You Are This Guy

[goldenspines]

Wow, I thought this poor thread had died. o_o Thankfully, it is still alive, to a certain extent. XD

I'd say just climb into the piano because it's really a secret door to a new room.

[Davidizer13]

I'd say just climb into the piano because it's really a secret door to a new room.

You mean the burnt-out piano with the charred body of Elton John in it? I don't think so.

Use the piano like a battering ram on the walls of the room.

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="palatino Linotype"]Use the box of macaroni, the piano, and the charred remains of Sir John like MacGuyver would.
As a aeroplane. e_e[/font]

[Sparx00]

Turn John into glue. (It could come in handy.)

[goldenspines]

You mean the burnt-out piano with the charred body of Elton John in it? I don't think so.

Use the piano like a battering ram on the walls of the room.

Yes, I do mean that piano.

[Tsukuyomi]

Yes, I do mean that piano.

It's a portal to the meat dimension ~(O__O)~

[Peanut]

It's a portal to the meat dimension ~(O__O)~

This makes me lol.

[Fish and Chips]

Sure. Why not. That sounds great. It's been so long since this thread was updated you forgot what you had planned anyway. Elton John's probably even extinguished by now.

Just a plastic spoon and several yards of imported concrete stand between you and precious-



Woah, what is going on.



It appears your bowl has become a portal to the Meat Dimension.

You still can't see the rice.

What do you do?

[Peanut]

Seek out Hanako, patron saint of the Meat Dimension.

[Ante Bellum]

Convince the Meatians that it really isn't butter, then tap dance to their traditional music.

[Mr. SmartyPants]

Begin surfing (or skiing) on a strip of Bacon while using a piece of ham as a bat and see where you are led to.

[Davidizer13]

Grab a passing side of beef and fly to the Source of All Meat.

[Lil_Ninja]

Tame the beggin' strips dog, and use him to fight off the evil human eating meat products.

[KagayakiWashi]

Find some A1 pronto and dig in!

[Solid Ronin]

Gorge yourself in meaty delights.

However the feeling of dread you first experienced when looking at the portrait of the Dark Lord of this domain hits you once more!

You pull your head out, and witness the terrifying truth...

[goldenspines]

Eat the nearby steak and find a magical yet mysterious item inside.

[Phantom_Sorano]

Feel frightened by the meat because you are a vegetarian.

[Fish and Chips]

Alright, let's see what this one-horse Wizard of Oz has to offer. A wandering side of beef should serve as a noble steed. You latch on and try not to think too hard about the philosophical Freudian implications of this. A passing flock of shish kabobs accompanies you. You feel deeply disturbed.

The Source of All Meat is just ahead. You never imagined it would be so beautiful.



Well, this seems oddly familiar.

What do you do?

[Lil_Ninja]

Watch as the source of all meat and Colonel Sanders have an epic fight.

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="palatino linotype"]SUMMON YOUR PERSONA!! SUMMON IIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

THEN HAVE A FREAKING AWESOME BOSS BATTLE!!![/font]

[Peanut]

Pose, cause this meat just got real!

[minakichan]

Attempt to command the shish kebobs as their master to disarm, disable, and defeat the Source of All Meat so that you can take its place as reigning lord of the Meat Dimension.

[Davidizer13]

Summon your 100% vegan Soyatek (powered by Soylent Green!) mecha and have a good ol' fashioned Super Robot rumble with the Source of All Meat.

[Nate]

The Source of All Meat looks like one of those vaudeville guys. Ask him to do a song and dance!

[wildpurplechild]

Throw the shish kabobs at him.

[Htom Sirveaux]

Cast "Barbecue" spell.

[Tsukuyomi]

Fastword to where you are victorious over The Meat King and take his knife as your own.. For, you have a new weapon to use or put in your inventory \o.o/ You should take some foodins (meat) too since you're at it u_u/

Strip of Bacon- +5 Health and Restores 2 HP
Shish Kabob- +20 Health and Restores 2 MP
Side Of Beef- +50 Health and Restores HP and MP

(I have no imagination -_-)

[goldenspines]

Steal the Source of All Meat's hat. And since it's as big as a boat, ride in it to the exit.

[minakichan]

Fastword to where you are victorious over The Meat King and take his knife as your own.. For, you have a new weapon to use or put in your inventory \o.o/ You should take some foodins (meat) too since you're at it u_u/

Strip of Bacon- +5 Health and Restores 2 HP
Shish Kabob- +20 Health and Restores 2 MP
Side Of Beef- +50 Health and Restores HP and MP

(I have no imagination -_-)

On the contrary, you are adorable. *hug*

[Tsukuyomi]

On the contrary, you are adorable. *hug*

Awww, thank you *Huggles* <33

Fasword=Fastforward.. Not sure where the other part of it went >_>;