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Postby Lil_Ninja » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:46 am

Water the seeds, then once they grow, stick them in your sides so you'll have an extra set of arms! THINK OF THE DESTRUCTIVE POWER YOU WILL HAVE!
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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:03 pm

[font="palatino Linotype"]WATER THE SEEDS WITH THE RANDOM HOSE.

THEN BECOME DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS.
BLAAAAAAAAAAH.[/font]
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> Create a montage of you taking care of the sapling.

Postby Fish and Chips » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:34 pm

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In the warriors code
There's no surrender.
Though his body says stop
His spirit cries - never!
Deep in our soul - a quiet ember
Knows it's you against you
It’s the paradox that drives us on!
It's a battle of wills,
It's the passion that kills,
The victory is yours - alone!

In the burning heart - just about to burst.
There's a quest for answers, an unquenchable thirst.
In the darkest night - rising like a spire.
In the burning heart - the unmistakable fire.

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Shoot, you forgot to water it.

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Postby goldenspines » Sun Apr 26, 2009 3:40 pm

This thread never ceases to amaze me. It gets better with each page.

Water the sapling with the overstretched hose and repeat the previous step.
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Postby Midori » Sun Apr 26, 2009 4:14 pm

Forget the hose. It probably isn't connected to water. Do a rain dance instead.
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Postby Sparx00 » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:11 pm

>Drool on plant and hope it grows
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Postby Peanut » Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:51 pm

Quench the plant's thirst with a large pail of water.
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Postby KumaruRockz » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:06 pm

Rather crude post.


[spoiler]Pee on it.[/spoiler]
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Postby Solid Ronin » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:43 pm

You've not eaten in awhile, You could eat the plant. It would break your heart but these are desperate time.
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Postby TriezGamer » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:38 pm

... Y'know, after such a lousy weekend, this has really brightened my day.
Embraced by a gentle breeze, my heart breaks as I think of you.
All alone at the top of the hill, I watch as the seasons go by.
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Wishing for courage softly, I pray.
There's no going back now, to those tender days when you held me in your arms.

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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:55 pm

[spoiler]I thought the same time at one point, Kumaru XDD It was jsut the way he was standing over them xD;[/spoiler]

If you eat them.. they will grow.. into arms.. MANLY ARMS TO ASSIST IN YOUR VENTURES D:<
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Postby Dante » Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:41 pm

[SPOILER]I was thinking the same Kumaru O_O... we must be reallyw weird[/SPOILER]
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Postby EricTheFred » Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:41 pm

I cry bitter tears over the unwatered seedlings, thereby watering them in my sorrows.
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Postby KumaruRockz » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:39 pm

[spoiler]Weird people unite? xD[/spoiler]
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Postby Hana Ryuuzaki » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:44 pm

EricTheFred (post: 1307611) wrote:I cry bitter tears over the unwatered seedlings, thereby watering them in my sorrows.


[font="Palatino Linotype"]And, sadly, it would sow Emo Plants.
Which grow new lil' emo babies!!
ooohh nnooooo!!

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Postby Reon » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:30 pm

>Ask the seeded envelope if it wants a mask
or
>Rickroll it

I love coming back just to read this post. Tis Beautiful and your suggestions are hilarious (community)
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:46 pm

According to the montage, you now have a bed, a children's picture book (or a magazine or something), a wagon, and a guitar. Put these in your inventory.

And as evidenced by the lower-right quarter of the montage, it appears you can now go outside. Assuming this was the ultimate goal of the game, you've now beaten it. If it wasn't, well, at least you now have a bed, a children's picture book/magazine, a wagon, and a guitar.

You also appear to know the lyrics to "In the Burning Heart", for whatever that's worth.
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Postby minakichan » Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:02 pm

I think it's more like a little (red) wagon than a wheelbarrow.

But yeah, great way to add more tools to your set =)
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> Forget the hose. It probably isn't connected to water. Do a rain dance instead.

Postby Fish and Chips » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:00 pm

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You're not sure why you're assuming the hose doesn't work, but this was the best idea you could come up with. You channel all your devotion into some fancy footwork, determined to set loose the floodgates of heaven upon your precious gardening project. Looks like that semester in Ritualistic Dancing wasn't wasted after all.

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the riii-

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In your fervor of religious concentration you trip over the still-there trapdoor, cushioning yourself against the cardboard-cutout of a vase. The resulting friction between the flimsy processed cardboard and the comfortably nondescript floor sparks a flame.

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This isn't exactly what you were going for. You should probably put it out before you've got the towering inferno fueled entirely by dry surplus cardboard.

What do you-

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FSSSHHHH.

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Oh.

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The sapling is watered!

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Postby goldenspines » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:07 pm

[SIZE="1"]Random hole in the roof, FTW.
EDIT: GAH, SPRINKLER, NOT HOLE. Mith wins. [/SIZE]

Leap up in excitement and watch the sapling grow into a mysterious arm plant that will hopefully aid you in your escape.
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Postby Mithrandir » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:09 pm

Add the fire sprinkler to inventory. And the pipping.

No! Grind up the ashes from the cardboard, which would make an EXCELLENT fertilizer. Maybe the plant will grow super fast!

Try to shake off the feeling that I've unwittingly sewed the seeds of my own destruction.

BTW: This is most excellent! I'm deriving serious enjoyment from this thread.
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Postby Tarnish » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:22 pm

> wait for magic beanstalk

> ...er. Seedstalk.

> ...Stalk.
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Postby Reon » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:16 pm

Since we have a fire now, before it goes out we should drop the cardboard down to the floor below, travel to the locked door, hope it burns down =) (Although in a worst case scenario the building lights on fire and ... uh oh).

>Flame the locked door and pray (keep the hose ready for action/bucket filled with H20)
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> Grind up the ashes from the cardboard, which would make an EXCELLENT fertilizer.

Postby Fish and Chips » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:50 am

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The sprinkler shuts off having saved the day, leaving bedded ash in place of the once fondly regarded cheap cardboard stand-up pottery. You decide to scoop up the ash, maybe to use for good fertilizer on your burgeoning envelope garden. Even in death, the vase is useful. You hold back tears for its touching sacrifice.

You brush the ash onto the card you were saving. This seems as good a time to use it at any.

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Oh!

It appears your efforts were unneeded. The plant has already grown to tremendous proportions. And what's this, the bud has already begun to unfurl! Guess that, "Blooms once every 100 years," stuff scrawled on the packaging was advertising malpractice. That should save you some time.

It is truly a sight to behold. You eagerly await your new arms.

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Arm seeds. Arm plant. Arms.

Ah ha.

Ha.















Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

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Postby Peanut » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:51 am

Retrieve arms from plant.
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Postby minakichan » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:56 am

Stick head into plant's open bud and peer inside.
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Postby Reon » Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:00 am

>Ponder where to put arms once you get them from plant.
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:55 am

Christen the plant Robert.

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Postby Esoteric » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:32 am

The plant is armed?! Move plant in front of locked door. Entice plant to punch door open with its arms.
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Postby Whitefang » Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:23 am

Shoot the lock off the locked door in the basement to see what wonders it holds.
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