Let's Play Oregon Trail II

[mechana2015]

Watch you guys get hit by lightening or something or other.. O_O We don't want that

Or do we?

[CrimsonRyu17]

Braving a thunderstorm is a bad idea.

There may be puddles and someone may drown.

:c

[Mithrandir]

>.>

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Update....?

[Hohenheim]

I too would like to see an update; what has happened to our journey to Oregon?

[Peanut]

I must be honest and say that I've been ridiculously busy...and haven't really had the motivation to post the next update yet. There will be more coming (possibly this week), but please have some patience while I try to keep my sanity.

[mastersquirrel]

Well if it isn't my old friend Severe Thunderstorm...gosh your worse then ghoul...oh wait, almost none of you get that joke...I blame the thunderstorm...

*Totally got that joke*

Don't worry about us Peanut. We'll sit here patiently while you battle the forces of Madness and Dementia.

[Tsukuyomi]

Originally posted by Peanut (post: 1393245)gosh your worse then ghoul

Hi, Ghoul ^O^/))

[Peanut]

Back by popular demand...


BAD COLDS!!!!


And Rivers as well!!! Let's ford this one, shall we.


...we made it? Well...luck truly is on our side!


Now we start running into hills...which really aren't that bad. So let's just go up this one.


This one is also pretty easy. However, before we move on, let's check the button at the bottom of the screen labeled "Diary" to see what it contains. Perhaps are handsome, charming doctor has some wonderful bits of wisdom for us.


Well, can't argue with that.


Another random location...you know what that means! Its time to slaughter more defenseless wildlife!!!!


Don't worry our furry friends, you'll be used to fill our collective bellies. Since, after all, you are wild animals who have no rights ye--


...darn lawyers and their subpoenas...

[Mithrandir]

Midori-with-a-cold also looks suspiciously like Mith-with-a-cold....

WAIT A MINUTE... That was the WORST thing that happened to us this cycle? The game has seriously lost it's lethal edge... >.>

[Angel37]

This was hysterical, lol. I'm keeping an eye on this!

[Peanut]

After a daring escape from Jailhouse Rock (...yeah I know...) aided by my wagonmates. We now reach Chimney Rock. Another pointless stop on our Oregon Trail adventure. While here, however, let's check out that Guide shall we.


Um...on second thought...let's not.


More vegetables!


And another stop! Boy, our sickness/fatality rate is much lower then that other caravan that left before us.


Since we're low on supplies, let's do some shopping at this friendly, trading post.


Food is necessary for the trip ahead...especially since you guys won't help me drag back the stuff I hunt...


Yep...we're going to be well fed for the rest of this trip (no thanks to you guys...)


...it's for medical purposes...I don't have a problem ok!!!


My knowledge of preserving food tells me salt is a good investment..


Also, spare wagon wheels...in all, I would say that was a pretty successful shopping stop.

[Midori]

Well finally something got me, even if it's just a cold.

30 pounds of sugar would give you a great high.

Do we have enough water kegs for the desert and mountains?

[Angel37]

Well finally something got me, even if it's just a cold.

30 pounds of sugar would give you a great high.

Do we have enough water kegs for the desert and mountains?

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[Hohenheim]

Hmm, so it seems that I am the only one at this point who hasn't at one point contracted a disease, huh? It makes sense. I don't get that sick often in real life either.

........I just jinxed myself, didn't I?:eyeroll:

[Mithrandir]

Are you planning on salting your killz? Waiting for them to cure could take a bit of time... XD

[Peanut]

Are you planning on salting your killz? Waiting for them to cure could take a bit of time... XD

I am a doctor Mith, curing things is my job.

[Mithrandir]

OK. THAT was funny.

[Nate]

I am a doctor Mith, curing things is my job.

http://instantrimshot.com/

[Ante Bellum]

OK. THAT was funny.

But the rest of the thread wasn't?

[Mithrandir]

My point was that *my* post had less humor than I anticipated. Not the rest of the thread. XD

[Htom Sirveaux]

http://instantrimshot.com/

BWAHAHAHAA! Where the heck do you find this stuff?

[Peanut]

As our prairie dog, friend shows, we're almost through another map! But first a river.


Yes...we won't be letting you be our nemesis today! We'll be taking the ferry thank you very much.


See, that was easy!


What's this?! A fort named after yours truly? I must check this place out!


This is clearly a happening place! So let's go shopping!!!!


More medical supplies including brandy to go with my whiskey...for medical purposes...I'm not a drinker...


I register this cliff...ok that was a terrible joke...


But it also means that we're going to another map! That has the Rocky Mountains on it!!! We're getting there people! We can do this with the power of love...or friendship...or something like that...


...and thunderstorms...definitely with the power of thunderstorms...

[Htom Sirveaux]

More medical supplies including brandy to go with my whiskey...for medical purposes...I'm not a drinker...

Of course not. And the peppermint's not for disguising your alcohol breath.

Funny thing is, I'm sipping on a margarita as I type this.

[Nate]

BWAHAHAHAA! Where the heck do you find this stuff?

Oh I get around the internet. Really the same place that directed me to the thing I'm going to use for my next comment...

I register this cliff...ok that was a terrible joke...

http://www.priceisrightlosinghorn.com/

[Ante Bellum]

Ante once had Winston Churchill lead a bunch of WWII leaders and he ended up buying over 100 gallons of whiskey...
Then he died.

[Peanut]

Today, this Let's Play comes to an end...yep, I'm finishing this thing before the sunsets...maybe...


Vegetables...they are needed...


Moar veggies!!!!


That's one bridge we won't be crossing...but this seems like a good time to see what our doctor is up to!


Well, with all the colds people around him have been getting...it's not like he doesn't have the test subjects to experiment on.


But what's this? Strangers approach! Best to approach them with caution...


Huh...he looks kind of familiar.

Matt: Hello Peanut.

...um...what the?


Matt: Come now Peanut, you didn't actually think you could get through this game without buying one of my quality products did you?

Actually, I'm trying to figure out how you got in here and how you're still alive.

Matt: To answer both of your questions...I serve a higher authority *thunderclap*

...right...well, I'm going to have to pass on that...animal...cream thing...

Matt: Oh but I insist that you buy some...you wouldn't want any unfortunate accidents occurring now would you?

The only unfortunate accident here is that coat your wearing...and my gun, accidentally shooting you in the face.


Matt:I'll be seeing you around Peanut...no one can escape the business savy of Matt!!!

Glad that's over with...


...well, rivers aren't half the enemy they used to be to us...so lets do this!!!


Spoilers, we make it across with no problems...

[Peanut]

It's trading time! Kind of...


Hmm...they definitely need a dispenser here...but anyway, its time for some hunting!


...I AM THE KING OF THE HUNT!!!!


Springs are for drinking...and staring at...


Huh, I thought Independence Rock would be...smaller...since its a rock you know...


Behold! The Devil's Gate!!! Its not that scary though...so lets keep moving


...Chuck Norris was here...and just to prove I actually am a decent doctor...


Look at how healthy everyone is in this wagon! See, you folks are in good hands...


This sounds like the title to some cheesy soap opera...

[Peanut]

Another river? Well lets do this son!!!


Yeah!! Who just forded a river! I did!


...well, looks like Crimy will be our doctor's first test subject:evil:


...um...what ice?


Another hill huh, well lets use ropes and chains to once again conquer the--


...First rivers and now hills?! Nature does not like us at all...


Huh...that's twice that we've had to cross this river...oh well. Let's ford it!


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This would be useful...if we were headed to Texas...

[Peanut]

More springs...yawn...


Yet another map. We've almost hit the 1000 miles mark and will soon be entering Utah, home of the Mormons and a Dead Sea wannabe.


And suddenly we're running out of supplies...great...well, I'm sure we can trade for some fruit and vegetables and also hunt for more meat.


That was...less productive then expected...

Matt:Hello Peanut.

Matt...why are you out here?

Matt:You should have bought my lotion Peanut, otherwise this accident wouldn't of had to happen.

Your right, me shooting you wouldn't have to happen. *The rifle goes off but the bullet never hits Matt. Instead, it is caught by a tall, pale figure dressed in all white.*

Matt: I told you I serve a higher power Peanut...now you shall pay!

Ah heck no! *More gunfire and...


...diary...


...this...


Ok...our doctor is fine...so let's get moving again before this bad water kills us all...


Let us hope we never see Matt again...ever...


Man the folks in the midwest really need to learn how to name monuments better...that is most definitely not made of hay.

[CrimsonRyu17]

Baaaw, I hate colds.