You Are This Guy

Postby **Mithrandir** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:34 pm

"Watch the picture for a while; try not to be eaten by a grue."

Postby **Sheenar** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:33 pm

Poke holes in the picture's eyes and see if you can see anything through the holes.

Postby **animaniac** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:57 pm

light yourself on fire because its better than looking at either of theses guys!:lol:

Postby **Reon** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:22 pm

Greg Proops might need some arms, you should get your inventory screen back and try feeding him some seeds. Maybe thats why hes looking at the other wall and shes looking back at him, FINISH THE LOVE TRIANGLE!

(this thread is amazing, props fish)

Postby **Htom Sirveaux** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:44 pm

[quote="Mithrandir"]"Watch the picture for a while]
It's OK, that would only have happened when it was pitch black.

Take a nap and see if things are any different when you wake up.

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:55 pm

You-you can't bring yourself to touch it. Perhaps your courage stat isn't as high as it could be. Or perhaps you're just a normal fallible human being with fears and reservations, one of which is anything remotely approaching personal contact between you and that picture. Sweet mercy, just look at it.

No, wait. Don't.

You return to your original vantage point.

It appears to be a hard wood framed portrait of popular American entertainer and TV host Greg "Prepare the Earth woman for our pleasure" Proops. He hasn't taught you everything you know, but what counts, he didn't teach you either.

What do you do?

Postby **Tarnish** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:06 pm

>take glasses

Postby **Reon** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:13 pm

>give taped note to girl (tape it to her if you have to) Its pry from Greg anyways. I mean hes pry been staring at her for years.

Postby **goldenspines** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:19 pm

Ask Greg how to escape, or at least to give you a clue how to escape.

Postby **Dante** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:24 pm

Sit till you're bored...

when you're bored saw it in half... two halves make a hole...
Climb in the hole and scream until you're hoarse.
When you've gotten a horse ride all the way home.

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:20 pm

You beseech the all knowing Proops for a pearl of his overflowing chalice of wisdom. Surely he will not abandon you in your hour of need. Unfortunately, his smug serenity remains uncompromised. His ears do not hear your feeble pleas.

Maybe you should rethink this whole Talk To Inanimate Objects strategy you've been pursuing.

Leaning against the wood paneling in despair, it clicks gently under the pressure of your palm.

The painting swings outward.

Well well.

What do you do?

Postby **Reon** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:22 pm

>Run across to the other side of the room and see if shes a door too (lets open up our options)

Postby **goldenspines** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:24 pm

Climb quickly through the newly found opening; the sooner you get away from that other picture, the better. o.o;

Postby **Htom Sirveaux** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:28 pm

>Ask how a painting can swing towards you when you're leaning against it.

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:40 pm

Ignore any questions revolving around art being a doorway to another world and spring into the next room.

My Writing.com Portfolio · Postby **EricTheFred** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:41 pm

Look at the back of the picture.

Postby **Lil_Ninja** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:51 pm

Climb in the new opening and start dancin'.

Postby **Bobtheduck** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:59 pm

Reon (post: 1307147) wrote:>Run across to the other side of the room and see if shes a door too (lets open up our options)

SpoonyBard (post: 1307149) wrote:>Ask how a painting can swing towards you when you're leaning against it.

The leaning merely released the lock, actually. I've had cabinets like this my whole life...

>look inside hole

would be a valid next move, I would guess.

Postby **animaniac** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:14 pm

Reon (post: 1307147) wrote:>Run across to the other side of the room and see if shes a door too (lets open up our options)

thats a GUY from street fighter.

climb in the hole close yourself off from the world and have fun thinking about the situation at hand.

Postby **minakichan** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:52 pm

(You know, I wasn't familiar with Guilty Gear or the character, but this image pushed me to do some research.

Now I really want that Bridget figurine; I think he's really cute. Thanks, Fish. >_>; )

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:33 pm

No. Let's not open up our options.

Deftly, you scramble through the new opening formerly concealed by the Proops.

You sort of wish you hadn't expected this.

What do you do?

Postby **Peanut** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:43 pm

Try the door.

Postby **Hana Ryuuzaki** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:48 pm

[font="palatino Linotype"]Grab the funky mug-bucket! Mugket!
Mudkit.....Mudkip....Mudkipz....
AAUUUGGGHHHH!!![/font]

Postby **Tarnish** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:54 pm

>get rope

[SIZE="4"]>get rope[/SIZE]

[SIZE="6"]>get rope[/SIZE]

Postby **goldenspines** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:03 pm

Rope? I thought that was the hose to fill the bucket full of water with. o.O
If it's a rope, do what Tarnish said. If it's a hose, fill the bucket with water and see what happens.

Postby **KagayakiWashi** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:07 pm

"Talking to one's self is the first sign of madness!"

Postby **Fish and Chips** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:09 pm

It's predictably locked. Honestly, you don't know why you even try anymore. Maybe if you had the key, but you really hope this doesn't become that sort of adventure.

You feel as though cosmic forces are urging you to retrieve the hanging length of hose, which conveniently could also double as a rope.

What do you do?

Postby **Tarnish** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:11 pm

> eat rope. They never come in handy in these kinds of games, anyhow.

Postby **goldenspines** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:17 pm

Rope always comes in handy; if anything, to save in your inventory so you can later choke the person who trapped you in this game.

But I'm still sticking with my last suggestion. Take hose, fill bucket, see what magic happens.

Postby **KagayakiWashi** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 7:19 pm

Eat the rope, hope it stirs up my stomach acid up enough, and cough up stuff that would burn a hole in the door.

You Are This Guy

> Remove picture from the wall.

> Ask Greg how to escape, or at least to give you a clue how to escape.

> Run across to the other side of the room and see if (s)he's a door too.

> Try the door.

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