenajack » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:22 pm

Check it out! Just found sea-salt ice cream, just like in Kingdom Hearts. X3! I want some! XDDDD!
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Postby TheSubtleDoctor » Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:50 pm

Atria35 (post: 1410498) wrote:"The juice of Haruhi Suzumiya".
Atria, this made me spit out my coffee.
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:10 pm

Do Naruto headbands go here?

Although once again, not useless really, since I used one to bandage up my leg when I was bleeding profusely.

Lady Rushia, I'd be willing to go in on a bulk order deal for that Lucky Star engine oil.
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Postby Kaori » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:00 am

Nice post, Momo-P; that is pretty funny.

FllMtl Novelist wrote:Mom-P, you must be joking. XD Just...srsly?? XD

Looking at the middle part of that picture (next to the three girls hugging), I can confirm that it does indeed say "Engine Oil"]belongs on my table. Even though I have no idea what it is.[/quote]
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Postby Atria35 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:49 am

TheSubtleDoctor (post: 1410617) wrote:Atria, this made me spit out my coffee.


As long as you didn't ruin your keyboard... ;):lol:
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Postby Nate » Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:45 am

chibiphonebooth wrote:YOU RANG?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB5HEecPTgs

NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WILL DO.
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Postby Mr. Hat'n'Clogs » Tue Jul 20, 2010 10:50 am

Kaori (post: 1410497) wrote:Image


I would kill for the Cactuar and Tonberry. I have such attachment to those two.
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Postby Nate » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:16 pm

Man that shirt is stylin'.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:29 pm

*watches video*
That thing may or may not haunt me now...

Oh yes, about the Naruto headbands. To kind of quote some guy, it's the easiest knock off cosplay ever. Just wear one and you're a ninja! (And yes, it does happen.)
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Postby TheSubtleDoctor » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:47 pm

Ante Bellum (post: 1410736) wrote:*it's the easiest knock off cosplay ever
That and cat tails.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:07 pm

Yeah. Although I have seen some decent neko cosplayers, but most just seem to have a cheap pair of ears and tail that they bought.
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Postby Etoh*the*Greato » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:10 pm

Nate (post: 1410731) wrote:Man that shirt is stylin'.


I am an awful person for thinking that unironically.
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Postby Nate » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:30 pm

I was also being unironic so I guess that makes me awful as well? I seriously think that shirt is stylin'.

MAN WHAT IS IT every time I try and make a joke everyone thinks I'm serious and then when I'm being serious everyone thinks I'm making a joke. I JUST CAN'T WIN. D:
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Postby steenajack » Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:43 pm

*pats Nate on the back*
Let it out bro. Let it out.

Seriously though, I can honestly say that I appreciate your sense of humor. I remember cracking up at several of your posts. I know when you're joking :D.....most of the time. lol XD!
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Postby Rusty Claymore » Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:29 pm

... I'd wear that shirt, but I would Never hear the end of it.

That Nate, is what people call life, and is exactly why I haven't bothered to get one yet. n.n
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