What if Tim Burton directed Lord of the Rings?

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What if Tim Burton directed Lord of the Rings?

Postby RidleyofZebes » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:59 pm

...Instead of Peter Jackson? I can see it all now... XD

For that matter, what if you replaced any of the actors with another unrelated actor? Say... Jack Black instead of John-Rhys Davies for Gimli? Or Jennifer Anniston played Arwen? Just imagine what could happen.... XD

Try pointing out a few places where a cast change could have been made, for better or for worse. List the changes, list the actors, list the effects. I know LotR is old news, but this could prove quite interesting. ^_^
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Postby LadyRushia » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:21 pm

So Brittany Spears could be Gollum?
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Postby Ingemar » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:22 pm

LoTR would be yet another Cabinet of Dr. Caligari ripoff -_-
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Postby Sanderson » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:22 pm

Johnny Depp would be in it.
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Postby chibiphonebooth » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:25 pm

i swear, tim burton has a total man crush on johnny depp.

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Postby Etoh*the*Greato » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:47 pm

They're kind'a best buds. Kind'a really best buds. But yeah. Johnny Depp would be Aragorn, Helena Bonham-Carter would be Arwyn because Burton has this odd thing for his best friend mackin' his wife. Oh! And everything would be gray and cloudy.







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Postby ChristianKitsune » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:44 pm

He'd find some way to make it REALLY dark and crazy... small child and Gollum would be Johnny Depp
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Postby Stephen » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:39 pm

...I really don't see the point to this thread. What if Uwe Boll directed Godfather? I have a better idea.

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Postby rocklobster » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:26 am

Hey , let's not gang up on Johnny Depp. He's a great actor.
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Postby Etoh*the*Greato » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:07 am

who's ganging up on him? I don't see anyone here making disparaging remarks about him.
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:09 am

Is it weird that I actually would like to see Burton's take on LotR?

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Postby Etoh*the*Greato » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:31 am

Man... I don't think I could stand being at the mall when the goths all start trying to emulate Burton LotR costumes.
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Postby jim_wijit » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:37 pm

Everyone seems to forget that if it's Tim Burton directing it could also be stop motion. In which case everyone would be long and spindly. And Danny Elfman would do the score. LotR Musical anyone? Hooray for Tim Burton!
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Postby Htom Sirveaux » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:01 pm

Etoh*the*Greato (post: 1271165) wrote:They're kind'a best buds. Kind'a really best buds. But yeah. Johnny Depp would be Aragorn, Helena Bonham-Carter would be Arwyn because Burton has this odd thing for his best friend mackin' his wife. Oh! And everything would be gray and cloudy.


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