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Postby Zilch » Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:15 pm

Either way, my sincere thanks, UC. I appreciate your commentary.
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Postby CobaltAngel » Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:30 pm

LOL, GO ZILCH, GO! ^_^ Yay! Hurry up and post the rest! *pokes* xDD
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Postby Locke » Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:04 pm

hmmm looks like the same one from GRG....
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Postby Icarus » Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:55 pm

Doubtless it is.

Let's hear it for Zilch!
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Postby Zilch » Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:21 am

Okay...just for all your nice compliments...I'm going to finish the next scene today just for you guys...
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Postby Zilch » Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:18 pm

Scene 13
War Wounds and Returning Heroes

(The remaining Guild members and their allies stare at the slowly advancing troll army. Zilch shakes his head.)

Zilch: We can't take that many...

(Shatterheart cleans his sword, not raising his head as he speaks.)

Shatterheart: Well, guess what? We're here, and there's no escape once they'vve come here, so we're going to make sure there's much less of this scum by the time we're done here.(He stands and raises his blade.) By this weapon, the Foecleaver of the Grand Poobahs of Yore, I shall never rest until this evil is wiped clear of our Lord's earth, even if pledge shall take me to my death!

(There is a reverant pause amongst the warriors...then the silence is broken by an irreverant voice...)

Voice: Shatterheart...that was horribly cliche'd...
Zilch: Hey! I wrote that!
Inkhana: (stepping into the light) Well, you also left me out of the last scene...
Zilch: (shrugs) Point taken...

(Inkhana unslings her Great Fairy Sword.)

Inkhana: Who's up for whooping some serious troll butt?!
Calbh: Count me in!
Zilch: Booyahbooyahbooyah!
Lightbringer: I'm bored...it'll give me something to do...
Skynes: Let's do it!
Inkhana: Hey, aren't you supposed to have an accent?
Skynes: Yeah, but the author finally realized he couldn't do a proper Irish accent...
Zilch:...
Spencer: Melody Maker! How many of ours are battle ready? We need all we can get for this rumble!
MelMak: hmm...lessee...Ekul and CobaltAngel have taken some serious hits, they're out of this for a good while...umm...Drix, Duckie, and Ronnie...Cephas and Saint Kevin are okay, just a few scratches, Locke is seeing to them..and...Kirakira has ROS.
Spencer: (raises an eyebrow) ROS?
MelMak: Ramen Overconsumption Syndrome. Must've hit before this battle even started. It causes fits of twitching and spewings of various Japanese euphanisms.
Spencer: ...okay...umm... you and Locke take them back to the Guild adn care for them best as you can.

(Kirakira's legs spasm into Spencer's back.)

Kirakira: more...*cofftwitchcofftwitch*...ramen...(random Japanese euphanism)...
Spencer: ow...you'd better hurry...

(Melody Maker loads the wounded into a Hummer that has mysteriously appeared nearby, hops in the driver's seat, cranks some Stryper, the original devil music, and speeds away)

Calbh: Hey! LOOK!

(The troll horde is slowly turning and heading toward CAA)
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Postby Zilch » Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:20 pm

Scene 14
Beginning of the End

Shatterheart: Oh, DRAT!
Zilch: Did..you just say "drat"?
Inkhana: He did, didn't he?
Shatterheart: (shrugs) Official hero anger word.(pulls out "Good Guy Exclamations, Volume 3") Right here, page 29.
GRG: Ohhh....
Spencer: Can we get back to business?
Calbh: Oh, right!(drops her research in Good Guy Exclamations) CAA might go under a horde like that, even though they could hold them off for a good while...we can help...but we need a day...could you slow them down a bit, Shatterheart?
Shatterheart: This bunch?...I suppose...but it won't be easy...
Lightbringer: Did I mention I was bored?
Shatterheart: Sure. Meet you back at CAA.

(Shatterheart and Lightbringer leave.)

(Back at the GRG, Guild members are healing wounds and sharpening weapons. Duckie is piling up bazooka shells, as Ekul is selecting the right hammer. Everyone is quiet...except of Kirakira screaming her sudden influx of slightly crude Japanese words. Calbhach gathers everyone together.)

Calbh: My fellow Guild members, my troops...my friends...now is out time! Our time to rise and rid the world of this evil force! Are you ready to fight?!
GRG: YEAH!
Calbh: To die for your friends if nessessary?
GRG: YEAH!
Calbh: To do your homework?!
GRG: umm...uhh...
Calbh: Can I copy your work when you're done?!
GRG: YEAH!
Spencer: To CAA!!!!!

(Guild members charge out...not before they all get stuck in the door, of course...)

Spencer: Get off my head!
Drix: Once you get off my leg!
Calbh: Ack! My arm is stuck!(She gets it free, only to smack Kirakira in the face.)
Kirakira: (Japanese word for spoothead)
Zilch: Oh, man! I gotta sneeze!

(The pile gets blown forward with the blast. They get up, not without bumping into each other a few times before they finally manage to march off with dignity...At CAA, Ashley's members are hard-pressed with the troll onslaught.)

Straylight: (taking off a troll's head with bladed nuchakus) We can't hold off these buggers forever, Ash.
Ashley: I know...but...where's our help coming from?
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Postby uc pseudonym » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:14 pm

Not bad. Not bad at all. Rather good, actually. I'm actually wondering about how this will turn out.
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Postby The_Marauding_Maniac » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:48 pm

YAY! Update on CAA
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Postby kirakira » Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:23 pm

Zilch, can I please have a blowtorch? I'll...give you a plum! *big, anime, watery eyes*
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Postby MasterDias » Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:30 pm

Haven't gotton around to posting here until now.

This is getting interesting. It's pretty good.
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Postby Zilch » Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:10 pm

Kirakira+blowtorch+a story where anything can happen=...an extremely fun idea...
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Postby CobaltAngel » Sun Mar 28, 2004 6:44 pm

Oh my... *fears for her life* if she gets a blowtorch... can I have a VW bug? 0.0... $_$
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Postby Zilch » Sun Mar 28, 2004 6:46 pm

No. N-O! Nnononononononononono!

No Bugs in this play, kiddo...
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Postby Zilch » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:41 pm

Scene 15
In Flander's Fields, The Poppies Blow...Up....

(Arriving at CAA ahead of the GRG, Shatterheart and Lightbringer assess the troll horde doing battle on the outskirts of CAA territory.)

Shatterheart: Aw, spoot! We can't take much more of this!(whips out radio)This is Grand Poobah Shatterheart, giving Code 3 at CAA. We are under massive invasion by troll forces at grid coordinates Alpha Juliet Three Niner...oh...(looks over his shoulder at the GRG staring at him. He tosses the radio away.) Just in time!
Spencer: Where's the Anime Angels?
Calbh: Duckie went to raise support over there...but we have no time to wait for him...we attack now!

(Calbhach and Spencer outline their battle plans. Meanwhile, Kefka is overviewing the battle with delight.)

Kefka: Bwahahahaha! CAA is falling, and soon, the Guild will be within striking without their allies!
Random Troll: Sir! We have incoming projectiles! Approaching sectors 45, 39, 4-

(The troll's report, along with his karokeing days, are cut short by 50 caliber bullets that seem to grow from his mouth then the rest of his body. Kirakira screams in sadistic delight as she fires the 50 cal. into the masses of enemies from the lead tank. Two other M1 Bradley tanks appear on different flanks of the battle. An explosion rocks Kefka's troops, as trolls fly in different directions, the unlucky ones getting torn apart in midair by cover fire from an unexpected Anime Angels gunner squad in the hills surrounding the battlefield. An air transport drops Zilch, Inkhana, Spencer, CobaltAngel,Calbhach, and the Master Chief(AKA ZiP) into the heat of battle at the front lines. ZiP immediately attaches a grenade to a small troll and tosses it into his comrades, the result spewing fiends into the air. Spencer and Calbhach are an unstoppable duo, swinging, slashing, parrying, and clotheslining those foolish enough to get in their way. Inkhana is overcome with battle fever, and becomes a one-person troll-wreaking crew, weilding her Great Fairy Sword as if it were a dagger. CobaltAngel is leaping to the rescue of beleagured groups of Alliance members that are under heavy fire. Zilch is defending the gates of CAA next to Shatterheart, Gypsy, Ashley and Lightbringer; as members make a tactical retreat into CAA.)

ZiP: (throwing another "gifted" troll to the foe) Fire Support Group Delta Romeo Delta, requesting tactical nuke strike, over?

(In a F-22, 10 miles away...)

Duckie: Roger that, Chief. Fire support inbound. Requesting clearance of friendlies in bomb radius, over?

ZiP: Evacuation in progress. (switches radio channel) This is the Master Chief to all Alliance forces! We have an incoming airstrike! All forces retreat to CAA!

(The Alliance fights a fierce backwards motion, moving back towards the heavily guarded gates. The Guild runs back with the rest, dealing death to those that would hinder them. All members are inside, but the gates aren't quite closed yet!

Zilch: Kirakira! Man the flamethrower and keep these guys off our back until we're inside!
Kirakira: Aye, aye, Zilch!

(Kirakira runs to the stationary weapon. Sighting down the barrel, she unleashes a 500 foot blaze into ranks of trolls.)

OOC: You happy now, Kirakira?

Ashley: Close all entrances! Bar the gates!

(Alliance members manage to close the door after the usual everyone-gets-stuck-in-the-door-until-someone-sneezes-and-launches-people-into-orbit routine, of course...)

ZiP: Fire Support Delta Romeo Delta, friendlies clear. Authorization to fire at will.

Duckie: Which one's Will?

ZiP:...all of them...

Duckie: Roger that, Chief. Nuke ready, firing in 3...2...1...Fox Two! Bomb's away! Returning to base.

(The last thing half the troll army sees is a firey mushroom cloud...as for those not hit...remains to be seen...)
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Postby CobaltAngel » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:46 pm

Mwhahaha... much fighting of trolls... XDD!

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NO BUGS?!! T_T But they're so cooo-ooool!
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Postby Zilch » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:49 pm

Shatterheart's gonna hate me for what he does in the next scene...
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Postby Icarus » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:57 pm

Don't worry, you can always threaten to write him out of the play. :thumb:
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Postby uc pseudonym » Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:15 pm

No offense, but I think Shatterheart can out-threaten you.

And this is cool and all, but is it a good thing when our characters express "sadistic delight?"
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Postby Zilch » Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:32 pm

Sorry...you know pyros and their toys...that's just what popped into my head...as in she enjoys it...I apologize for any offense.
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Postby uc pseudonym » Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:34 pm

Nah. Don't worry. It just particularly caught my attention.
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Postby CobaltAngel » Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:35 pm

edit... ._. this was something i never posted! So weird! 0.0
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Postby CobaltAngel » Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:36 pm

XD... Kirakira... is... the... coolest.. pryo ever...
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Postby Zilch » Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:39 pm

Just checkin', UC. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
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Postby Zilch » Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:03 pm

Non-sensical Scene 16
Authorical Superpowers

(Inside CAA, Alliance members celebrate their victory over the trolls...)

Inkhana: Booyahbooyahbooyah!...hey...wait a sec...I NEVER say "booyah"...what made me say it now?
Zilch: I did.
Inkhana: Wha...?
Zilch: Never underestimate the power of an author
Inkhana: Sure, whatev-LIGHTBRINGER IS SOOOOO HOT!(covers mouth) What was that?

(Zilch merely raises an eyebrow)

Zilch: That's nothing. Watch this...

(He looks at Shatterheart bragging about his war glories)

Shatterheart: Yeah, those trolls were huge, but they didn't stop m-...hula...I get the urge to dress like Princess Leia and hula dance!

(He runs off and comes back with Leia's outfit from Return of the Jedi...the one from Jabba's barge...yeah...THAT one...he begins to dance)Hulahulakawekiwa hawaii aloha kalekiwaukelelelala...

(He continues as Zilch passes out melonballers to the poor Alliance members that don't wish to keep their eyeballs anymore.)

Inkhana: (grabbing a melonballer) I'm convinced! I'm convinced!

Alliance: ALL HAIL ALMIGHTY ZILCH! MAY HE LIVE FOREVER!

Zilch...okay...that's enough...
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Postby The_Marauding_Maniac » Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:25 pm

Uh-oh... Author intervention.... Not good.... (LOL good one)
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Postby kirakira » Mon Mar 29, 2004 6:57 pm

O.o Princess Leia hula? *hides behind the flame-thrower*
:hug: Whahaha! Fire! Thank you, Zilch, I am now happy. :dance: ^^ I was ready to offer to wash all your socks if it would make you give me a flame thrower, and I didn't haffto! *yay* *grabs popcorn and waits for more*
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Postby skynes » Tue Mar 30, 2004 12:52 am

O.o Leia... costume.... Ink... loving... Lightbringer....

Makes me glad I wasn't in that one...
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Postby uc pseudonym » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:34 am

Heh. You were aiming for insanity, and you did seem to hit it directly. Please tell me that isn't your ending to the actual arc, however.
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Postby Zilch » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:18 pm

nonononono! 'course not! I'm still writing the ending of this scene...maybe tomorrow it'll be ready...
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